Rose Sex Toy Guide: Air Pulses, Colors, Variants, Plugs, and More!
The elegantly discreet Rose sex toy is here to stay. “Roses are a pervasive symbol of love. That makes it a candidate for gifts on Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, etc.,” I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 13, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
The elegantly discreet Rose sex toy is here to stay. “Roses are a pervasive symbol of love. That makes it a candidate for gifts on Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, etc.,” I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 29, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
The Velvet Thruster Prime seriously feels like an instant dopamine dispenser. And many of its modular attachments leave me drooling and starry-eyed — explore the options galore for your cave's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 18, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
400 SEX TOYS! TEN YEARS! It's been a decade since I started collecting sex toys — and five years since I made my blog into a business! Can you believe…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 11, 2023 · Last modified April 12, 2024
My spirit slightly sinks whenever I see that damn U‑shaped Bellesa Airvibe promoted on Instagram. It's not going to fit my anatomy — I can already tell from the shaft's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 23, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles” or “snipers” for the internal erogenous zones. They're marvels of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
More adventures of a compact, high-capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ makeup names conjure similar reactions in my mind: “Dude, chill! Why are you…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 14, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Because self-love is about so much more than sex toys. On Valentine's Day of 2023, I continued my "tradition" of giving away an everlasting rose, courtesy of Spectrum Boutique — and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2023 · Last modified April 3, 2024
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough. And with the evolution of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 22, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Meet The Thruster's younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 10, 2022 · Last modified July 15, 2024
Fun Factory makes stellar vibrators and pulsators, but I’ve cum more on some than others. To celebrate their 26th birthday, let’s take a walk down memory lane. Here are the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 28, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Is it a drool-inducing, ecstatic experience, or is it merely passable as meat? The art of silicone dildo firmness is like cooking a steak — tenderness can make or break…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 20, 2022 · Last modified July 27, 2023
I only use Facebook for three things nowadays: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the "Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American" meme tag group. That last vibe was what I…