by Super Smash Cache · Published May 24, 2021 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Imagine that merely mentioning “Link in bio” on your Instagram story could get your account flagged or deleted. A photo of a brightly-colored, abstractly shaped dildo gets marked as “adult…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 9, 2021 · Last modified July 5, 2023
More adventures in rabbit-style insertable pervertibles! Gemini by Pris Toys is the fifth double penetration dildo I've tested this past month. That's my horniness level as I approach complete COVID…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 28, 2021 · Last modified February 7, 2024
BIG NEWS: I've found The One. No, I'm not getting married, but I'm just as star-crossed to have discovered my rabbit vibrator soulmate. The Santa Cruz Coaster thrusting dual stimulator fits…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 19, 2021 · Last modified November 16, 2023
Horny level: "Show me all your double penetration dildos." Yep! All of my picks from SheVibe this quarter were silicone double dildos — and my vagina eagerly engulfed them. In…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 18, 2021 · Last modified December 5, 2023
"In the end, boobs are nothing more than fake asses. And if I had to choose between the original and the imitation, of course I would choose the original." —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2021 · Last modified September 18, 2023
I can't wait to get double-stuffed once the COVID-19 pandemic is under control. In the meantime, I can use an ejaculating dildo with my boyfriend. Romantic, right? The Strap-On-Me squirting…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 7, 2021 · Last modified November 16, 2023
One of these California Exotics Slay mini-vibes gave me 27 orgasms in one session — but the other two belong in the trash. "I can't tell if the COVID vaccine…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 1, 2021 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"A new kind" of sex toy, or just hype? The Her Ultimate Pleasure's all-in-one licking and sucking contraption became a viral sensation — and other makers wanted to capitalize on the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 28, 2021 · Last modified March 11, 2024
This toy sounds like a dream on paper, with a pulsing, penetrative portion and an external pressure wave motor — why wouldn't you want more, more, moar, MOAR, MOAR sensation?…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 24, 2021 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Stack two [soda cans], and that's about the size of the Pris Toys Sentinel. Yep, I've made it my job to stick large objects in my vagina and tell you…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 12, 2021 · Last modified February 7, 2024
Squishy, sweet, niche treats for my vulva and partner play. The sex toy world is so much bigger than dildos and vibrators, extending to sleeves and squishables aplenty. Enter the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 26, 2021 · Last modified September 18, 2023
The Uberrime Astra dildo is literally named after the stars — cue pun about space pants and seeing stars. I bought mine for its one-of-a-kind nebulaic color swirls, which embody…
