"Pillow Princess": 5 Ways I'm Reclaiming the Title
The orgasm ratio between me and my male partners is easily over 10:1 — 10 of mine for every one of theirs. I'm having a good time, and so are they.…
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20+ Best Clit-Sucking, Air Pulse, Pressure Wave Vibrators, Compared!
“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize Womanizer’s influence in the sex toy industry. Their eponymous clitoral air…
CHRISTMAS 2021 THROWBACK: flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little…
Review: VUSH Myth G-spot vibrator & Rose 2 bullet
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some basic-bitch Millennial drinking celery juice, sporting thick eyebrows gradient-filled and…
Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped vibrator spoke for itself. It’s possibly the silliest sex toy…
How Each Menstrual Cycle Phase Affects My Sex Life
If someone says that cis women are wildest during their periods, they've never seen me sex toy shopping and booty-calling during ovulation. One of my Instagram followers commiserated: You're not…
MAKER SPOTLIGHT: Uberrime Night King, Sensi, & Baroba UV silicone dildos
Spooky Day is over, but Nonstop November was just beginning. I celebrated with THREE beautifully marbled dildos from Uberrime and sent one of each unique UV glow dildo to a…
Review: Uberrime Flora, Hankey's Toys Davy's Tendrils, Uberrime Teuthida fantasy dildos
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo — or perhaps better yet, one shaped like four tentacles wrapped…
How discreet is your online sex toy shopping?
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been victimized by sex toy packages declaring, “VIBRATING MASSAGER” or “HEALTH CARE GADGETS.” I’ll wait. I’ve been there and done that, and I’m not…
Review: Empowered Queen Tongue-Flicking Vibrator by Cal Exotics
It’s official: pussy pumps are mainstream. Clitoral suction toys have been around for a hot minute, but it’s only in recent years that they’ve gained mainstream hype — outside the…
Q&A: What's it like to be a male escort?
For me personally, [being a good man] means facing and resolving biases that I may have regarding the idea of gender equality and helping other men resolve them, too. Guest…
RELAUNCH: Velvet Thruster Nanci Prime (FKA Abbey) & Teddy GS
The future of fucking is here with the Velvet Thruster! With so many new high-tech sex toys, how do you choose a suitable insertable for you? That’s where sex toy critics…
