by Super Smash Cache · Published November 3, 2021 · Last modified August 12, 2023
Spooky Day is over, but Nonstop November was just beginning. I celebrated with THREE beautifully marbled dildos from Uberrime and sent one of each unique UV glow dildo to a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo — or perhaps better yet, one shaped like four tentacles wrapped…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 4, 2021 · Last modified January 25, 2025
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: So I tried the Bodywand Midnight plug-in massager. While it was…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 3, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Once you find a clitoral air pulse massager that ticks all the boxes, you lose interest in the others. That's why I'm giving you a fast blast of three new(-ish)…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 12, 2021 · Last modified September 19, 2023
Plenty of women watch porn. And, when what women want is a core consideration (instead of an afterthought), we consume even more visual smut. There’s a lot of nuance in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 19, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Horny level: "Show me all your double penetration dildos." Yep! All of my picks from SheVibe for the quarter were silicone double dildos — and my vagina eagerly engulfed them.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 1, 2021 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"A new kind" of sex toy, or just hype? The Her Ultimate Pleasure's all-in-one licking and sucking contraption became a viral sensation — and other makers wanted to capitalize on the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 26, 2021 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Affordable sex toys are the future of the industry. Nowadays, you can easily find a rumbly, body-safe vibrator with a velvety finish for under $50. If you're cutting costs, it…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 15, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Sex toys aren't just for ciswomen! There's a plethora of sex toys for penises out there, from strokers and sleeves to pumps and prostate massagers. If you're looking to upgrade…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 25, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Stuck in a sex toy sea of pink, purple, and cadaver beige? Fuck that. Nix the gendered marketing and stroll through my sex toy collection: the lush dildo forest where teals,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 30, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I love everything about Uberrime's dual-density dildo line! With a plethora of sizes, skin tones, and uncut heads, there's plenty of diversity to go around. I've said it before, and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 25, 2020 · Last modified March 5, 2024
Much has changed in the pleasure product industry since 2015. That was when I first wrote my post about the best affordable (and body-safe) sex toys! Since there have been…