Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure: another tongue-flicking suction vibe review!

No other sex toy has sent me on as much of an emotional roller-​coaster as the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure. I have gone through every stage of Kombucha Girl.

My ini­tial thought was, "Ew, a prod­uct by Pipedream." I usu­al­ly wouldn't accept prod­ucts from them for moral rea­sons. But a high­ly prin­ci­pled sex shop CEO whose judg­ment I trust — one who quot­ed 'There is no eth­i­cal con­sump­tion under cap­i­tal­ism' — decid­ed to stock the Her Ultimate Pleasure. So that had to mean something.

I'm no stranger to com­pro­mis­es, as my review of the LELO Mona 2 might sug­gest. Sometimes, a com­pa­ny sucks, but a prod­uct it offers is excep­tion­al. The Her Ultimate Pleasure went viral for a rea­son, not least because it deliv­ers suc­tion and 100 licks per minute. And that's worth talk­ing about. I had to find out for myself two things about it:

1. Is this wacky con­trap­tion worth the hype?
2. How does it com­pare to the NU Sensuelle Trinitii?

Both the Trinitii and Her Ultimate Pleasure are toys that lick, suck, and vibrate, but they look and feel drastically different from each other.

For one, the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure fea­tures a broad­er suc­tion area and fit a wider vari­ety of anatomies than the Trinitii does. As well, its hilt is slim­mer and curved, with inser­tion in mind. Despite the gen­dered name, poten­tial­ly any­body can use this toy. The flared cup serves as a stop­per and pre­vents it from get­ting lost in the rec­tum, mak­ing it safe for anal inser­tion. And, of course, you can use the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure's tiny tongue, with­out suc­tion, any­where you desire its licks. Versatility is the name of the game here.

Using a full-​coverage pussy pump was a new expe­ri­ence for me, though. Two suction-​cup attach­ments come with the Her Ultimate Pleasure, as well as a soft, tex­tured sleeve for the tongue. One cup is an oval (2" long by 3" wide) con­toured to fit over a vul­va, and the oth­er a 2.75" diam­e­ter cir­cle with a flat open­ing (sug­gest­ed use: nip­ple stim­u­la­tion). Both are made of hard plas­tic with remov­able sil­i­cone rims for easy clean­ing. I'd like it if the sil­i­cone was thick­er and plush­er because the hard edges uncom­fort­able against my bony bits the first few times I used the Her Ultimate Pleasure.Over time, though, I got bet­ter at posi­tion­ing it, and it grew on me.

In this review of the Pipedream Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure:

• How fast does it lick?
• How does the suc­tion feel?
• How's the insertable end?
• Why the hate for Pipedream?
• Verdict and recommendations
  • What I would tell my past self
  • What I would prob­a­bly buy
  • What if some­one wants only suc­tion or tongue-​flicking, and not the whole package?

Let's begin with the big question on everyone's mind:

How does the Her Ultimate Pleasure's licking feel?

Short answer: its high­est speed, about 100 licks per minute, is only a lit­tle slow­er than the Trinitii's 120 licks per minute. Plus, the Her Ultimate Pleasure's tongue fea­tures sub­tle but con­cen­trat­ed vibra­tion. The long answer is that, of course, there are pros and cons to both products.

For one, both sound robot­ic, but the Her Ultimate Pleasure is quite a bit loud­er. You may want to play some back­ground music if you live with oth­er people.

It also slows down with pres­sure more than the Trinitii does. When you push on the Trinitii's flex­i­ble sil­i­cone tongue, it bends but main­tains its speed. There's only a lit­tle hard­ness at the base where it attach­es to the motor. In con­trast, the tongue on the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure is most­ly rigid with a some­what pli­able tip. It makes sense when you con­sid­er that the sil­i­cone encap­su­lates a vibrat­ing motor.

If I'm not using the suc­tion attach­ment to hold the unit in place, the move­ment some­times trans­fers to the han­dle. I find that it's eas­i­er to keep it steady when stim­u­lat­ing myself with the edges of the tongue rather than the tip. It's tar­get­ed, but not near­ly as sharp as the Trinitii or Aria Flutter. There are three steady tongue motion speeds on the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure and four patterns.

