by Super Smash Cache · Published September 17, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Remember that G‑spotty Velvet Thruster dildo attachment I helped design in 2019? (Of course, you do; there’s an old picture of me and my ass on the packaging.) Blush Novelties…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 8, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
The LELO Smart Wand Large 2 is one of the rumbliest rechargeable wands I’ve ever tried. Purely vibration frequency-wise, it’s in the top 5 best “back massagers.” It thrums and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 10, 2022 · Last modified October 18, 2023
Fun Factory makes stellar vibrators and pulsators, but I’ve cum more on some than others. To celebrate their 26th birthday, let’s take a walk down memory lane. Here are the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 28, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Is it a drool-inducing, ecstatic experience, or is it merely passable as meat? The art of silicone dildo firmness is like cooking a steak — tenderness can make or break…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 25, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
The LELO Elise 2 vibrator reminds me of a more idyllic time for LELO — before the likes of the dick tux. In the early 2010s, their focus was revamping vibes…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.” That’s how much I love stainless steel sex toys. "L'acier" means…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 15, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Am I constitutionally wired to be hornier than the average woman, or is there a "nurture" component that I have internalized? Today, we examine some of the external factors influencing…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 9, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Did I choose these pretty dildos solely to match my galaxy bayonet? Yes. Do they feel as good as they look? Also yes — depending on how you use them. Today,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 20, 2022 · Last modified July 27, 2023
I only use Facebook for three things nowadays: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the "Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American" meme tag group. That last vibe was what I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 8, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and quickly realizing that your partner will probably not get you off.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 5, 2022 · Last modified July 27, 2023
Play with penetration beyond lying on your back and hand-thrusting dildos, missionary-style. The non-insertable portion of a dildo can make a more considerable difference than you'd think. I’ve previously written…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affiliate representative didn’t comment on that part of…
