Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fabricated sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actually fucked the toy. My sex toy reviews are written for humans looking for detail and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 9, 2022
· Last modified August 11, 2023
My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’ purse. My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’ purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet, a recent partner had a mere single finger inside me…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2022
· Last modified March 11, 2024
Do you ever jack off to something unorthodox and then, in the post-nut clarity, think, “Oh gosh, what have I done?” Sometimes, a kink catches you off guard. And sometimes, you own it. The human brain is a funny place.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 2, 2022
· Last modified August 9, 2023
Sex toys can be so much more than phallic dildos inside and mini-vibes outside! Here are 16 tips for converting or improving your toy box favorites. Mix it up and try something new today! Dual Stimulation Tips Add a vibrating…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 31, 2022
· Last modified August 9, 2023
My photography will be displayed at Detroit’s upcoming, world-class Dirty Show art exhibition! I guess even erotic art critics love my collection. 🙂 The event takes place over two weekends, and thanks to Zoey from The White Unicorn shop, I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 22, 2022
· Last modified January 18, 2024
The orgasm ratio between me and my male partners is easily over 10:1 — 10 of mine for every one of theirs. I'm having a good time, and so are they. So why does the internet seem to hate Pillow Princesses…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 14, 2021
· Last modified March 11, 2024
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little things that add a dash of spice to playtime. The…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 5, 2021
· Last modified September 19, 2023
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been victimized by sex toy packages declaring, “VIBRATING MASSAGER” or “HEALTH CARE GADGETS.” I’ll wait. I’ve been there and done that, and I’m not thrilled about the experience. Discreet sex toy shipping is essential…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 7, 2021
· Last modified July 5, 2023
For me personally, [being a good man] means facing and resolving biases that I may have regarding the idea of gender equality and helping other men resolve them, too. Guest writer introduction incoming! The escorting industry gets a bad rap…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2, 2021
· Last modified November 3, 2023
The future of fucking is here with the Velvet Thruster! With so many new high-tech sex toys, how do you choose a suitable insertable for you? That’s where sex toy critics like me come in. We’re united in our passion for pleasure…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 6, 2021
· Last modified September 18, 2023
Can you journal your way to a more fulfilling, better love life? I certainly think so. It takes a degree of introspection to discern one's own: … along with their partners' to see if they're compatible and in alignment. Consider this…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 27, 2021
· Last modified September 18, 2023
Yes, BDSM can be slow and sensual! Sliding rope and dripping wax against a partner's body can make a passionate scene on its own — or it can lead up to something more explosive. Do you have the patience and…