by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2019 · Last modified November 5, 2023
The rumble of BMS Factory's Pillow Talk Sassy ruined practically all other G‑spot vibrators for me— even outperforming the renowned LELO Mona 2. It's perhaps the most underrated vibrator in existence, and a steal for the price. I didn't…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 14, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual power tool's self-thrusting mechanism boasts up to 140 thrusts per minute and a robust 3‑inch range of motion. It's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 30, 2019 · Last modified May 6, 2025
I both am AND am not proud of how often people find my blog by Googling something like "huge butt plug used in pussy" and landing on my Tantus Ringo review. It's easily one of my most popular posts.…
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by Super Smash Cache · Published May 17, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
My reunion with my toy suitcase wouldn't have been complete without kissing my njoy Eleven and sobbing. "I'll never leave you again. Be with me. I want to be buried with you when I die." (To my future children…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 30, 2019 · Last modified January 21, 2025
I left my Vibease behind in a hotel room during my recent sexcapade. "Do I want to go back and retrieve it?" I asked myself. My hesitation wasn't solely because the room was booked under my partner's name— he'd…
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by Super Smash Cache · Published April 26, 2019 · Last modified January 21, 2025
I can't just use my power drill-sounding fucking machine whenever I want. One week, I'm living with my boyfriend, and the next, I'm in an Airbnb with a stranger and her 4‑year-old kid. Discretion matters, friends. And self-thrusting dildos…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 23, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
Some days, I'm lazy with masturbation and want a clit vibe through my panties. Conveniently, bullets like the Dame Kip and BMS Mini Swan Rose carry a fantastic fun-to-size ratio for that. Though they're very different and target different audiences,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 21, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
There are few things in this world I love collecting more than glossy, hand-marbled silicone dildos. Here are three by Uberrime Dildos that give me heart-eyes-emoji feels every time I look at them: Uberrime Splendid Large dual-density silicone G‑spot dildo…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 12, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
I'm damned if I don't smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone's hands at some point in my life. Friends don't let friends settle for that shit. That hypothetical "someone's" protests preemptively buzz in my mind; I'm ready to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 28, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I gasped when I tilted the Lumberjill Grace's voluptuous bulge against my G‑spot. The intense pressure of the wood and wicked curves could have made me come right then and there, within a matter of seconds. But when I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 19, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
Most of the BMS Naked Addiction Vibrating & Rotating Dildo's features are remarkably average. Not least, its name is akin to store brand white bread. It's only available in "Vanilla" color. And it measures just under 6 inches insertable…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 16, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
By the time I've finished typing this post, Womanizer and Satisfyer will probably have released ten new products. I can't keep up, so here's a fast blast of 3 new-ish clit toys from these companies. Jump to a section:…