Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure: another tongue-flicking suction vibe review!
No other sex toy has sent me on as much of an emotional roller-coaster as the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure. I have gone through every stage of Kombucha Girl.…
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NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8 tongue-flicking and clit-sucking vibrator review
One question frequently asked of sex bloggers is, “If you never had sex with a partner again, what would you miss most?” I’d always answer, “Sex toys can’t self-wash.” The…
SquarePegToys Blunt Plug review: squishy anal stretching plug
The SquarePegToys Blunt Plug is the ideal silicone plug for warming up to anal sex. Some plugs taper and slowly ramp up for opening from a cold start. Others have…
Oxballs Ergo Large (squishy butt plug used vaginally) and XS
About a year and a half ago, I learned the hard way what I didn't want in a vaginal plug. I just wanted to be stuffed all day, not understanding…
Hot Octopuss Digit rumbly finger vibrator & Jett penis vibrator review
Some may find this review blasphemous. Others may consider it par with Upworthy-style clickbait. What I'm about to tell you about the Hot Octopuss Jett and Digit MIGHT BLOW YOUR…
Review: b-Vibe Anal Training & Education plug kit
Butt stuff is one of the great equalizers— everyone has a butt. But I didn't write a guide to it for so long because the folx at b‑Vibe can (and do)…
We-Vibe Moxie Panty Vibe & Lovely 2.0 Bluetooth Cock Ring Mini-Reviews
"Well, some vibration is better than no vibration, right?" a dude friend asked me. I side-eyed him and fired back, "For the [Lovely 2.0's] price, I'd want vibrations that get…
Mini-Reviews: Velvet Thruster Teddy, Maia Max/Monroe, & Vixskin Colossus
The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual power tool's self-thrusting mechanism boasts up to 140 thrusts per…
Uberrime Sensi Squishy Silicone Dildo & Vaginal Plug Review
I both am AND am not proud of how often people find my blog by Googling something like "huge butt plug used in pussy" and landing on my Tantus Ringo…
Emojibator Chickie Review: Chick Emoji Clitoral Suction vibrator
I've heard of isolated incidents of clitoral suction toys causing users bruising. The rumors sounded distant, like urban legends or stats that I'd never personally encounter. It wasn't until I…
Cal Exotics Impulse intimate electrostimulation / e-stim vibrator review
"Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator's safety warnings list," I messaged a friend. "I don't know where this is going, but it's already my favorite part of the…
Zolo Twist Anaconda penis masturbator cup review
"Best orgasm I've had in a while just now using the stroker," my boyfriend texted me on Christmas morning. "It lasted a while and was intense. Maybe partly because I'm…