by Super Smash Cache · Published December 11, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Here's how Velvet Thruster and I celebrated Christmas 2022. We gifted sex toys (girthy goodies for the maybe not-so-good) sex-positive merch, and plenty of Clitmas spirit to two lucky readers,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 7, 2022 · Last modified September 24, 2024
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 22, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Meet The Thruster's younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 20, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation time and want to get DICKED. For days when I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 11, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Cum play has been alluring practically forever, but body-safe ejaculating dildos and jizz lube are relatively new. It’s easy to take them for granted in 2022, especially with the return of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 4, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Why male chastity is more versatile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” initiated a new naughty chat customer. Oh, you’re…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 22, 2022 · Last modified July 16, 2024
“it's only sodomy if it's from the sodom and gomorrah region of mesopotamia, otherwise it's just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talking about sparkling, shimmering butt plugs…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 13, 2022 · Last modified December 6, 2023
Small. Mighty. The Honey Play Box Pomi mini wand massager packs a punch, impinging on the iconic Magic Wand Mini’s territory. While Pomi hasn’t entirely usurped the throne, there are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 10, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
“You sound like you’re getting stabbed,” a friend replied when I sent him a voice recording of me using the Je Joue G‑Kii. Another said, “If I didn’t already know…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 7, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Rabbit vibrators are a blursed sex toy category — a simultaneous blessing and curse. Their emphasis on clitoral stimulation, on paper, symbolized the ultimate blended orgasm. In practice, they’re often…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 17, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Remember that G‑spotty Velvet Thruster dildo attachment I helped design in 2019? (Of course, you do; there’s an old picture of me and my ass on the packaging.) Blush Novelties…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 8, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
The LELO Smart Wand Large 2 is one of the rumbliest rechargeable wands I’ve ever tried. Purely vibration frequency-wise, it’s in the top 5 best “back massagers.” It thrums and…
