If jackhammering your G-spot sounds appealing to you, then you can’t miss this review of the FemmeFunn Cadenza. It’s another handheld fucking machine, made by the same people who brought us the: Fancy AF Bougie Bullet Cheap-but-powerful FFix and...
I love everything about Uberrime’s new dual-density dildo line! With four sizes, three skin tones, and an uncut head option, there’s plenty of diversity to go around. I’ve said it before, and I’ll repeat it: there’s no such thing...
Even though I review a lot of BIG toys here, I can still appreciate going back to basics. A petite and budget-friendly G-spot vibrator has mass appeal, especially for those who feel overwhelmed by the sheer number of products...
Do you ever imagine a better version of a toy and — POP! — the universe grants your wish? That’s how I feel about the Lush Gia rechargeable/cordless wand by Blush Novelties. It’s not perfect, but it’s a steal...
The LuzArte Thrust is a showstopping art piece! It derives traits from the Luna butt plug, Jollet dildo, and the Jollie vaginal plug. Most laypeople wouldn’t recognize it as a dildo, but as the Thrust ‘s name suggests, it...
Affordable dual-density dildos are always exciting, but there are so many other reasons why I’m over the moon for this harnessable pack and play. The BMS Addiction David‘s posable core is what makes it such a potent all-arounder. No...
An old friend told me that he used to think, when women talked about having ombré (gradient) hair color done, they meant “hombre.” And he wondered why they spoke so flagrantly about getting Spanish men. Fast-forward a mere few...
Sex toys are a fantastic way for couples to ignite their passion and keep it going. Partners can use potentially any type of toy on each other, but this list is for other spicy things that couples would especially...
Sex toy or [overpriced] lamp? You decide. Obii by Biird is a clitoral suction vibrator that’s both ADORABLE AF and award-winning! I can see why design geeks would love Obii’s exterior: Its silicone is soft like a marshmallow. Feminine...
Take your Kegels to the next level! If my post about playing Pong/Brick with your vagina wasn’t enough, here’s a more in-depth guide into the wacky world of vaginal weightlifting. Reap the profoundly pleasurable benefits of pelvic floor exercises,...
The uninitiated may raise an eyebrow at the ostensibly “Xtra-Small” Hankey’s Toys Dragon dildo. It’s above average compared to a human penis, but keep in mind: the brand is [in]famous for HUGE dildos and fisting lovers’ porn. For further...
This versatile dildo can hit the G-spot, A-spot, deep spot, *AND* perineal sponge! Since I own over $10,000 worth of sex toys, it’s easy to take for granted all the penetration sensations available to me. I needed a range...