Category: Reviews

Pink Punch Peachu in charging dock next to packaging

Pink Punch Peachu Review: Bluetooth Air Pulse Massager

Eggplant and cucum­ber dil­dos prac­ti­cal­ly designed them­selves. Now it’s the peach emoji’s turn to shine — in the form of an air pulse cli­toral mas­sager. These suck­ing and thrum­ming thrills were once clinical-​​looking con­trap­tions in the mid-​​2010s but now…

Wearable dual-stimulation vibrators and air pulse rabbit massagers

Rabbit Vibrator Trends: Air Pulse Dual Stimulators & More

My spir­it slight­ly sinks when­ev­er I see that damn U‑shaped Bellesa Airvibe pro­mot­ed on Instagram. It's not going to fit my anato­my — I can already tell from the shaft's flex­i­bil­i­ty in videos and pho­tos that it lacks the…

Twijoy Night Review: Spinning & Sucking Penis Stroker 1

Twijoy Night Review: Spinning & Sucking Penis Stroker

“Human vagi­nas don’t typ­i­cal­ly move like that [toy does], though you could pick me up and spin me. I’m light­weight enough.” “Oh, def­i­nite­ly,” my friend replied after test­ing the Twijoy Night spin­ning sleeve. Night by Twijoy is an automated,…

L'Acier Slide, Le Wand Contour, L'Acier Capo, njoy Eleven, Le Wand Arch, njoy Pure Wand metal dildos and vibrators

Top 9 Stainless Steel Dildos, Ranked (njoy, L'Acier, Le Wand)

The inten­si­ty of met­al dil­dos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “mis­siles” or “snipers” for the inter­nal eroge­nous zones. They're mar­vels of plea­sure engi­neer­ing. I've said it before: my vagi­na is…

The RodeOH Slyder Plus Wide is about the same diameter as my wrist. Its core is on the firm side, but its skin is sooooo soft.

RodeOH Slyder Plus Wide Review: realistic dildo with sliding skin

“We love and stand by the prod­uct, but there’s no account­ing for taste,” a spicy affil­i­ate man­ag­er trailed off, star­ing into space. I rec­og­nized the glazed expres­sion. “You’re think­ing, ‘Ahhh, mem­o­ries,’ aren’t you?”  Indeed, she was. She adored the…

Fun Factory VIM rumbly wand massager in sunset orange

FUN FACTORY VIM Review: best, rumbliest cordless wand

My VIM guest review on the FUN FACTORY USA blog is now live! Upon turn­ing on [this] wand, I only thought two words, “Oh, fuu­u­u­u­u­u­uck.”  I've tried over 350 sex toys, and FUN FACTORY'S VIM is an S‑tier stand­out in…

Lovense Gravity vs. Velvet Thruster Teddy comparison 3

Lovense Gravity vs. Velvet Thruster Teddy comparison

Controlling a partner's orgasms by fuck­ing them from afar isn't just a thing of the future. That teledil­don­ic tech­nol­o­gy is avail­able now — in the form of self-​​thrusting dil­dos with long-​​distance Bluetooth app con­trols. The Lovense Gravity remote control…

L'Acier Reverb steel vibrating anal hook with retrieval loop and removable bullet vibrator

L'Acier Reverb review: steel vibrator for hands-free orgasm

“Oh, my Goddddd. What is hap­pen­ing? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cum­ming not too long after insert­ing the L’Acier Reverb stain­less steel dil­do. I wasn’t thrust­ing it. I was bare­ly even hold­ing it. I hadn’t even…

Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom vibrator inside charging case

Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom review: remote control egg vibrator

Pink Punch Planet promis­es an oth­er­world­ly expe­ri­ence — and their Sunset Mushroom remote con­trol vibra­tor deliv­ers retro-​​futuristic immer­sion in a small pack­age. Aesthetics weren’t always notable to me when shop­ping for sex toys, but the Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom…