by Super Smash Cache · Published March 18, 2022 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Hoooh, another affordable bullet that’s more powerful than the We-Vibe Tango? It’s strong, but how does this Silver Bullet compare to the gold standard of rumbly vibrators? If you’re getting…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 10, 2022 · Last modified July 7, 2025
Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fabricated sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actually fucked the toy. My sex…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 9, 2022 · Last modified June 4, 2025
My vagina is made of the same material as the inside of Mary Poppins’ purse. My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’ purse. A soda can…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 18, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Why do people reel upon hearing, “hot dog wrapped in a cinnamon bun” but drool at “cinnamon sugar corn dog”? Words matter; I appreciate a round of silly (but not pedantic)…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Do you ever jack off to something unorthodox and then, in the post-nut clarity, think, “Oh gosh, what have I done?” Sometimes, a kink catches you off guard. And sometimes,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 2, 2022 · Last modified August 9, 2023
Sex toys can be so much more than phallic dildos inside and mini-vibes outside! Here are 16 tips for converting or improving your toy box favorites. Mix it up and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 31, 2022 · Last modified August 9, 2023
A friend described this look as “a witch who’s benevolent to children and women but will poison a man for having bad intent.” Cue Russian witch house music in the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2022 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Glass dildos look stunning and deliver some of the most intense stimulation — often with a fantastic orgasm-to-price ratio. The key is to find one that’s the right shape for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 24, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
The FemmeFunn Dioni is a rumbly vibrator that entirely envelops your finger — a hybrid between a finger bullet, dildo, and extension sleeve. This finger vibrator blends seamlessly into partner…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 22, 2022 · Last modified July 19, 2024
The orgasm ratio between me and my male partners is easily over 10:1 — 10 of mine for every one of theirs. I'm having a good time, and so are they.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 18, 2022 · Last modified May 1, 2025
“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize Womanizer’s influence in the sex toy industry. Their eponymous clitoral air…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 14, 2021 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little…
