by Super Smash Cache · Published May 9, 2021 · Last modified July 5, 2023
More adventures in rabbit-style insertable pervertibles! Gemini by Pris Toys is the fifth double penetration dildo I've tested this past month. That's my horniness level as I approach complete COVID…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 19, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Horny level: "Show me all your double penetration dildos." Yep! All of my picks from SheVibe for the quarter were silicone double dildos — and my vagina eagerly engulfed them.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2021 · Last modified February 17, 2025
I can't wait to get double-stuffed once the COVID-19 pandemic is under control. In the meantime, I can use an ejaculating dildo with my boyfriend. Romantic, right? The Strap-On-Me squirting…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 24, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Stack two [soda cans], and that's about the size of the Pris Toys Sentinel. Yep, I've made it my job to stick large objects in my vagina and tell you…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 26, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
The Uberrime Astra dildo is literally named after the stars — cue pun about space pants and seeing stars. I bought mine for its one-of-a-kind nebulaic color swirls, which embody…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 20, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Galactic glitter, girth, glow, and gloss The Pris Toys Basilisk packs it all into a wildly eye-catching semi-realistic dildo. Its dual-density silicone is just the cherry on top. Oh, and did…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 5, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Velvet Thruster's latest handheld fucking machine designs bring us the hard-and-fast power I know and love, and more. These new handheld fucking machines are bringing us: That last bullet point especially…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 14, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Imagine encountering (or creating) your dream cock, and how lovely it would be to customize a copy of it. You pick a partner shape, cast it in body-safe and glow-in-the-dark silicone, and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 8, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
A summary of my thoughts on the Icicles No. 70 in one word — no, sound — would be, "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Not even a full-on word. Just unintelligible screaming, in the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 5, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
If you've ever wanted to fuck a cloud deity, that's what the SelfDelve Marshmallow dildo feels like. As the name suggests, the Marshmallow Sweet Treats Twisting Dildo is suuuuuuper soft,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 25, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Stuck in a sex toy sea of pink, purple, and cadaver beige? Fuck that. Nix the gendered marketing and stroll through my sex toy collection: the lush dildo forest where teals,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 16, 2020 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Imagine you're masturbating and you're about to orgasm. At exactly the critical moment, the sound of a dolphin (or maybe angry squirrel) squeaks from your hole. Your dog downstairs hears it…