Reviews / Everything else / External Vibrators / Vibrators
by · Published July 15, 2020 · Last modified January 5, 2021
If you’re overwhelmed by the air pulse/clitoral suction toy options on the market, I don’t blame you! Womanizer is the pioneer and most well-known, but many other companies have hopped on the bandwagon. The options are endless! Today, we’re...
Reviews / External Vibrators / Vibrators
by · Published July 13, 2020 · Last modified October 5, 2020
Behold the Zumio E — the best Zumio model yet! I ADORED the Zumio X Classic when I first tried it. At the time, its concentration of power was unprecedented; RUMBLY pinpoint oscillations are rare in Toyland. And the...
Hard Material Dildos / Dildos / Reviews
by · Published July 8, 2020 · Last modified October 25, 2020
The Le Wand Arch gives me yet another reason to love stainless steel dildos! Many metal sex toys I’ve tried are god-tier (or at least close to it) by fierce pressure and effortless momentum. These heirloom-quality beasts bully the...
Reviews / Dual Stimulator / Everything else / External Vibrators / Insertable Vibrators / Vibrators
by · Published July 3, 2020 · Last modified October 15, 2020
I need to purge my editorial calendar of this shit, okay? The LELO Sona 2 and Sona 2 Cruise have been sitting the review queue for months. It’s not even that I don’t enjoy them, but I must warn...
If you’ve ever felt like wands had too much drab and not enough fab, you’ll want to read today’s review. The ROMP Flip and Blush Nöje W4 are both compact and rechargeable mini-wand massagers with vibrant color schemes —...
Reviews / Everything else / External Vibrators / Vibrators
by · Published June 29, 2020 · Last modified October 24, 2020
Hot Octopuss knows their rumbly motors from powerful bullets to oscillating guybrators penis masturbators. Perhaps their fanciest creation is the Pulse Duo Lux, a couples’ vibrator that claims to do it all. I’m in the “any toy can be...
Reviews / Dildos / Hard Material Dildos / Steel
by · Published June 26, 2020 · Last modified October 25, 2020
You don’t fuck with perfection. Why did Le Wand try to do that again? My single favorite dildo is the njoy Eleven. Beyond its sexy exterior and lethal construction, there’s a reason it’s in my avatar. Simply, the njoy...
Despite its average-sounding name, Mr. Hankey’s Topher Michels medium dildo is anything but that. Don’t be fooled: with a 2.68″ diameter near the shaft, this dildo looks gargantuan next to my other “realistic” toys. I put “realistic” in...
Today, I’m reviewing three basic but be-a-Uu-tiful G-spot dildos! In this fast-blast round-up, there’s a little something-something old (the Tantus Sport), something new (the Silc Arts Renaissance), nothing borrowed (I wouldn’t be comfortable with that), and something blue (the...