Category: Reviews

BestVibe Phoenix self-thrusting monster cock in hand

BestVibe Phoenix Self-Thrusting Monster Dildo Review

Wobble baby, wob­ble baby, wob­ble baby, wob­ble. Get in there! (Yeah, yeah!) I was not expect­ing the BestVibe Phoenix to move the way it did. Self-​​thrusting? Yes. A big, beau­ti­ful, shim­mer­ing fan­ta­sy dil­do with gyra­tion, though? Imagine my shock…

Rumbly bullet vibrators from We-Vibe, Je Joue, BMS, and Blush, ranked and compared!

Best Bullet Vibrators: Tango X vs. Swan Maximum, Je Joue, and More!

Browse the bold bul­lets that shake up my plea­sure path­ways. “Does it get me off?” isn’t the met­ric here — instead, we’re gaug­ing, “Can the orgasms knock me out from exter­nal stim­u­la­tion alone? Will this plea­sure princess need a…

Je Joue Vita, Amour, and Duet bullet vibrators

Review: Je Joue Amour, Duet, and Vita rumbly bullet vibrators

Deliciously basslike vibra­tions in 3 petite pack­ages! What do the fol­low­ing have in com­mon? They’re all whim­si­cal but func­tion­al shapes among Je Joue’s new bul­lets! Not only are they cute, but they pack a punch — some recur­ring features…

Foria CBD-infused anal sex suppositories and Intimacy Sex Oil among peaches

Foria CBD Booty Melts & Intimacy Oil: First Impressions

Foria is known for cannabis-​​infused sen­su­al care prod­ucts — weed lube and cramp-​​combatting CBD, any­one? And they've added Booty Melts, specif­i­cal­ly for butt stuff, to their line­up! These sup­pos­i­to­ries enhance relax­ation with 15mg of cannabid­i­ol (CBD) and 35mg of…

Uberrime Kraken's Revenge artisanal silicone tentacle dildo in hand

Uberrime Kraken's Revenge Tentacle Dildo Review

I did say that the Kraken's Revenge ten­ta­cle dil­do was the most extra Uberrime design I had ever seen, but then again, that entire stu­dio is known for extra car­toony flashi­ness. Imagine the splen­dor of: Uberrime Dildos often look like…

Mystique Venus Vibe Review: Rabbit With Flower Petals 1

Mystique Venus Vibe Review: Rabbit With Flower Petals

Calling cli­toral tex­ture fiends! The Mystique Venus Vibe’s flow­er­ing bud and branch­ing “stem” are juu­ust the right soft­ness to press up on my cli­toris with every thrust — deli­cious­ly del­i­cate tex­ture but plen­ty of pres­sure. Push its petals on…

Y2K Rainbows: An Iridescent Glass Plug & Curved Pastel Dildo 2

Y2K Rainbows: An Iridescent Glass Plug & Curved Pastel Dildo

This gleam­ing glass dil­do turned my friend on to hard­er mas­sagers for years to come. And equal­ly aes­thet­i­cal­ly allur­ing is this dil­do with a stri­at­ed, rainbow-​​sunset pas­tel palette. What’s a girl to do with such a beau­ti­ful prostate mas­sager when…

Bestvibe kissing and vibrating massager with lips

Review: Biting Lips & Vibrating Tongue Oral Sex Simulator From Bestvibe

I’m shocked at how quick­ly this lit­tle oral sex sim­u­la­tor made me cum. Even with the buzzy tongue vibra­tions, the lips’ kiss­ing move­ment and place­ment incor­po­rat­ed some of what I had become accus­tomed to with oral sex. Here’s a less-​​known fact…

Variants of rose sex toys: air pulse massagers of different color roses, brand comparison, and rose butt plugs

Rose Sex Toy Guide: Air Pulses, Colors, Variants, Plugs, and More!

The ele­gant­ly dis­creet Rose sex toy is here to stay. “Roses are a per­va­sive sym­bol of love. That makes it a can­di­date for gifts on Valentine’s Day, anniver­saries, etc.,” I told the writ­ers at Sexual Health mag­a­zine. Sex toy…

Dorcel Double Do Self-Thrusting Double Dildo and Tantus Hook long dildo next to Double Do packaging

Review: Dorcel Double Do & Tantus Hook long dildos

My deep­est eroge­nous zones are so hap­py. These long dil­dos (18” and 10”) make me want to text a part­ner, “Thank you for your ser­vices for my cervix.” I am so sat­is­fied — a cud­dle pud­dle with these two…