Review: Valm Ultra Realistic Triple-Density Dildos
I'm already hot and bothered again, feeling up this cock. Its realistic head yields between my thumb and forefinger — a delicious reminder of how it would caress my cervix —…
Reviews of the best dildos for G‑spot, A‑spot, and cervical stimulation… plus honest reviews if a dildo I try isn't great. All of the sex toys throughout Super Smash Cache are made of body-safe materials like silicone, glass, and metal.
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 5, 2025
I'm already hot and bothered again, feeling up this cock. Its realistic head yields between my thumb and forefinger — a delicious reminder of how it would caress my cervix —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 1, 2025
It's like an “ORGASM NOW” lever when I tilt this thick glass dildo against my front wall. Intensity-wise, Luscious Playthings’ XL dildo is in a league all its own: In other…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 5, 2024
FROM FERAL TO DOCILE AND BACK TO FERAL AGAIN (AND AGAIN). If you want to be stuffed to the brim, any of Dee's Big Daddies can remix your guts. Both Diedrich…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 10, 2024 · Last modified February 5, 2025
Giving you the real talk on ultra-realistic cocks. If you're looking for a dildo that mimics flesh and blood, complete with sliding skin or movable balls for a more immersive…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 16, 2024
Mix chills, thrills, eerie excitement with these hand-picked spooky dildos. The macabre marvels range from subtle to severe. Raise your spirits with some spine-tingling silicone. Creature Cocks Tower of Doom…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2024
Cervical and G‑spot orgasms are nearly effortless for me with the Capo stainless steel dildo by L’Acier. It’s precisely my type for deep dicking, with a gentle curve for front…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 27, 2024 · Last modified September 28, 2024
"Dude, I'm so fucking horny I came like instantly upon slipping in a pussy plug," I texted my friend. Ever since the iconic LuzArte Jollet — a single-humped dildo designed…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 24, 2024 · Last modified September 28, 2024
Slick, smooth, sublime sensations for my slit and cervix. I love it deep, and I was enchanted when Luscious Playthings customized this glass dildo to my specifications for stroking my…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 12, 2024
This imposing monstrosity is ready to raid your cave. Thexomite's "small" size, standing 7.5" tall and 2.25" wide, is amply armored for appeasing the otherwise insatiable. Its stacked plates are only…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 11, 2024
I've been dreaming of the Solina Mega cock line: hyper-realistic dual-density dildos with delicious squish, gradient-painted tips, and verdant veins — all at modest prices. (Solina's XXL dildo retails for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 29, 2024 · Last modified September 28, 2024
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE Uberrime's Maxime dickmatizes me into an alternate state, Googling “visions during intimacy” shortly after fucking myself (and following the search suggestion to “transcendental intimacy”).…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 14, 2024 · Last modified July 17, 2024
This deliciously deep-dicking sweet treat won’t dent your wallet. I thank it for its service for my cervix. Cute Cruelty’s Indigo A‑spotting dildo has a lovely length of 8 insertable…