by Super Smash Cache · Published January 6, 2020 · Last modified July 5, 2023
It's a new decade! As time goes on, we'll undoubtedly see more toys that flicker, suck, thrust, pulse, swivel, swirl, roll, and so on, more effectively and at more affordable…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 1, 2020 · Last modified September 19, 2023
My 2019 read like the premise for a Netflix Original sitcom: the trials and tribulations of a nomadic sex toy review blogger. For extra spice, throw in: The instability of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 31, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"I AM DIE AND I AM CRY," I typed in my notes, true to Millennial destruction of written language online. A rough translation: "The orgasms with this dildo are reliably…
![[Image: NS Novelties Firefly Glow G-Spot Wand / Best A-Spot Dildo Review]](https://i0.wp.com/supersmashcache.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/NS-Novelties-Firefly-Glow-in-the-Dark-Glass-G-Spot-Wand-Dildo-Review.png?resize=520%2C245&ssl=1 "NS Novelties Firefly Glass G-Spot Glow Wand review: the ultimate A-spot dildo 9")
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 26, 2019 · Last modified July 23, 2024
"That dildo looks like something queen Elsa would use in her palace." A friend said that about the Firefly Glass G‑Spot Glow Wand. Its elegance was what drew me in.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 23, 2019 · Last modified March 11, 2024
In the current gig economy, you've probably heard Millennial femme friends joke about sugar babying, financial domination, or selling used panties to pay off student loans. Or just for extra…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 20, 2019 · Last modified March 11, 2024
My vagina is size royalty, but my butt is a plug plebeian. Even if I hadn't mentioned that before in a review, you might have noticed my relative lack of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 23, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
"What a fucking abomination!" I scrunched my nose the first time I saw a clit-sucking rabbit vibrator. First came the Womanizer Inside Out, then the Satisfyer Pro G Rabbit, then…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 18, 2019 · Last modified March 11, 2024
SEX BLOGGING COMES WITH PERKS LIKE JACKING OFF FOR WORK, BUT DOWNSIDES LIKE TRAVEL LIMITATIONS. THE RIGHT TO BUY SEX TOYS IS ONE THAT I ADMITTEDLY TAKE FOR GRANTED. It's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 17, 2019 · Last modified July 23, 2024
There's no shortage of phallic fruits and vegetables. Perhaps the most obvious example is ubiquitous recognition of the euphemistic eggplant emoji. Unfortunately, the grocery store isn't the best place to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 16, 2019 · Last modified March 12, 2024
No other sex toy has sent me on as much of an emotional roller-coaster as the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure. I have gone through every stage of Kombucha Girl.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 30, 2019 · Last modified July 5, 2023
One question frequently asked of sex bloggers is, “If you never had sex with a partner again, what would you miss most?” I’d always answer, “Sex toys can’t self-wash.” The…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 4, 2019 · Last modified July 23, 2024
The first five lines in my notes about the Fun Factory Volta read: I HAVE DIED Looks like it belongs in the Little Mermaid's "Les Poissons" chef scene I don't get it…
