by Super Smash Cache · Published March 24, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Stack two [soda cans], and that's about the size of the Pris Toys Sentinel. Yep, I've made it my job to stick large objects in my vagina and tell you how amazing it feels. Today's big and bold dildo…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 12, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Squishy, sweet, niche treats for my vulva and partner play. The sex toy world is so much bigger than dildos and vibrators, extending to sleeves and squishables aplenty. Enter the NS Novelties Firefly Yoni, a glow-in-the-dark SILICONE stroker. While…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 26, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
The Uberrime Astra dildo is literally named after the stars — cue pun about space pants and seeing stars. I bought mine for its one-of-a-kind nebulaic color swirls, which embody the word "extra." The palatial pigment mixing catches one's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 25, 2021 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Rumbly vibrators splash when dipped in water. Run-of-the-mill buzzy ones make tiny ripples — and the Doc Johnson iVibe Select iRing hardly does even that. Ants would get bored surfing on these vibrator-generated wavelets. "Buzzy" doesn't do justice to how…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 19, 2021 · Last modified December 5, 2023
Hot Octopuss's vibrations are rumbly AF across the board, and now you can — at last — find them in a luxuriously squishy G‑spot vibrator. Their focus was first on guybrators penis vibrators, then came their deliciously deep bullets,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 11, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
"What's the best remote control panty vibrator?" I wish I had a definitive, clear-cut answer. It's no secret that petite and wearable "couples'" vibrators are in high demand, but in practice, the category has a long way to go. The…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 24, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Hype marketing is one hell of a drug. How do the new Lora DiCarlo Filare and LELO Ora robotic oral sex simulator measure up to the claims? The Filare is one of Lora DiCarlo's many external-only toys, this time…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 20, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Galactic glitter, girth, glow, and gloss The Pris Toys Basilisk packs it all into a wildly eye-catching semi-realistic dildo. Its dual-density silicone is just the cherry on top. Oh, and did I mention that it's 2.3" across — about the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 12, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
External clitoral massage that stimulates even the parts you can’t see The first two nights that I was intimate with my partner, our go-to activity wasn’t intercourse or oral or butt stuff or fingering or handjobs. Instead, we gravitated…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 11, 2021 · Last modified September 18, 2023
We-Vibe's boldest and best bullet and external vibes, the Tango and Touch, are revamped and even better than before! Meet the Tango X and Touch X. For more than ten years, the We-Vibe Tango was revered as one of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 10, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Unheard of — the Satisfyer Curvy 2+ is a clitoral air pulse vibrator that: Let's break that down in more detail. Affordable The Satisfyer Curvy line is part of a family of sex toys that, instead of vibrating, rapidly…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 2, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
This penis masturbator comes with a whole-ass charging station that fits right in with my boyfriend's VR equipment and computer setup. His words of choice for the Arcwave Ion's case were "fleek" and "minimalist style [common] for electronics." The…