"Health care gadgets," read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid with a Visa gift card I loaded up because I…
Free sex toys and giveaway prizes made it possible for me to start reviewing! It's been years since I posted my first review, but 2018 was when I really started…
I'm a 5'0 tall, 110-pound femme who has used dildos with the circumference of a soda can. My enjoyment of huge sex toys is so much more than a Napoleonic "Fuck…
![[Image: Best 4 Sex Toys of 2014 banner, featuring MyStim Simon, Luzarte Jollet, Neon Wand, and Jopen Comet Wand]](https://i0.wp.com/supersmashcache.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Best-4-Sex-Toys-of-2014-2.png?resize=520%2C245&ssl=1 "Review sampler: Jopen Comet Wand, Kinklab Neon Wand, LuzArte Jollet, MyStim Sizzling Simon 19")
2014 was the year of my sexual awakening. It was the year of: my first time trying a vibrator my first orgasm from breathing and clenching alone refining my cervical orgasms my first time…
Let me re-introduce myself: I'm Cy from Super Smash Cache. My blog has a long list of accolades — going as far back as #56 on Kinkly's Sex Blogging Superheroes…