by Super Smash Cache · Published June 14, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual power tool's self-thrusting mechanism boasts up to 140 thrusts per…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 30, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
I both am AND am not proud of how often people find my blog by Googling something like "huge butt plug used in pussy" and landing on my Tantus Ringo…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I've heard of isolated incidents of clitoral suction toys causing users bruising. The rumors sounded distant, like urban legends or stats that I'd never personally encounter. It wasn't until I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 12, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
ANY SEX TOY CAN BE A COUPLE'S TOY IF YOU USE IT WITH A PARTNER. Some toys, though, are more convenient to combine with particular partnered activities than others. These…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 7, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator's safety warnings list," I messaged a friend. "I don't know where this is going, but it's already my favorite part of the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 26, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"Best orgasm I've had in a while just now using the stroker," my boyfriend texted me on Christmas morning. "It lasted a while and was intense. Maybe partly because I'm…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 5, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I love carrying heavy objects in my vagina, as anyone who has read my review of the 1.5lb (680g) njoy Pure Wand knows. But it's not exactly practical to walk around…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 4, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
Vibrators have come a long way since Sex and the City, but the people who innovated sex toys with rotating beads were on to something. B‑Vibe uses the once-trendy spinning…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 30, 2018 · Last modified July 24, 2024
"Green" beauty and personal care products are in vogue now, but Hathor, the company behind SUTIL lube, has had green in its blood since its genesis. Its plant-based ingredients are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 27, 2018 · Last modified August 13, 2023
The sooner I review the Hot Octopuss Atom cock ring, the sooner I am free from the misery of testing it. My boyfriend's and my grievances toward it probably peaked…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 22, 2018 · Last modified July 5, 2023
"How was the orgasm [with the Hot Octopuss Pulse III] on a scale from 1–10?" I asked my boyfriend, "1 being your typical jack-off session and 10 being my orgasms…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 8, 2018 · Last modified July 19, 2024
If you think the sex toy market is saturated, I have three words for you: dual-density butt plugs. There aren't that many out there, let alone dual-density vibrating butt plugs. This…