A Sex Toy Reviewer's Ethical Code of Conduct
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Category: Lists
Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26+ Huge Dildos, Compared!
My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’ purse. My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’ purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet,…
6 Chrystalino Glass Dildos: Champ, Superior, Doubler, Stretch, Gallant, Seed
Glass dildos look stunning and deliver some of the most intense stimulation — often with a fantastic orgasm-to-price ratio. The key is to find one that’s the right shape for…
20+ Best Clit-Sucking, Air Pulse, Pressure Wave Vibrators, Compared!
“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize Womanizer’s influence in the sex toy industry. Their eponymous clitoral air…
CHRISTMAS 2021 THROWBACK: flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little…
MAKER SPOTLIGHT: Uberrime Night King, Sensi, & Baroba UV silicone dildos
Spooky Day is over, but Nonstop November was just beginning. I celebrated with THREE beautifully marbled dildos from Uberrime and sent one of each unique UV glow dildo to a…
Review: Uberrime Flora, Hankey's Toys Davy's Tendrils, Uberrime Teuthida fantasy dildos
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo — or perhaps better yet, one shaped like four tentacles wrapped…
Review: Bodywand, Ultra G-Touch Attachment, Blush Omnia
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: So I tried the Bodywand Midnight plug-in massager. While it was…
Review: Inya Rose, Womanizer Eco, Pillow Talk Dreamy
Once you find a clitoral air pulse massager that ticks all the boxes, you lose interest in the others. That's why I'm giving you a fast blast of three new(-ish)…
Porn for Women: 6 Traits I Love Seeing!
Plenty of women watch porn. And, when what women want is a core consideration (instead of an afterthought), we consume even more visual smut. There’s a lot of nuance in…
4 SILICONE Double Dildos For Body-Safe DP Play, Compared!
Horny level: "Show me all your double penetration dildos." Yep! All of my picks from SheVibe this quarter were silicone double dildos — and my vagina eagerly engulfed them. In…
Maia Destiny, Elegance Dreamy, Twitch Innovation suction vibe review
"A new kind" of sex toy, or just hype? The Her Ultimate Pleasure's all-in-one licking and sucking contraption became a viral sensation — and other makers wanted to capitalize on the…