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A Sex Toy Reviewer's Ethical Code of Conduct 1

A Sex Toy Reviewer's Ethical Code of Conduct

Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fab­ri­cat­ed sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actu­al­ly fucked the toy. My sex toy reviews are writ­ten for humans look­ing for detail and…

Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26+ Huge Dildos, Compared! 2

Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26+ Huge Dildos, Compared!

My vagi­na is made of the same mate­r­i­al as Mary Poppins’ purse. My vagi­na is made of the same mate­r­i­al as Mary Poppins’ purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet, a recent part­ner had a mere sin­gle fin­ger inside me…

"Oops, That's My Kink": 2 Turn-Ons I've Discovered on Accident 3

"Oops, That's My Kink": 2 Turn-Ons I've Discovered on Accident

Do you ever jack off to some­thing unortho­dox and then, in the post-​​nut clar­i­ty, think, “Oh gosh, what have I done?” Sometimes, a kink catch­es you off guard. And some­times, you own it. The human brain is a fun­ny place.…

16 Sex Toy Hacks & Conversions Anyone Can Do! 4

16 Sex Toy Hacks & Conversions Anyone Can Do!

Sex toys can be so much more than phal­lic dil­dos inside and mini-​​vibes out­side! Here are 16 tips for con­vert­ing or improv­ing your toy box favorites. Mix it up and try some­thing new today! Dual Stimulation Tips Add a vibrating…

2 Spicy Outfits I'm Wearing to Dirty Show 22 in Detroit 5

2 Spicy Outfits I'm Wearing to Dirty Show 22 in Detroit

My pho­tog­ra­phy will be dis­played at Detroit’s upcom­ing, world-​​class Dirty Show art exhi­bi­tion! I guess even erot­ic art crit­ics love my col­lec­tion. 🙂 The event takes place over two week­ends, and thanks to Zoey from The White Unicorn shop, I…

"Pillow Princess": 5 Ways I'm Reclaiming the Title 6

"Pillow Princess": 5 Ways I'm Reclaiming the Title

The orgasm ratio between me and my male part­ners is eas­i­ly over 10:1 — 10 of mine for every one of theirs. I'm hav­ing a good time, and so are they. So why does the inter­net seem to hate Pillow Princesses…

CHRISTMAS 2021 THROWBACK: flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs 7

CHRISTMAS 2021 THROWBACK: flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs

Among the perks of the sex blog­ger life: gift box­es from busi­ness part­ners! <3 This hol­i­day sea­son, XOXTOYS​.ca sent me a pack­age full of sexy stock­ing stuffers — the lit­tle things that add a dash of spice to play­time. The…

How discreet is your online sex toy shopping? 8

How discreet is your online sex toy shopping?

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been vic­tim­ized by sex toy pack­ages declar­ing, “VIBRATING MASSAGER” or “HEALTH CARE GADGETS.” I’ll wait. I’ve been there and done that, and I’m not thrilled about the expe­ri­ence. Discreet sex toy ship­ping is essential…

Q&A: What's it like to be a male escort? 9

Q&A: What's it like to be a male escort?

For me per­son­al­ly, [being a good man] means fac­ing and resolv­ing bias­es that I may have regard­ing the idea of gen­der equal­i­ty and help­ing oth­er men resolve them, too. Guest writer intro­duc­tion incom­ing! The escort­ing indus­try gets a bad rap…

Velvet Thruster Nanci Prime Relaunch Banner

RELAUNCH: Velvet Thruster Nanci Prime (FKA Abbey) & Teddy GS

The future of fuck­ing is here with the Velvet Thruster! With so many new high-​​tech sex toys, how do you choose a suit­able insertable for you? That’s where sex toy crit­ics like me come in. We’re unit­ed in our pas­sion for pleasure…

7 Questions to Unfuck Your Love Life & Yourself 10

7 Questions to Unfuck Your Love Life & Yourself

Can you jour­nal your way to a more ful­fill­ing, bet­ter love life? I cer­tain­ly think so. It takes a degree of intro­spec­tion to dis­cern one's own: … along with their part­ners' to see if they're com­pat­i­ble and in align­ment. Consider this…

Jute Rope & Wax Play BDSM Sensation Kit Review 11

Jute Rope & Wax Play BDSM Sensation Kit Review

Yes, BDSM can be slow and sen­su­al! Sliding rope and drip­ping wax against a partner's body can make a pas­sion­ate scene on its own — or it can lead up to some­thing more explo­sive. Do you have the patience and…