Most times, I use the high­est speed. But the motor is also pow­er­ful enough that, of the four pat­terns, I could use two to get myself off. The oth­er two rhythms have stilt­ed paus­es, ren­der­ing them use­less to me. One but­ton cycles through the sev­en tongue settings.

The Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure's suction function

The suc­tion fea­ture is the one depart­ment where the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure blows the NU Sensuelle Trinitii out of the water. Yeah, the aspi­rat­ing motor is seri­ous busi­ness. Observe in the thigh pic­ture how much the Her Ultimate Pleasure pulls my flesh into the suck­ing chamber.

This pussy pump stim­u­lates the entire vul­va, instead of iso­lat­ing the glans of the cli­toris. I still most­ly pre­fer tar­get­ed pres­sure with con­ven­tion­al vibra­tors and oscil­la­tors. But with this toy's pump­ing mech­a­nism, there's some­thing about the increased blood flow to my cli­toral cru­ra that gets me going.

The suc­tion doesn't only feel good but also helps increase the tongue's pres­sure, because my junk is being pulled far­ther into the cup. All three suc­tion set­tings on the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure are pat­terns, which annoyed me at first. Its low­est sucks for about two sec­onds and releas­es for one sec­ond each cycle, the mid­dle for three and one, and the high­est for four and one. Those paus­es meant that my clit didn't stay firm­ly pressed against the tongue.

Fortunately, I found a way to main­tain the vac­u­um and work around that. To keep the stim­u­la­tion steady, I like let­ting the suc­tion run and then turn­ing it off at the peak of the cycle to "freeze" my labia in place. Two but­tons con­trol the Her Ultimate Pleasure's suc­tion. One of them pow­ers on/​off (long hold) and cycles through the set­tings (short press). The oth­er quick­ly releas­es the vac­u­um. As a rule of thumb for safe­ty, I'd say not to keep your bits pumped for more than 10 min­utes at a time.

The vibrating handle? Hardly worth talking about

The insertable end does noth­ing for me— I'll prob­a­bly nev­er use it as any­thing but a han­dle. Yes, there's a slight bulge/​curve, but the straight taper miss­es my G‑spot. It's also flex­i­ble, which makes it even more frus­trat­ing for me to aim. I much pre­fer firmer G‑spot toys or those with a more volup­tuous dip to fit behind my pubic bone.

With five bendy inch­es of insertable length, the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure's inter­nal stim­u­la­tor isn't long enough to sat­is­fy my A‑spot or cervix. Can it reach those eroge­nous zones? Yes, but it's not prac­ti­cal to thrust as freely with it as I would like. I keep think­ing about the annoy­ance of clean­ing vagi­nal secre­tions out of the seam between the sil­i­cone and plas­tic con­trol panel.

What's more, the vibra­tions are buzzy. Unlike with the NU Sensuelle Trinitii, I can't see myself using the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure's han­dle as a clit vibe. The Trinitii's motor is on the moderate-​to-​high-​pitched side of rumbly, but it's robust and has defined edges for con­cen­trat­ed stim­u­la­tion. The Her Ultimate Pleasure's G‑spot vibra­tion motor is the epit­o­me of "meh." It can't get me off, unlike the Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold, which is buzzy but at least has a pointy tip.

Why I'm not a fan of Pipedream as a company

The tox­i­c­i­ty of Pipedream, the man­u­fac­tur­er, goes far deep­er than the gen­dered name of the Fantasy For Her. In a nut­shell, they con­tin­ue to embody every­thing that was sleazy about the sex toy world in the 1990s and ear­ly 2000s.

Yes, the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure is made of body-​safe sil­i­cone and hard plas­tic, but most of Pipedream's prod­ucts are tox­ic and porous "jel­ly." And their mar­ket­ing is all kinds of big­ot­ed, from racist to sex­ist to trans­pho­bic. If you've found pock­et pussy pack­ag­ing that sounds like a Boomer brain­stormed every pos­si­ble stereo­type of a mar­gin­al­ized group, there's a good chance that Pipedream made it. I don't have to explain why that's bad, right? Right.

