by Super Smash Cache · Published October 14, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
…a Pulse Vibe. I call it brilliantly capitalizing on a happy accident, creating a clitoral contraption with virtuous versatility. You won't get tired of this pulsator-vibrator hybrid; this toy alone…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 7, 2022 · Last modified April 29, 2024
…unique? Unlike the bean-shaped Oxballs Ergo, the Honcho is meant to be semi-representational in shape. It’s a round, bulbous plug with an oval-shaped base and cinched neck. There’s a phallic…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 24, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
…repeating a thought before I cum: "Oh, gosh. I want to wrap my lips around that. I want to wrap my lips around that." Either set of lips will do, whether…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 26, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
…another Sound-activate the vibrations Turn on long-range play when you and your partner are apart Bathtub play time, anyone? Oly is IPX7 waterproof! When you select Bluetooth Connect for short-range…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 27, 2020 · Last modified December 5, 2023
I'm excited AF about the Hot Octopuss Amo bullet, and not just because its black-to-magenta color fade matches my hair. It's because this rumbly mini-vibe combines some of the best features…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 9, 2018 · Last modified July 24, 2024
…press because it's very sharp and specific. And that's nothing short of magical when I come and clench around the tip, pressing it into my G‑spot even more, coming harder,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 11, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
…wearable, PIV (penis-in-vag)-friendly, clit-sucking vibrator. They've made rip-offs of Womanizer's original pressure wave stimulator (now discontinued), so it's not surprising that they'd come for the We-Vibe (made by the particularly litigious company,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 1, 2018 · Last modified April 23, 2024
…first sex toy? Doesn't that hurt?" For one, glass is a very affordable, body-safe material— perfect for health-conscious teen's budget. It's pretty hard to fuck up the body-safe quality of glass,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
…it with the Vixskin Colossus Extender for girth and a realistic squish. It would be cool to have a fat, body-safe, dual-density, self-thrusting dildo. UPDATE: Want a dual-density self-thrusting dildo at…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 10, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
…Bluetooth app-controlled While app control isn't a big deal to me, I'm sure plenty of couples who are socially distancing would appreciate the Satisfyer Curvy line's long-distance play option. We-Vibe…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
…doesn’t bother you.” I later asked my then-boyfriend, “Is it a far-off internet thing, or do you know people who actually like it?” “I don’t think anyone would admit to liking it.” “Your…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 29, 2024 · Last modified March 11, 2024
…just as sweet, maybe? ↩︎ There is no ethical consumption under capitalism, and I understand that expensive luxury sex toys aren’t accessible to everybody. It’s not a black-and-white issue. ↩︎…