Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo — or perhaps better yet, one shaped like four tentacles wrapped…
Glass dildos make eye-catching display pieces. It’s hard not to drool over the Pipedream Icicles No. 39 and 87’s light-reflecting, obsidian undulations. These two glass dildos offer very different profiles…
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: Captivated by the promise of the ultimate orgasm(s) Skeptical of whether it would…
Are these prices legit for body-safe silicone dildos? And what the heck is SILEXPAN®? "Made with a patented revolutionary formula for a realistic feel," boasts one of the Squeeze-It dildo product…
More adventures in rabbit-style insertable pervertibles! Gemini by Pris Toys is the fifth double penetration dildo I've tested this past month. That's my horniness level as I approach complete COVID immunity.…
Horny level: "Show me all your double penetration dildos." Yep! All of my picks from SheVibe this quarter are silicone double dildos — and my vagina eagerly engulfed them. In order…
I can't wait to get double-stuffed once the COVID-19 pandemic is under control. In the meantime, I can use an ejaculating dildo with my boyfriend. Romantic, right? The Strap-On-Me squirting…
Yep, I've made it my job to stick large objects in my vagina and tell you how amazing it feels. Today's big and bold dildo is the Sentinel, a nearly…
The Uberrime Astra dildo is literally named after the stars — cue pun about space pants and seeing stars. I bought mine for its one-of-a-kind nebulaic color swirls, which embody the…
Galactic glitter, girth, glow, and gloss The Pris Toys Basilisk packs it all into a wildly eye-catching semi-realistic dildo. Its dual-density silicone is just the cherry on top. Oh, and did I…
Velvet Thruster's latest handheld fucking machine designs bring us the hard-and-fast power I know and love, and more. These new handheld fucking machines are bringing us: Major improvements on the original…
Imagine encountering (or creating) your dream cock, and how lovely it would be to customize a copy of it. You pick a partner shape, cast it in body-safe and glow-in-the-dark silicone, and…