Review: L'Acier Capo and Slide stainless steel vibrators
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.” That’s how much I love stainless steel sex toys. "L'acier" means…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2022 · Last modified October 1, 2024
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.” That’s how much I love stainless steel sex toys. "L'acier" means…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 15, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Am I constitutionally wired to be hornier than the average woman, or is there a "nurture" component that I have internalized? Today, we examine some of the external factors influencing…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 9, 2022 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Did I choose these pretty dildos solely to match my galaxy bayonet? Yes. Do they feel as good as they look? Also yes — depending on how you use them. Today,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 20, 2022 · Last modified July 27, 2023
I only use Facebook for three things nowadays: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the "Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American" meme tag group. That last vibe was what I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 8, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and quickly realizing that your partner will probably not get you off.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 5, 2022 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Play with penetration beyond lying on your back and hand-thrusting dildos, missionary-style. The non-insertable portion of a dildo can make a more considerable difference than you'd think. I’ve previously written…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2, 2022 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affiliate representative didn’t comment on that part of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 1, 2022 · Last modified May 21, 2024
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dildos shaped like…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 21, 2022 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Is there any sex toy more iconic than the Magic Wand? Hitachi called it a back massager back in 1968. Nowadays, we know it as the Magic Wand Original by…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 15, 2022 · Last modified September 19, 2023
On today’s episode of passionate, playful semantics: are creampies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but wonder…” Some of my readers…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 29, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
My life isn’t all orgasms and rainbows; there’s much unglamorous admin work behind the scenes. If you want to kill a boner, just mention paying taxes. Unfortunately, tax returns are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 23, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
I want to find a sanctuary in my long-term partner. That applies doubly when you're in a polarizing career field. Sometimes, being a sex educator can put me in uncomfortable…