Uberrime Reservo Review: Love for Intact Foreskin Dildos!
Did you know that most penises around the world are not circumcised? (My UK readers are probably chuckling at the lack of American sex education on the topic.) But seriously,…
Category: Dildos
njoy Disco Review: Next-Level Textured Steel Dildo
Magic mirror on my fingers, let the orgasms loop and linger! I relished my reflection on the njoy Disco's flattened facet before it disappeared between my lips. Its polished stainless steel…
Review: Moon Rider Unicorn Dildo by Creature Cocks
This unicorn horn dildo isn't just tapered and textured — Creature Cocks’ Moon Rider screws inside with its intensely helix-spiraled shaft. Get ready to be stretched and bottomed out with its cervix-servicing…
Review: Uncover Creations Ovipositor Dildo & Tentacle Grinder III
Abduct to fuck and feed your need to breed I'm sharing my feral field notes about Uncover Creations' tentacle sex toys, from mild to wild: Get ready and go as deep…
Uberrime Damn Alien Review: Beaded G-Spot Massager
“Why wear one string [of pearls] when you can wear two?” – Coco Chanel As my pussy wrapped the plethora of pearls, I couldn't help but wonder: have I been enraptured…
Review: Uberrime Happy (Boner) Snowman Dildo
This snowman dildo loves warm (and snug) hugs and won't melt away inside. Its misplaced “carrot” boner and buxom booty make it a functional and fun display piece — why…
Pris Toys Syren Review: Textured A-Spot Dildo for Deep Penetration!
My pussy throbbed at first sight of the Pris Toys Syren. Its big, beefy build and paisley liquid-like drips grip and push and pull at my walls. Every inch of…
Best Thrusting Dildos vs. Gorilla Grip Coochie: 21 Ranked
This cunt consumes colossal can-sized cocks and cracks fingers. The latter ability is a hazard at times — my walls crush thrusting toys like a vise, overpower their functionality, and…
This sliding skin dildo is shockingly lifelike AND cheap!
This super soft silicone dildo has one of the most fondle-worthy, realistic-feeling skin layers I have ever tried — and it's super pretty with its curved, juicy watermelon-pink gradient tip, too!…
Bestvibe Angel Review: Winged Pegasus Dildo
I’m not sure if this dildo would make more sense or less sense with eyes all over it and a booming voice declaring, “FEAR NOT.” Naming it Angel seems like…
BestVibe Phoenix Self-Thrusting Monster Dildo Review
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble. Get in there! (Yeah, yeah!) I was not expecting the BestVibe Phoenix to move the way it did. Self-thrusting? Yes. A big, beautiful,…
Review: VixSkin Cash Huge Dual-Density Dildo by Vixen Creations
Orgasms with the VixSkin Cash meld and flow into each other, like a slow merging where you can hardly tell where you end and the other entity begins. In this…