Topped Toys Hilt 75 & Cetos 90 Review: Huge Silicone Dildos
I feel like I've gone Super Saiyan with all the sighing and screaming. I thought I was done expanding my capacity, but apparently not. Spelunk some more with the Topped Toys…
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Twijoy Night Review: Spinning & Sucking Penis Stroker
“Human vaginas don’t typically move like that [toy does], though you could pick me up and spin me. I’m lightweight enough.” “Oh, definitely,” my friend replied after testing the Twijoy…
To Rock My World, Stop Asking, "Did You Cum?"
Your partner deserves better than flattening intimacy down to a pass/fail grade. Go deeper. You deserve playful teasing and banter like, “Tell me what you want. Use your words. I…
Top 9 Stainless Steel Dildos, Ranked (njoy, L'Acier, Le Wand)
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles” or “snipers” for the internal erogenous zones. They're marvels of…
RodeOH Slyder Plus Wide Review: realistic dildo with sliding skin
“We love and stand by the product, but there’s no accounting for taste,” a spicy affiliate manager trailed off, staring into space. I recognized the glazed expression. “You’re thinking, ‘Ahhh,…
7 Kinks to Combine With a Dollification Fetish
Ever want to be posed, played with, and finished inside like a fuck doll? Or tossed around? Welcome to the wonderful world of dollification. What is dollification? In simple terms,…
Review: Dee’s Big Daddies Drake XXXL Dragon & Davy Tentacle Dildo
“Demonstration?” requested a comment on a video where I held the Dee’s Big Daddies Drake XXXL. There would be both a lot and not a lot to see — in…
FUN FACTORY VIM Review: best, rumbliest cordless wand
My VIM guest review on the FUN FACTORY USA blog is now live! Upon turning on [this] wand, I only thought two words, “Oh, fuuuuuuuuck.” I've tried over 350 sex toys,…
Pixies Exciter & Pretty Little Wands Review: beginner G-spot and A-spot vibrators!
Cottagecore + bimbofication = cottagewhore vibes for your fantasy woodland wench. If the rose sex toy is any indication, cuteness and affordability go a long way for beginner buyers. The…
Lovense Gravity vs. Velvet Thruster Teddy comparison
Controlling a partner's orgasms by fucking them from afar isn't just a thing of the future. That teledildonic technology is available now — in the form of self-thrusting dildos with…
5 Ways to Intensify Sex With CBD Arousal Lube
Novelty and anticipation are vital to salacious thrills — and an arousal lube can level up that exploration! Once you set aside the linear routine of kiss-foreplay-intercourse-ejaculation-done, you elevate your…
L'Acier Reverb review: steel vibrator for hands-free orgasm
“Oh, my Goddddd. What is happening? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cumming not too long after inserting the L’Acier Reverb stainless steel dildo. I wasn’t thrusting it.…
