by Super Smash Cache · Published February 25, 2018 · Last modified May 22, 2025
The Chrystalino Champ is the Jack-of-All-Trades sex toy I wish I had when I was younger. Especially now that I love penetration, I can truly appreciate this sex toy's ability…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 10, 2018 · Last modified January 25, 2025
Sometimes, it feels like everyone loves the Hitachi Magic Wand Original except me. "May I introduce you to the Hitachi?" "You NEED a Hitachi!" "It's the Cadillac of Vibrators!" "It…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 1, 2018 · Last modified May 24, 2025
The Vixen Creations Randy is my personal, penetrative analog of being strapped to a Hitachi and forced to orgasm uncontrollably as torture. This fat dildo's maximum diameter is 2.25", about…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 26, 2018 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Like many other Americans, I grew up with the vague notion that foreskin was something that some people removed, but didn't know much beyond that. I didn't know that most…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 21, 2018 · Last modified January 21, 2025
Cervical orgasms are perhaps the most polarizing type of orgasms. Some people feel like their cervix and the surrounding areas (the vaginal fornices) are divine white light. Others can't fathom…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 9, 2018 · Last modified July 5, 2023
The Marvelous Flicker was rumbly for the price, and the most notable of California Exotics' Mini Marvels line of rechargeable silicone mini-vibes. I was drawn to its tongue-shaped body, pointy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 26, 2017 · Last modified July 28, 2024
It's not hard to find an affordable and non-porous vibrator, but your options dwindle when you add "big" or "girthy" to the list of qualifiers. Big insertable vibrators usually have…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 4, 2017 · Last modified September 19, 2023
You more than likely know a sexual assault survivor. It's so common, but because it's so heavy, many who want to be allies struggle to find the right thing to say. We've all…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 30, 2017 · Last modified September 19, 2023
Let me re-introduce myself: I'm Cy from Super Smash Cache. My blog has a long list of accolades — going as far back as #56 on Kinkly's Sex Blogging Superheroes…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 1, 2017 · Last modified April 28, 2024
Every time I hear the question, "Have you tried The Rabbit Vibrator?" a tiny part of me eyerolls. For one, when people say, "THE Rabbit," they're usually talking about the one…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 24, 2016 · Last modified July 24, 2024
It's no mystery that I love VixSkin's orgasm-inducing voodoo. Back in the day, my rave review of Vixen Creations' VixSkin Johnny was the most popular post on my blog. Sizing up…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 19, 2016 · Last modified July 24, 2024
Ever wanted to insert the Magic Wand? Yes? The Swan Wand will be a sweet treat for you — not only boasting Hitachi-level earthquake power, but also boasting a 2"…
