Category: Reviews

Zumio I Review + Comparison: Zumio X vs. S. vs. E. vs. I oscillators 2

Zumio I Review + Comparison: Zumio X vs. S. vs. E. vs. I oscillators

Broad wand vibra­tors can be held against a cheek for next-​​level blowjobs. Firm, pin­point oscil­la­tors can be held between the tongue and clit for next-​​level cun­nilin­gus. Try that with any of the Zumios; you’re wel­come. Here’s why I love…

13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything 3

13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything

I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find won­der in Toyland. So many visu­als can be made phal­lic if you're cre­ative enough. And with the evo­lu­tion of soft cli­toral grind­ing toys, the pos­si­bil­i­ties are even more…

Viben Fierce review: mini wand massager 4

Viben Fierce review: mini wand massager

Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much poten­tial, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw. The orange flags were there all along. I was unsure if I would like you from the pack­ag­ing and…

Uberrime Fascinus, Bound 2.0 XL, and Selene dildo review 5

Uberrime Fascinus, Bound 2.0 XL, and Selene dildo review

We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these Uberrime dil­dos. As always, expect mag­ic and mythos from Uberrime dil­dos — there’s cul­ture to the chaos. Let’s explore sex toy his­to­ry and the depths of Wikipedia togeth­er. Uberrime Fascinus…

Review: Uberrime Anurian dildo bigger than soda can + Oxballs Honcho 6

Review: Uberrime Anurian dildo bigger than soda can + Oxballs Honcho

I feel like a fuck­ing ath­lete after using a dil­do thick­er than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to bev­er­age con­tain­ers in pho­tos, but its Amazon for­est aes­thet­ic is at least as showstopping…

Top 7 La Boutique Voila Sex Toys, Ranked! 7

Top 7 La Boutique Voila Sex Toys, Ranked!

Meet The Thruster's younger sib­ling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on lux­u­ry hand­held fuck­ing machines, Voila is all about the sil­ly shapes and kooky con­trap­tions, from aliens to the infa­mous rose to Thor's ham­mer. Here are my…

Review: Uberrime Aptus 8.5” realistic dildo & Fun Factory Big Boss vibrator 8

Review: Uberrime Aptus 8.5” realistic dildo & Fun Factory Big Boss vibrator

Two top-​​tier, above-​​average clas­sic must-​​haves for dil­do devo­tees with a pen­chant for pro­found pen­e­tra­tion I go flam­ing­ly fer­al around ovu­la­tion time and want to get DICKED. For days when I crave bash­ing my cervix, these real­is­tic sil­i­cone dil­dos are…

Ejaculating Dildos: POP by Tantus vs. Strap-On-Me Comparison 9

Ejaculating Dildos: POP by Tantus vs. Strap-On-Me Comparison

Cum play has been allur­ing prac­ti­cal­ly for­ev­er, but body-​​safe ejac­u­lat­ing dil­dos and jizz lube are rel­a­tive­ly new. It’s easy to take them for grant­ed in 2022, espe­cial­ly with the return of POP (for­mer­ly Semenette). Consider this post a 3‑in‑1: History…

3 Types of Submissives Who LOVE Cock Cages! 10

3 Types of Submissives Who LOVE Cock Cages!

Why male chasti­ty is more ver­sa­tile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” ini­ti­at­ed a new naughty chat cus­tomer. Oh, you’re one of thooooose peo­ple, my inner mono­logue observed. I've…

Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b-Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs 11

Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b-Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs

“it's only sodomy if it's from the sodom and gomor­rah region of mesopotamia, oth­er­wise it's just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talk­ing about sparkling, shim­mer­ing butt plugs galore. Some are bumpy, some smooth, one where I…

Honey Play Box Pomi powerful mini wand massager review 12

Honey Play Box Pomi powerful mini wand massager review

Small. Mighty. The Honey Play Box Pomi mini wand mas­sager packs a punch, imping­ing on the icon­ic Magic Wand Mini’s ter­ri­to­ry. While Pomi hasn’t entire­ly usurped the throne, there are at least four rea­sons to love it more: Of course,…