Uberrime Uberron & Uberous Review: Huge Silicone Dildos!

When I rec­om­mend­ed these big bad­dies in my mega-​guide to fist­ing & huge dil­dos, read­ers want­ed to know more about Uberrime's Uberron and Uberous. Both pro­fuse phalluses:

• Tower next to soda cans in pictures
• Are far thick­er at the base than my fold­ed hand
• Have juicy, glossy, round­ed heads — they ain't for the faint

Since these volup­tuous mod­els have sim­i­lar names, let's clar­i­fy which one is which!

• Uberous is the big, juicy, glossy, veiny, semi-​realistic dil­do with balls
• Uberron is a longer, slight­ly lean­er coun­ter­part with­out balls
• Ūber, the root word, means “fruit­ful, pro­duc­tive, copi­ous” in Latin
• Uberrime Dildos is the stu­dio that makes these toys

(I feel like I just typed a song name, fol­lowed by “Avicii Remix on True: Avicii by Avicii.”)

On paper, both dil­dos delight in stretch­ing. In prac­tice, I per­son­al­ly like the Uberous (the one with balls) more than the other.

Uberrime Uberous Large Dildo Review

The Uberrime Uberous offers both a stretch and a work­out — because I want to clench and crush the fuck out of this dildo.

It was love at first thrust:

• The girth alone dri­ves me wild
• It's tapered and slight­ly tilts forward
• The sharp corona's edge digs at the front wall
• The Uberous's balls are easy to grab and guide
• Most of the length dis­ap­pears inside me, going in deep

Perhaps Uberous's most strik­ing fea­ture — besides the size — was the con­trast between the shaft and head's flar­ing coro­na. Its out­line both bashed my A‑spot and pulled on my G‑spot.

Measurements

How does my wall-​bashing Uberrrime Uberous mea­sure up physically?

• 8" total length
• 6.75” insertable length
• 2.1” head diameter
• 1.9” top shaft diameter
• 2.6” bot­tom of shaft diameter
• Soft but springy Shore 0050

In oth­er words:

• The tip is about the diam­e­ter of the top of a stan­dard US soda can
• It dips down in girth just under the head
• Then, it tapers out to the diam­e­ter of a soda can's widest point

How Do I Feel About It?

Fhsjhdfgldfjgunngghhh, I love it!

Clench. Long breathy sighs, fur­rowed brows, glazed eyes, feel­ing like my body is melt­ed. Then, just a few back-​and-​forth slides before anoth­er effort­less orgasm blurs into the pre­vi­ous one.

Are you thirst­ing to try the Uberous your­self? Get it from Uberrime Dildos — avail­able in three sizes.

My Uberrime Uberous is Shore 0050 sil­i­cone den­si­ty — which helps me savor the impos­ing head shape more than the super soft Shore 0030 option would have.

And if you want some­thing even more car­toon­ish? Check out Dee's Big Daddy Dallas XL, too!

Uberrime Uberron Dildo Review

Next up, Uberron by Uberrime is more tapered than Uberous, but that's only rel­a­tive­ly speak­ing. It's still a pret­ty blunt insertion!

Measurements

Uberron's mea­sure­ments are as follows:

• 8.8” total length
• 8” insertable length
• 2.0” head diameter
• 2.5” mid-​shaft diameter
• 2.9” base of shaft diameter

These num­bers trans­late to a great warm-​up toy for some­one who:

• Already loves large-​but-​still-​plausibly-​human-​sized dildos
• Wants to step into straight-​up size roy­al­ty territory
• Maybe intends on using it anal­ly to savor the full length

Personally, there's no way it's going in my butt — but you do you.

How I Love Using It

I tilt the Uberron so that:

• The bot­tom half of my vagi­na gets a bii­i­ig stretch — where the inter­nal cli­toris is con­cen­trat­ed and packed with nerve endings
• The Uberron's head is mas­sag­ing my back vagi­nal wall, along the per­ineal sponge and indi­rect­ly the anus
• My exter­nal cli­toris feels the abun­dant shaft vein­ing slid­ing back and forth on it

And, hooooh, Uberron's vas­cu­la­ture is wild, pop­ping to the cusp of cartoonishness.

The “excess” length, even when not insert­ed all the way, is used for:

• Aiming exact­ly where I want the head to go
• External stim­u­la­tion along the cli­toral glans

Can you ride the Uberron? Certainly! Shore 0050 is squishy in soft-​to-​mid-​sized toys, but with a big, grad­u­al­ly tapered dil­do like the Uberron, it's more than dense enough to sup­port its shape while some­one sits on it.

And the ori­en­ta­tion node on the base makes it easy to iden­ti­fy by feel which way faces front — or to swiv­el your body while rid­ing it. You do you.

Uberron is a game-​changer for those start­ing to push boundaries.

Closing Thoughts

It's not for every­one, though. Uberron is ide­al for:

• Tapering and tak­ing stretch­ing to the next level
• Anal spelunk­ing and length lovers
• Coital align­ment tech­nique — shal­low vagi­nal pen­e­tra­tion com­bined with cli­toral grinding

If you love the girth but want a lit­tle more “oomph” from the head than the Uberron, your options include:

• Trying the Vixen Randy in single-density
• Getting the Uberous — but only if you can tol­er­ate the quick­er thick­ness increase

Randy's head is just a bit broad­er than the top of a soda can, and it's quite stout, mean­ing that you won't spend a pret­ty pen­ny if you don't care for much more length.

If you rather have more of a “han­dle” to work with or to reach deep­er and ride, though? Make big, bold orgasms an extreme sport with Uberrime's Uberron and Uberous Large dildos.

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FURTHER READING:

• MEGA-​GUIDE TO FISTING AND HUGE DILDOS
• DEE'S BIG DADDY DALLAS XL REVIEW

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