The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider’s Tentacle. Their commonalities include a steep C-curve, suckers arranged at a slight twist along the shaft, and a wicked taper....
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by · Published February 23, 2019 · Last modified June 26, 2020
[Background collage by @carlupanddye] The Magic Wand Plus is the first external wand-style vibrator I love. I could tell from the moment I turned it on and heard the motor’s gloriously low purr that it was meant to be....
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by · Published February 16, 2019 · Last modified June 26, 2020
I’ve heard of isolated incidents of clitoral suction toys making users bleed. The rumors sounded distant, like urban legends or stats that I’d never personally encounter. It wasn’t until I tried the Emojibator Chickie that shit got too real....
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by · Published February 12, 2019 · Last modified June 27, 2020
Sex toys are for people from all walks of life— not just single ciswomen this Valentine’s Day. And practically any sex toy can be a couples’ toy if you use it with a partner. Some toys, though, are more...
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by · Published February 7, 2019 · Last modified April 21, 2020
“Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator’s safety warnings list,” I messaged a friend. “I don’t know where this is going, but it’s already my favorite part of the day,” he responded. You see, the Cal Exotics Impulse...
External Vibrators / Reviews / Vibrators
by · Published January 16, 2019 · Last modified June 27, 2020
The Dame Pom comes in jade green and looks like a flattened marshmallow Peep. How could I say no? Though it doesn’t feel marshmallow-soft like my Iroha Zen Matcha, it’s bendy to nestle effortlessly atop the external pubic bone. Plus,...
Centuries from now, archaeologists will excavate my tomb and find sex toys. Thousands of sex toys— some in mild decay, and others entirely intact. My Blush Gaia Eco biodegradable vibrator might break down, but my njoy Pure Wand, Eleven,...
I’ve compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is “only” comparable to a soda can’s top. The Gambler takes it a step farther, just shy of 3 inches wide. It’s bigger...
“Best orgasm I’ve had in a while just now using the stroker,” my boyfriend texted me on Christmas morning. “It lasted a while and was intense. Maybe partly because I’m still a bit stoned… I think it was how...
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by · Published December 17, 2018 · Last modified June 27, 2020
The We-Vibe Nova addresses some of the most glaring shortcomings in the most overrated group of sex toys: rabbit vibrators. For one, the clitoral stimulation motor on the Nova is thuddy as all heck, with a rich timbre. If...
It’s one thing to say that I enjoy vertical textures. It’s another to come via the twisting motion alone or to feel like I’d go insane if I stopped twisting the Uberrime Xenuphora‘s addictive angles left-and-right inside me. What’s more, I...
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by · Published December 5, 2018 · Last modified August 7, 2020
I love carrying heavy objects in my vagina, as anyone who has read my review of the 1.5lb (680g) njoy Pure Wand knows. But it’s not exactly practical to walk around all day with a big hunk of steel hanging...