Mini-Reviews: Dame Kip & BMS Mini Swan Rose
Some days, I'm lazy with masturbation and want a clit vibe through my panties. Conveniently, bullets like the Dame Kip and BMS Mini Swan Rose carry a fantastic fun-to-size ratio…
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Uberrime Dildos mini-reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo
There are few things in this world I love collecting more than glossy, hand-marbled silicone dildos. Here are three by Uberrime Dildos that give me heart-eyes-emoji feels every time I…
STIs & What I Wish More People Knew About Them
[Content warning: this post contains recollection of sexual assault. If that's a hard topic for you, skip #5.] I wish we talked about chlamydia the way we talk about strep…
Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5" affordable dual-density dildo review
I'm damned if I don't smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone's hands at some point in my life. Friends don't let friends settle for that shit. That hypothetical "someone's"…
Lumberjill Grace ebony wood G-spot dildo review
I gasped when I tilted the Lumberjill Grace's voluptuous bulge against my G‑spot. The intense pressure of the wood and wicked curves could have made me come right then and…
BMS Factory Naked Addiction vibrating and spinning silicone dildo
Most of the BMS Naked Addiction Vibrating & Rotating Dildo's features are remarkably average. Not least, its name is akin to store brand white bread. It's only available in "Vanilla"…
Mini-Reviews: Womanizer Liberty, Satisfyer Partner Multifun, Pro 3 Vibration
By the time I've finished typing this post, Womanizer and Satisfyer will probably have released ten new products. I can't keep up, so here's a fast blast of 3 new-ish…
Uberrime Aqua-King Aquaman-Themed Silicone Fantasy Dildo
Ever wanted to cry immediately after a cathartic orgasm? Because that's how the Uberrime Aqua-King makes me feel. And not necessarily crying during an intense orgasm, or feeling depressed afterward.…
Zalo Marie Rococo-themed G-spot vibrator review
Everything about Zalo's vibrators and their Versailles-inspired presentation embodies "extra." Not least, the Zalo Marie's ornate box almost looks like there should be paintings of happy cherubs all over it. Inside…
Uberrime Deep Diver Glow-in-the-Dark Silicone Tentacle Dildo Review
The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider's Tentacle. Their commonalities include a steep C‑curve, suckers arranged at a…
Magic Wand Plus review: rumbly corded wand vibrator / Hitachi upgrade by Vibratex
The Magic Wand Plus is the first external wand-style vibrator that I love. I could tell from the moment I turned it on and heard the motor's gloriously low purr…
Emojibator Chickie Review: Chick Emoji Clitoral Suction vibrator
I've heard of isolated incidents of clitoral suction toys causing users bruising. The rumors sounded distant, like urban legends or stats that I'd never personally encounter. It wasn't until I…
