Are Creampies a Kink? Why Are People Into Them?
On today’s episode of passionate, playful semantics: are creampies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but wonder…” Some of my readers…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 15, 2022 · Last modified September 19, 2023
On today’s episode of passionate, playful semantics: are creampies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but wonder…” Some of my readers…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 29, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
My life isn’t all orgasms and rainbows; there’s much unglamorous admin work behind the scenes. If you want to kill a boner, just mention paying taxes. Unfortunately, tax returns are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 23, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
I want to find a sanctuary in my long-term partner. That applies doubly when you're in a polarizing career field. Sometimes, being a sex educator can put me in uncomfortable…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 18, 2022 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Hoooh, another affordable bullet that’s more powerful than the We-Vibe Tango? It’s strong, but how does this Silver Bullet compare to the gold standard of rumbly vibrators? If you’re getting…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 10, 2022 · Last modified October 9, 2024
Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fabricated sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actually fucked the toy. My sex…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 9, 2022 · Last modified July 19, 2024
My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’ purse. My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’ purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 18, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Why do people reel upon hearing, “hot dog wrapped in a cinnamon bun” but drool at “cinnamon sugar corn dog”? Words matter; I appreciate a round of silly (but not pedantic)…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Do you ever jack off to something unorthodox and then, in the post-nut clarity, think, “Oh gosh, what have I done?” Sometimes, a kink catches you off guard. And sometimes,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 2, 2022 · Last modified August 9, 2023
Sex toys can be so much more than phallic dildos inside and mini-vibes outside! Here are 16 tips for converting or improving your toy box favorites. Mix it up and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 31, 2022 · Last modified August 9, 2023
My photography will be displayed at Detroit’s upcoming, world-class Dirty Show art exhibition! I guess even erotic art critics love my collection. 🙂 The event takes place over two weekends,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2022 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Glass dildos look stunning and deliver some of the most intense stimulation — often with a fantastic orgasm-to-price ratio. The key is to find one that’s the right shape for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 24, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
The FemmeFunn Dioni is a rumbly vibrator that entirely envelops your finger — a hybrid between a finger bullet, dildo, and extension sleeve. This finger vibrator blends seamlessly into partner…