SELF-LOVE SPOTLIGHT: The Selfish Sensualist
Because self-love is about so much more than sex toys. On Valentine's Day of 2023, I continued my "tradition" of giving away an everlasting rose, courtesy of Spectrum Boutique — and…
Category: Lists
13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough. And with the evolution of…
Top 7 La Boutique Voila Sex Toys, Ranked!
Meet The Thruster's younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to…
19 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (...And 6 I Dislike!)
Fun Factory makes stellar vibrators and pulsators, but I’ve cum more on some than others. To celebrate their 26th birthday, let’s take a walk down memory lane. Here are the…
Review: Uberrime Amante and Divo + Squarepegtoys Nathan
Is it a drool-inducing, ecstatic experience, or is it merely passable as meat? The art of silicone dildo firmness is like cooking a steak — tenderness can make or break…
11 VIOLENTLY PATRIOTIC America-Themed Sex & Kink Toys
I only use Facebook for three things nowadays: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the "Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American" meme tag group. That last vibe was what I…
Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dildos shaped like…
A Sex Toy Reviewer's Ethical Code of Conduct
Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fabricated sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actually fucked the toy. My sex…
Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26+ Huge Dildos, Compared!
My vagina is made of the same material as the inside of Mary Poppins’ purse. My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’ purse. A soda can…
6 Chrystalino Glass Dildos: Champ, Superior, Doubler, Stretch, Gallant, Seed
Glass dildos look stunning and deliver some of the most intense stimulation — often with a fantastic orgasm-to-price ratio. The key is to find one that’s the right shape for…
20+ Best Clit-Sucking, Air Pulse, Pressure Wave Vibrators, Compared!
“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize Womanizer’s influence in the sex toy industry. Their eponymous clitoral air…
CHRISTMAS 2021 THROWBACK: flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little…