by Super Smash Cache · Published November 28, 2023 · Last modified May 6, 2025
This cunt consumes colossal can-sized cocks and cracks fingers. The latter ability is a hazard at times — my walls crush thrusting toys like a vise, overpower their functionality, and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 14, 2023 · Last modified May 15, 2024
Savor my top sensual shopping picks this month, from basic to bougie. There's something for everyone here — sitewide sales, anyone? And many more will be added as we approach…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 4, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
MORE NUANCED WAYS TO UNDERSTAND (AND HAVE FUN WITH) THE G‑SPOT A dildo tilted just right can be starry-eye-inducing — and finger flexing goes a long way in pleasure if…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 31, 2023 · Last modified May 5, 2025
I am Superior Trask, head of penance, here to disclose the sins of the congregation. Punishment and spiritual cleansing shall be conducted amid your sinful souls; the rosary will also…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 11, 2023 · Last modified April 20, 2025
Remote control wearable vibrators uniquely play with thrill, anticipation, and surprise — at least, on paper. In practice, only a few are small but actually mighty. Which Bluetooth panty vibrators…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 14, 2023 · Last modified March 7, 2025
Happy 27th birthday, FUN FACTORY! It’s been about 9 years since this Germany-based luxury sex toy company stole my heart. FUN FACTORY has shaped the industry in many ways we…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 13, 2023 · Last modified May 22, 2025
The elegantly discreet Rose sex toy is here to stay. “Roses are a pervasive symbol of love. That makes it a candidate for gifts on Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, etc.,” I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 29, 2023 · Last modified January 24, 2025
The Velvet Thruster Prime seriously feels like an instant dopamine dispenser. And many of its modular attachments leave me drooling and starry-eyed — explore the options galore for your cave's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 18, 2023 · Last modified May 6, 2025
400 SEX TOYS! TEN YEARS! It's been a decade since I started collecting sex toys — and five years since I made my blog into a business! Can you believe…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 11, 2023 · Last modified July 28, 2024
My spirit slightly sinks whenever I see that damn U‑shaped Bellesa Airvibe promoted on Instagram. It's not going to fit my anatomy — I can already tell from the shaft's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 23, 2023 · Last modified June 4, 2025
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles” or “snipers” for the internal erogenous zones. They're marvels of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2023 · Last modified November 29, 2024
More adventures of a compact, high-capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ makeup names conjure similar reactions in my mind: “Dude, chill! Why are you…