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My vagina is size royalty, but my butt is a plug plebeian. Even if I hadn’t mentioned that before in a review, you might have noticed my relative lack of posts about anal play. It’s not because I haven’t put...
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by · Published November 18, 2019 · Last modified December 4, 2019
Sex blogging comes with perks like jacking off for work, but downsides like travel limitations. The right to buy sex toys is one that I admittedly take for granted. It’s not a minor privilege. Without dildos, I couldn’t effectively massage...
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by · Published September 30, 2019 · Last modified January 9, 2020
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornixes [This article is a repost with some edits. I originally wrote it for Spectrum Journal.] Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep penetration feel like...
Sex blogging is a journey that’s led to oddly specific and funny stories, fantastic business trips, eye-catching photos, and of course, the ability to pay for rent and utilities without being bound to any one location. But while I’ve reviewed...
Given a long enough timeline, practically every straight dude I’ve been with has asked me for: an FFM threesome, especially with one of my (unspecified) cis female friends butt stuff, but with only me receiving My response to the former...
Partnered sex is one of the most complicated things we’re expected to teach ourselves. Some parts come naturally, while others are less intuitive at first. Here are some small adjustments in the bedroom that can have an explosive impact. Adjust...
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by · Published April 14, 2019 · Last modified April 15, 2019
[Content warning: sexual assault. If that’s a hard topic for you, skip #5.] I wish we talked about chlamydia the way we talk about strep throat. It’s not the infection that terrifies people, but the stigma of sexual abnormality. It’s...
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by · Published February 12, 2019 · Last modified October 4, 2019
Sex toys are for people from all walks of life— not just single ciswomen this Valentine’s Day. And practically any sex toy can be a couples’ toy if you use it with a partner. Some toys, though, are more convenient...
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by · Published November 13, 2018 · Last modified January 11, 2020
As much as I love my gigantic dildos, they’re not the most practical toys to take with me when I’m on-the-go or visiting family. Sometimes, I have only a backpack to fit my belongings in for the week. And a...
My boyfriend ex and I are no strangers to date nights in. After all, it was during our first date that he chopped off the tip of his pinky trying to catch a knife while cooking. (The irony? He has...
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by · Published September 27, 2018 · Last modified January 3, 2020
If you don’t have the freedom to display a metric fuckton of sex toys, could you say you’re living life to the fullest? Upon moving into an apartment with my boyfriend, it’s the first time in YEARS that I’ve had...
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by · Published September 21, 2018 · Last modified January 31, 2020
When I moved to a new state, one of the first things I did was check out a nearby sex shop. There, my boyfriend and I found a Picobong Remoji Lifeguard cock ring on clearance for $20 (regular price: $100), and...
