by Super Smash Cache · Published July 27, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Yes, BDSM can be slow and sensual! Sliding rope and dripping wax against a partner's body can make a passionate scene on its own — or it can lead up to something more explosive. Do you have the patience…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 8, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway has been my default "go-to" vibrator in my review pile. What does that tell you? Their vibrations are on the rumbly side.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 24, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Imagine that a flogger and a whip had a baby. That's the cat o' nine tails. As with whips, the cats' claim to fame is their thick, woven tresses. But instead of a single lash, a cat o' nine…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 11, 2021 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Are these prices legit for body-safe silicone dildos? And what the heck is SILEXPAN®? "Made with a patented revolutionary formula for a realistic feel," boasts one of the Squeeze-It dildo product pages. The line consists of inexpensive silicone and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 8, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Imagine a sitcom-like laugh track in the background as my boyfriend and I unboxed Tantaly's Cecilia sex doll. Rather, I lifted the box flaps, peeked inside, and immediately closed it, looking away. "Is that the…?" "Yeah." "Okay, cool. Cool, cool, cool,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 3, 2021 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Hit me, baby, one more time. Kinksters have co-opted riding crops for percussive maintenance of humans, but many of the old design principles still stand. Riding crops are like a hybrid of whips, canes, and paddles. You could call them…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 9, 2021 · Last modified July 5, 2023
More adventures in rabbit-style insertable pervertibles! Gemini by Pris Toys is the fifth double penetration dildo I've tested this past month. That's my horniness level as I approach complete COVID immunity. Dual stimulation dildos like the Pris Toys Gemini…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 28, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
BIG NEWS: I've found The One. No, I'm not getting married, but I'm just as star-crossed to have discovered my rabbit vibrator soulmate. The Santa Cruz Coaster thrusting dual stimulator fits my anatomy like no other currently on the market.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 19, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Horny level: "Show me all your double penetration dildos." Yep! All of my picks from SheVibe for the quarter were silicone double dildos — and my vagina eagerly engulfed them. In order from the smallest to biggest double-ended dildos…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2021 · Last modified February 17, 2025
I can't wait to get double-stuffed once the COVID-19 pandemic is under control. In the meantime, I can use an ejaculating dildo with my boyfriend. Romantic, right? The Strap-On-Me squirting dildo's syringe barrel holds 30 cc of fluid —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 7, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
One of these California Exotics Slay mini-vibes gave me 27 orgasms in one session — but the other two belong in the trash. "I can't tell if the COVID vaccine is about to induce my period or if I'm…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 1, 2021 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"A new kind" of sex toy, or just hype? The Her Ultimate Pleasure's all-in-one licking and sucking contraption became a viral sensation — and other makers wanted to capitalize on the trend. Fluttery and flickery vibrators are growing in variety.…