Voila Little Goo Review: POWERFUL Dinosaur Suction Toy
Hands down the best *budget* clitoral air pulse toy I’ve tried yet
Little Goo, the Suck-a-Saurus rex by Boutique Voila:
- Wields power par with Womanizer’s Premium 2 and the rose suction toy at the highest speed
- Features six steady intensity options, with smaller increments than the infamous rose
- Is a friggin’ adorable and discreet dinosaur shape — arguably just as cute as the rose
- Has a silicone suction nozzle that pops off, making it easy to clean
- Is super affordable — once again treading on the territory of the rose
It used to be that clitoral air pulse massagers fell into one of the following categories:
- Expensive and luxurious with all the frills, like Womanizer (the innovator) and LELO
- Affordable but on the weak side, like Satisfyer (the first copycat) and Romp (Womanizer’s “younger sibling” company)
- Affordable but straight-up clitoral bullies like the rose toy
Boutique Voila’s Little Goo stepped on the scene and brought something new: affordable, cute, easy to clean, and powerful. Perhaps just as notably, it has no weird “Morse code” type settings.
Little Goo is frill-free beyond being super cute but boasts plenty of versatility and tenacity for the price.
How La Boutique Voila do it?
Well, they didn’t rely on external appearance alone.
Remember when Velvet Brands asked how I would shape the ultimate G‑spotty thruster? They consulted with another sex toy reviewer and asked what a clitoral suction toy should be, do, and have.
That’s what Little Goo is: the result of honest expert input early in the development process.
And that’s part of why it’s the best budget-friendly clitoral air pulse massager I’ve ever tried.
See, the metric for La Boutique Voila’s Little Goo goes above and beyond.
- It’s not just a powerful soul-snatcher for clits of steel.
- It’s not just novel — which was enough to get Satisfyer praise back in the day.
- It’s not just a cute clitoral suction massager — which would have been enough for it to go viral on TikTok in 2021, with or without the internal machinery to back up the acclaim.
- It’s not just “good for the price.”
It is everything that it needs to be to stand out as the best of its class. It occupies this overlap that I don’t see often.
And sure, at a fraction of the cost of the Womanizers, we do see some corners cut:
- Fewer speed settings than the Womanizer Premium 2 and Classic 2
- One-button control panel with no “decrease speed” button
- One detachable round nozzle rather than two sizes of ovals that fit over more of the clitoral glans
But that’s a tiny list of things it doesn’t include. (Let’s be honest: you can barely tell the size difference between Womanizer air pulse toys’ nozzles.)
Voila Little Goo Settings & Controls
Little Goo also doesn’t have any patterns; as far as I’m concerned, that’s not something missing — it’s a feature. I don’t want a standard ten-setting cycle with three steady speeds and seven patterns, most of which I won’t use.
With the constant clit-pulsing menu, I’ll want to use every setting. There’s no mental bandwidth set aside for skipping something when every intensity feels good.
(For comparison, Little Goo’s speed range goes from 7 to 14 out of 14 on the Womanizer Premium 2.)
If I accidentally click from the Little Goo’s highest speed back to the lowest, it’s no big deal because at least going back up is super predictable.
Usually, I cum damn quickly and can still keep going and going and going — a significant perk of having relatively small speed increments.
Sometimes, I want to cum quickly and call it a night — sometimes, the highest speed will knock me out pretty quickly.
The biggest downside for me personally is that, sometimes, I might want a lighter touch right after I cum. That’s easily managed by:
- Quickly moving the nozzle to a less sensitive part of my clit.
- Clicking to cycle back to the lowest steady speed.
But a minimalist interface is to be expected with frugal fun, and that’s such a trivial quibble with a clitoral massager that goes above and beyond in any other regard.
Little Goo Dinosaur Suction Toy Pros & Cons
Pros
- Comparable power to more expensive brands and the “soul snatcher”
- Six steady intensity options from moderate “aAaAh”s to “AAAAAA”
- Small speed increments for sustained pleasure
- Cute and discreet dinosaur suction toy design
- Easy-to-clean, detachable silicone suction nozzle
- Yes, it's waterproof and submersible for bathtime play!
- Simple control panel
- Affordable
Cons
- The shallow nozzle isn’t for every body — 13mm x 13mm x 13mm
- Get something else if your junk is much bigger than, say, a Skittle or M&M candy
- Could use some settings on the lower end, but I’m happy overall
- The softest speed is comparable to 7 out of the Womanizer’s 14
- There are no noteworthy downsides beyond that!
Little Goo punches above its price class, delivering moderate-to-high intensity at an unbeatable price for its performance:
- Stronger than Satisfyers and Romp Toys.
- More discreet than the Womanizer massagers.
- It has more range than the rose and is just as cute.
Get the newer, better “soul snatcher” sex toy. Shop Little Goo and use code SUPER20 for 20% off La Boutique Voila. The coupon code applies storewide, so consider shopping my other top picks from Voila, like the Smartee.
This post was sponsored. The views expressed here are my own honest opinions in my words.
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