THROWBACK: 5 First Sex Toys, 10 Years Later!
400 SEX TOYS! TEN YEARS! It's been a decade since I started collecting sex toys — and five years since I made my blog into a business! Can you believe…
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Gooner Humiliation Kink Affirmations for Jack-Off Addicts
Savor this humiliation Femdom track for jerk-off addicts! There’s some gooner degradation, tease, denial, and the tiniest morsel of findom. As always, kink takes place in a controlled environment with…
Rabbit Vibrator Trends: Air Pulse Dual Stimulators & More
My spirit slightly sinks whenever I see that damn U‑shaped Bellesa Airvibe promoted on Instagram. It's not going to fit my anatomy — I can already tell from the shaft's…
Topped Toys Hilt 75 & Cetos 90 Review: Huge Silicone Dildos
I feel like I've gone Super Saiyan with all the sighing and screaming. I thought I was done expanding my capacity, but apparently not. Spelunk some more with the Topped Toys…
Twijoy Night Review: Spinning & Sucking Penis Stroker
“Human vaginas don’t typically move like that [toy does], though you could pick me up and spin me. I’m lightweight enough.” “Oh, definitely,” my friend replied after testing the Twijoy…
To Rock My World, Stop Asking, "Did You Cum?"
Your partner deserves better than flattening intimacy down to a pass/fail grade. Go deeper. You deserve playful teasing and banter like, “Tell me what you want. Use your words. I…
Top 9 Stainless Steel Dildos, Ranked (njoy, L'Acier, Le Wand)
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles” or “snipers” for the internal erogenous zones. They're marvels of…
RodeOH Slyder Plus Wide Review: realistic dildo with sliding skin
“We love and stand by the product, but there’s no accounting for taste,” a spicy affiliate manager trailed off, staring into space. I recognized the glazed expression. “You’re thinking, ‘Ahhh,…
7 Kinks to Combine With a Dollification Fetish
Ever want to be posed, played with, and finished inside like a fuck doll? Or tossed around? Welcome to the wonderful world of dollification. What is dollification? In simple terms,…
Review: Dee’s Big Daddies Drake XXXL Dragon & Davy Tentacle Dildo
“Demonstration?” requested a comment on a video where I held the Dee’s Big Daddies Drake XXXL. There would be both a lot and not a lot to see — in…
FUN FACTORY VIM Review: best, rumbliest cordless wand
My VIM guest review on the FUN FACTORY USA blog is now live! Upon turning on [this] wand, I only thought two words, “Oh, fuuuuuuuuck.” I've tried over 350 sex toys,…
Pixies Exciter & Pretty Little Wands Review: beginner G-spot and A-spot vibrators!
Cottagecore + bimbofication = cottagewhore vibes for your fantasy woodland wench. If the rose sex toy is any indication, cuteness and affordability go a long way for beginner buyers. The…
