Rose Sex Toy Guide: Air Pulses, Colors, Variants, Plugs, and More!
The elegantly discreet Rose sex toy is here to stay. “Roses are a pervasive symbol of love. That makes it a candidate for gifts on Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, etc.,” I…
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Velvet Thruster Prime Fucking Machine Dildo Comparison: A Detailed Guide & Ranking!
The Velvet Thruster Prime seriously feels like an instant dopamine dispenser. And many of its modular attachments leave me drooling and starry-eyed — explore the options galore for your cave's…
Weirdly Specific Penis Facts You (Probably) Didn't Know: coagulating cum, Herbalife, 4-hour erections, and more
I'm not sure why I thought The Penis Book would be super serious. There were no fewer than 11 nicknames for the penis and 26 puns in the introduction alone,…
Review: Dorcel Double Do & Tantus Hook long dildos
My deepest erogenous zones are so happy. These long dildos (18” and 10”) make me want to text a partner, “Thank you for your services for my cervix.” I am…
7 Steamy Skills For Soft Dominant Dirty Talk
Torment with pleasure and discipline with praise. Soft Domination can have a hard-hitting psychological impact with tears of overwhelm and ecstasy — no chains or whips necessary. Our focus here…
Velvet Thruster Prime Edward Review + 5 Reasons to Love It!
Could it be?! Perfection in sex toy form? A longer, curved Velvet Thruster handheld fucking machine, explicitly built for deep penetration and effortless cervical orgasms? My warm pussy clenches in…
Pink Punch Peachu Review: Bluetooth Air Pulse Massager
Eggplant and cucumber dildos practically designed themselves. Now it’s the peach emoji’s turn to shine — in the form of an air pulse clitoral massager. These sucking and thrumming thrills…
THROWBACK: 5 First Sex Toys, 10 Years Later!
400 SEX TOYS! TEN YEARS! It's been a decade since I started collecting sex toys — and five years since I made my blog into a business! Can you believe…
Gooner Humiliation Kink Affirmations for Jack-Off Addicts
Savor this humiliation Femdom track for jerk-off addicts! There’s some gooner degradation, tease, denial, and the tiniest morsel of findom. As always, kink takes place in a controlled environment with…
Rabbit Vibrator Trends: Air Pulse Dual Stimulators & More
My spirit slightly sinks whenever I see that damn U‑shaped Bellesa Airvibe promoted on Instagram. It's not going to fit my anatomy — I can already tell from the shaft's…
Topped Toys Hilt 75 & Cetos 90 Review: Huge Silicone Dildos
I feel like I've gone Super Saiyan with all the sighing and screaming. I thought I was done expanding my capacity, but apparently not. Spelunk some more with the Topped Toys…
Twijoy Night Review: Spinning & Sucking Penis Stroker
“Human vaginas don’t typically move like that [toy does], though you could pick me up and spin me. I’m lightweight enough.” “Oh, definitely,” my friend replied after testing the Twijoy…
