A Sex Toy Reviewer's Ethical Code of Conduct
Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fabricated sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actually fucked the toy. My sex…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 10, 2022 · Last modified September 30, 2023
Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fabricated sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actually fucked the toy. My sex…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 9, 2022 · Last modified August 11, 2023
My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’ purse. My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’ purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2022 · Last modified August 9, 2023
Glass dildos look stunning and deliver some of the most intense stimulation — often with a fantastic orgasm-to-price ratio. The key is to find one that’s the right shape for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 18, 2022 · Last modified April 4, 2024
“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize Womanizer’s influence in the sex toy industry. Their eponymous clitoral air…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 14, 2021 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 3, 2021 · Last modified August 12, 2023
Spooky Day is over, but Nonstop November was just beginning. I celebrated with THREE beautifully marbled dildos from Uberrime and sent one of each unique UV glow dildo to a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2, 2021 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo — or perhaps better yet, one shaped like four tentacles wrapped…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 4, 2021 · Last modified August 15, 2023
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: So I tried the Bodywand Midnight plug-in massager. While it was…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 3, 2021 · Last modified August 15, 2023
Once you find a clitoral air pulse massager that ticks all the boxes, you lose interest in the others. That's why I'm giving you a fast blast of three new(-ish)…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 12, 2021 · Last modified September 19, 2023
Plenty of women watch porn. And, when what women want is a core consideration (instead of an afterthought), we consume even more visual smut. There’s a lot of nuance in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 19, 2021 · Last modified November 16, 2023
Horny level: "Show me all your double penetration dildos." Yep! All of my picks from SheVibe this quarter were silicone double dildos — and my vagina eagerly engulfed them. In…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 1, 2021 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"A new kind" of sex toy, or just hype? The Her Ultimate Pleasure's all-in-one licking and sucking contraption became a viral sensation — and other makers wanted to capitalize on the…