by Super Smash Cache · Published August 17, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I have gifted the Laya II to my childhood best friend as her first rechargeable vibrator. Once upon a time, this clit vibe was the deluxe option for beginners. Fun Factory's motors are bomb, their designers know what they're doing,…
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by Super Smash Cache · Published August 15, 2019 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Zumio has somehow topped their original creation. You know, the one I described as "the absolute closest a clitoral toy has ever come to being an 'instant orgasm' button for me." Every positive thing I had to say about…
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by Super Smash Cache · Published August 13, 2019 · Last modified May 22, 2025
I love everything I have ever tried by njoy. I'd be content if the njoy Eleven were the only sex toy I ever used for the rest of my life. The njoy Pure Wand remains an undefeated marvel of a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 25, 2019 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Butt stuff is one of the great equalizers— everyone has a butt. But I didn't write a guide to it for so long because the folx at b‑Vibe can (and do) present anal play far more cohesively and with more…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 23, 2019 · Last modified May 22, 2025
"The eggplant agrees: it's REALLY starting to feel like summer," I wrote in an Instagram caption. After all, the only thing more delightful than an eggplant-shaped dildo is one that changes colors in heat. The SelfDelve Eggplant's girth and swell…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 12, 2019 · Last modified March 12, 2024
"Well, some vibration is better than no vibration, right?" a dude friend asked me. I side-eyed him and fired back, "For the [Lovely 2.0's] price, I'd want vibrations that get me off." The standard orgasm ratio between a partner and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2019 · Last modified November 5, 2023
The rumble of BMS Factory's Pillow Talk Sassy ruined practically all other G‑spot vibrators for me— even outperforming the renowned LELO Mona 2. It's perhaps the most underrated vibrator in existence, and a steal for the price. I didn't…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 14, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual power tool's self-thrusting mechanism boasts up to 140 thrusts per minute and a robust 3‑inch range of motion. It's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 30, 2019 · Last modified May 22, 2025
I both am AND am not proud of how often people find my blog by Googling something like "huge butt plug used in pussy" and landing on my Tantus Ringo review. It's easily one of my most popular posts.…
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by Super Smash Cache · Published May 17, 2019 · Last modified May 22, 2025
My reunion with my toy suitcase wouldn't have been complete without kissing my njoy Eleven and sobbing. "I'll never leave you again. Be with me. I want to be buried with you when I die." (To my future children…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 30, 2019 · Last modified January 21, 2025
I left my Vibease behind in a hotel room during my recent sexcapade. "Do I want to go back and retrieve it?" I asked myself. My hesitation wasn't solely because the room was booked under my partner's name— he'd…
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by Super Smash Cache · Published April 26, 2019 · Last modified January 21, 2025
I can't just use my power drill-sounding fucking machine whenever I want. One week, I'm living with my boyfriend, and the next, I'm in an Airbnb with a stranger and her 4‑year-old kid. Discretion matters, friends. And self-thrusting dildos…