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— ??SHAQUILLE SUNFLOWER?? (@Chief_Rokka) August 11, 2019

Check out the following pages for more about why Pipedream is shit:

• Why Pipedream Gives Sex Toys a Bad Name by Miss Ruby Reviews
• Pipedream – Not a Company to Support by Dangerous Lilly
• The Shit List: sex toy com­pa­nies you should avoid like the plague by Hey Epiphora

My verdict on the Pipedream Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure

So why did I write this review? Because I knew that people would look for it.

If this post is the thing that con­vinces you not to buy the Her Ultimate Pleasure, I respect that. If you do decide to buy it, I get that, too. At least get it from the love­ly peo­ple at SheVibe, so that you're sup­port­ing a busi­ness that cares about its shop­pers.

If you're new to sex toys and not espe­cial­ly picky about your inserta­bles, the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure's fea­tures make one hell of an ini­ti­a­tion into the sex toy world. Even by my stan­dards, it offers a pletho­ra of nov­el sen­sa­tions — and I've been col­lect­ing sex toys for over five years.

If the 2014 version of me time-​traveled to 2019, this is what I would tell her:

Okay, maybe it looks mild­ly gim­micky, but the ridiculous-​looking exter­nal stim­u­la­tor is my favorite part of it. This toy's tongue-​flicking and pussy-​pumping action are sol­id. The vibrat­ing han­dle, though, feels like an after­thought. Not that I was expect­ing excep­tion­al qual­i­ty vibra­tion from Pipedream. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Despite all the things the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure can do, I wouldn't want it to be my only sex toy. Between the G‑spot medi­oc­rity and lim­it­ed insertable length, that would have held back 2014 me's explo­ration. Every body is dif­fer­ent, and this vibe might ful­fill all of some­one else's sex­u­al needs, but I don't want any­one to think that it's the end-​all and be-​all of sex toys.

As a consumer, I probably wouldn't buy the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure.

Let's imag­ine that there was a house fire that destroyed all of my sex toys (except the inde­struc­tibles). I'd replace my Velvet Thruster Teddy and VixSkin Colossus in a heart­beat. The Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure? Probably not.

I like its lick­ing, but I pre­fer the NU Sensuelle Trinitii's sharp­er tongue, even if its suc­tion is more iso­lat­ed. And the Trinitii's vibra­tions are far stronger — about par with the Bougie Bullet. Most like­ly, I'd buy a Trinitii. It's an all-​in-​one toy where I love every­thing it does, includ­ing the simul­ta­ne­ous tongue-​flicking and suction.

Maybe you don't want both sensations at the same time

In that case, here are some recommendations to save money

For broad and auto­mat­ed suc­tion, get a recharge­able pussy pump. The ones from Doc Johnson are usu­al­ly less than the Her Ultimate Pleasure. And yes, Doc Johnson is anoth­er one of the Big Five sex toy man­u­fac­tur­ers. They do have some porous prod­ucts, as do the rest of the Big Five, but their mar­ket­ing isn't as trashy as Pipedream. From the per­spec­tive of vot­ing with my dol­lars, I'd feel com­fort­able with that decision.

…or maybe you do. There's another option to consider

Read my com­par­i­son of the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure vs. the Cal Exotics Empowered Queen. The lat­ter lacks the insertable han­dle, but the exter­nal por­tion feels a looooot bet­ter for me.

tl;dr I like the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure, but I'm not head-​over-​heels for it.

It's a prime exam­ple of how far sex toys have come since I start­ed col­lect­ing them. As such, I respect that it's still among the few options sat­ing the demand for sex toys with tongue-​like, back-​and-​forth movements.

I actu­al­ly like the Her Ultimate Pleasure a lot.

However, it's not the best fit for my pref­er­ences. I am, after all, a cer­vi­cal orgasm con­nois­seur and pin­point princess. I'm stick­ing to my clas­sics: the flap­ping Fun Factory Volta, the Trinitii's tiny tongue, and, of course, prop­er­ly cervix-​loving insertable per­vert­ibles. There's no roller-​coaster ambiva­lence there — just love.

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