STIs & What I Wish More People Knew About Them
[Content warning: this post contains recollection of sexual assault. If that's a hard topic for you, skip #5.] I wish we talked about chlamydia the way we talk about strep…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 14, 2019 · Last modified January 24, 2025
[Content warning: this post contains recollection of sexual assault. If that's a hard topic for you, skip #5.] I wish we talked about chlamydia the way we talk about strep…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 12, 2019 · Last modified May 24, 2025
I'm damned if I don't smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone's hands at some point in my life. Friends don't let friends settle for that shit. That hypothetical "someone's"…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 28, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I gasped when I tilted the Lumberjill Grace's voluptuous bulge against my G‑spot. The intense pressure of the wood and wicked curves could have made me come right then and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 19, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
Most of the BMS Naked Addiction Vibrating & Rotating Dildo's features are remarkably average. Not least, its name is akin to store brand white bread. It's only available in "Vanilla"…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 16, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
By the time I've finished typing this post, Womanizer and Satisfyer will probably have released ten new products. I can't keep up, so here's a fast blast of 3 new-ish…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 13, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
Ever wanted to cry immediately after a cathartic orgasm? Because that's how the Uberrime Aqua-King makes me feel. And not necessarily crying during an intense orgasm, or feeling depressed afterward.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 11, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Everything about Zalo's vibrators and their Versailles-inspired presentation embodies "extra." Not least, the Zalo Marie's ornate box almost looks like there should be paintings of happy cherubs all over it. Inside…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 1, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider's Tentacle. Their commonalities include a steep C‑curve, suckers arranged at a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 23, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
The Magic Wand Plus is the first external wand-style vibrator that I love. I could tell from the moment I turned it on and heard the motor's gloriously low purr…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I've heard of isolated incidents of clitoral suction toys causing users bruising. The rumors sounded distant, like urban legends or stats that I'd never personally encounter. It wasn't until I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 12, 2019 · Last modified May 4, 2025
ANY SEX TOY CAN BE A COUPLE'S TOY IF YOU USE IT WITH A PARTNER. Some toys, though, are more convenient to combine with particular partnered activities than others. These…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 7, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator's safety warnings list," I messaged a friend. "I don't know where this is going, but it's already my favorite part of the…