by Super Smash Cache · Published January 24, 2023 · Last modified July 5, 2023
“His pants don’t come off until I orgasm,” I say in my Pillow Princess paradigm. Sometimes, though, he cums while his pants are still on, too. Sometimes, we both finish at the same time while neither of us is moving. …
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 4, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Why male chastity is more versatile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” initiated a new naughty chat customer. Oh, you’re one of thooooose people, my inner monologue observed. I've heard…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 10, 2022 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Fun Factory makes stellar vibrators and pulsators, but I’ve cum more on some than others. To celebrate their 26th birthday, let’s take a walk down memory lane. Here are the best Fun Factory toys I’ve tried — and the worst…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 15, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Am I constitutionally wired to be hornier than the average woman, or is there a "nurture" component that I have internalized? Today, we examine some of the external factors influencing a woman's high libido — and her willingness to act…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 5, 2022 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Play with penetration beyond lying on your back and hand-thrusting dildos, missionary-style. The non-insertable portion of a dildo can make a more considerable difference than you'd think. I’ve previously written about making masturbation feel more realistic, which encompassed a wide…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 15, 2022 · Last modified September 19, 2023
On today’s episode of passionate, playful semantics: are creampies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but wonder…” Some of my readers have said, “If you call them creampies, they definitely are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 29, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
My life isn’t all orgasms and rainbows; there’s much unglamorous admin work behind the scenes. If you want to kill a boner, just mention paying taxes. Unfortunately, tax returns are part of the business of sex blogging in the United…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 23, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
I want to find a sanctuary in my long-term partner. That applies doubly when you're in a polarizing career field. Sometimes, being a sex educator can put me in uncomfortable situations in the dating world, but I have to remember…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 10, 2022 · Last modified October 9, 2024
Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fabricated sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actually fucked the toy. My sex toy reviews are written for humans looking for detail and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 9, 2022 · Last modified January 24, 2025
My vagina is made of the same material as the inside of Mary Poppins’ purse. My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’ purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet, a recent partner had a mere single…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Do you ever jack off to something unorthodox and then, in the post-nut clarity, think, “Oh gosh, what have I done?” Sometimes, a kink catches you off guard. And sometimes, you own it. The human brain is a funny place.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 2, 2022 · Last modified August 9, 2023
Sex toys can be so much more than phallic dildos inside and mini-vibes outside! Here are 16 tips for converting or improving your toy box favorites. Mix it up and try something new today! Dual Stimulation Tips Add a vibrating…