by Super Smash Cache · Published May 6, 2023 · Last modified January 30, 2025
My VIM guest review on the FUN FACTORY USA blog is now live! Upon turning on [this] wand, I only thought two words, “Oh, fuuuuuuuuck.” I've tried over 350 sex toys, and FUN FACTORY'S VIM is an S‑tier standout in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Cottagecore + bimbofication = cottagewhore vibes for your fantasy woodland wench. If the rose sex toy is any indication, cuteness and affordability go a long way for beginner buyers. The cottagewhore mushroom vibrator would have fit right in on…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 27, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Controlling a partner's orgasms by fucking them from afar isn't just a thing of the future. That teledildonic technology is available now — in the form of self-thrusting dildos with long-distance Bluetooth app controls. The Lovense Gravity remote control…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 23, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
“Oh, my Goddddd. What is happening? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cumming not too long after inserting the L’Acier Reverb stainless steel dildo. I wasn’t thrusting it. I was barely even holding it. I hadn’t even…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 16, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Pink Punch Planet promises an otherworldly experience — and their Sunset Mushroom remote control vibrator delivers retro-futuristic immersion in a small package. Aesthetics weren’t always notable to me when shopping for sex toys, but the Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2023 · Last modified November 29, 2024
More adventures of a compact, high-capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ makeup names conjure similar reactions in my mind: “Dude, chill! Why are you so loud and specific?!” Dee's Big Daddies saw —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Tantus’s recent renaissance feels surreal to me — fitting of the three years since the COVID pandemic started. The company expanded, yet their Super Soft silicone sensations started resembling smaller, independent artisan creations. And I mean that in the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 13, 2023 · Last modified January 30, 2024
Le Wand didn’t get the memo to be a first-rate version of themselves rather than a second-rate version of someone else — and it shows. Again. The most blatant difference between the Crave Vesper and Le Wand Necklace Vibe…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 6, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Mounted, hands-free, rideable vibrators for the straddler who loves riding face. Over the years, people have found my blog by Googling the following terms: I hope they weren’t too sorely disappointed at what they saw. Fast-forward to now, and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 13, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Broad wand vibrators can be held against a cheek for next-level blowjobs. Firm, pinpoint oscillators can be held between the tongue and clit for next-level cunnilingus. Try that with any of the Zumios; you’re welcome. Here’s why I love…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2023 · Last modified January 30, 2025
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough. And with the evolution of soft clitoral grinding toys, the possibilities are even more…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 12, 2023 · Last modified January 25, 2025
Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much potential, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw. The orange flags were there all along. I was unsure if I would like you from the packaging and…