Condoms 101: Choosing the Perfect Condoms For You!

[A col­lab­o­ra­tion between Barney Hussey & Super Smash Cache]

It's a myth that standard condoms are universal and fit everyone. (Yes, even if your forearm can fit in one!)
A package of condoms on a shiny surface

Using the right con­dom size is cru­cial for the wearer's com­fort and pre­ven­tion of preg­nan­cy and STDs. If the con­dom is too big, it can slip off, and if it is too small, it can break more easily.

Apart from size, con­sid­er the mate­r­i­al your con­doms are made of. For exam­ple, latex is the most pop­u­lar mate­r­i­al; it pro­vides a strong, thin, effec­tive bar­ri­er against min­gling bod­i­ly flu­ids. However, any­one with a latex aller­gy should pass on those.

With that in mind, the best con­doms come in a wide range of mate­ri­als and sizes — XL, snug fit, and every­thing in between! Find the per­fect exter­nal con­doms for you.

This guide com­bines guest writer Barney Hussey's advice with Cy's raw, real-​world expe­ri­ence and uncen­sored insights. You'll get both tech­ni­cal knowl­edge and authen­tic field notes about what actu­al­ly works.



Why Does Condom Size Matter?

Most con­doms have three sizes: small, medi­um, and large. Bigger con­doms may feel more com­fort­able, but they are more like­ly to slip off if you get the wrong size. Smaller con­doms can be quite tight and can eas­i­ly break dur­ing inter­course. What is more, it can cause dis­com­fort and pain when hav­ing sex with a con­dom that doesn’t fit right. Try dif­fer­ent con­dom brands and choose one that fits perfectly.


Cy's Field Notes on Condom Size

Wanting the right con­dom size is a legit­i­mate safe­ty con­cern! One of my pet peeves is when peo­ple say, "If a stan­dard con­dom can stretch over my foot and on my leg, it can fit over anyone's penis." That's kind of true, but it can miss the point.

Condomania's variety sample pack of large condoms

The more com­plete truth is that, yes, it can fit, but using a con­dom isn't just about stretch­ing it over one's junk. During inter­course, you apply repeat­ed force and fric­tion for an extend­ed time. That's a lot of strain (espe­cial­ly if you're not using lube) on rub­ber that's stretched too thin!

Consider also that a too-​small condom's bot­tom ring can con­strict the base too hard and roll up — which is anoth­er rea­son con­doms might slip off. Plus, it's often uncomfortable.

I also get that penis size can be a touchy sub­ject for a penis owner's self-​esteem. If you have mul­ti­ple part­ners with dif­fer­ent penis sizes, con­sid­er get­ting con­doms with color-​coded wrap­pers. That way, instead of say­ing, "get the small con­doms," you could say, "get the con­doms with the blue wrap­per." Or, of course, have them bring their own. 🙂


Find a vari­ety of con­doms when you vis­it thead​ult​toyshop​.com, a local sex shop, Condomania, or my favorite online spicy bou­tiques!


How to Measure Condom Size

Condoms are fit­ted accord­ing to the length of the erect penis. If you want to get an idea before order­ing, you can mea­sure your penis size using a ruler or online cal­cu­la­tors. It is rec­om­mend­ed to use mil­lime­ters, as they are more pre­cise than inch­es. Don’t rely on your assump­tions; mea­sur­ing is the only way to know the exact size.

For this pur­pose, you will need a flex­i­ble mea­sur­ing tape or a string and some pri­va­cy. Measure both the length and diam­e­ter of your erect penis.

HERE'S HOW TO DO THAT:

First, wrap the tape mea­sure around the base of your shaft just above your tes­ti­cles. It should be tight enough to stay in place with­out slip­ping but not too snug as to restrict blood flow. This mea­sure­ment is the cir­cum­fer­ence of your erect penis. Divide by pi (~3.14) to get your penis's diameter.

Then, use a ruler to mea­sure the length from the top of the penis head to the base (where you started).

Look for con­doms that fit your mea­sure­ments — Condomania's prod­uct pages tend to be trans­par­ent about con­dom width, usu­al­ly mea­sured in mil­lime­ters. When choos­ing a con­dom size, make sure you leave some extra room — about 1 cm or a half-​inch of length — at the penis head, but nev­er more than that.


Cy's Field Notes on Measuring for Condoms

Why leave the half-​inch at the tip of the con­dom? It's there to catch semen!

If there's too much extra room, the con­dom can slip off. But if there's too lit­tle, it can break, or semen can run down the sides and leak at the base of the con­dom before pulling out.

A pile of Condoms from Condomania's large size sampler pack
How to Know if You Need Larger Condoms

If you're in a rush and don't have a mea­sur­ing tape for exact mea­sure­ments, con­sid­er that the card­board core of a toi­let paper roll is often 1.5" across. Try stuff­ing your penis in the tube. If it's dif­fi­cult or uncom­fort­able, larg­er con­doms might be a good fit for you. Also, make sure to lube — just a drop on the tip and a lot on the out­side — to add sen­sa­tion and cut down on fric­tion to reduce breakage.

It's just a quick rule of thumb, though. When in doubt, measure.

I repeat: don't rely on your assumptions!

My now-​ex-​boyfriend used to think his penis was below aver­age size because he only mea­sured length. In real­i­ty, it's well above aver­age. "Homeboy's got a girthquake!" com­ment­ed one of my read­ers upon see­ing my boyfriend's Clone-​A-​Willy mod­el. And when he tried cock cages, only the biggest com­po­nents fit him prop­er­ly. Okay, hum­ble­brag over.

But seri­ous­ly: when he grabbed a reg­u­lar size con­dom, we had issues with con­stric­tion and rolling. Please mea­sure penis length and girth


What About Condoms’ Materials?

Condoms can be made out of a vari­ety of mate­ri­als. The most com­mon are latex and polyurethane. But there are also some oth­er, less com­mon mate­ri­als, such as lamb­skin, syn­thet­ic skin, or polyurethane. Here is what you need to know about them:

Latex Condoms

Latex is a preva­lent mate­r­i­al that feels smooth and com­fort­able. This mate­r­i­al is stretch­able, so it is pret­ty easy to slip on. Latex con­doms have the advan­tage of being thin while durable and reli­able. They are also the eas­i­est to find in stores and the cheap­est. However, if you are aller­gic to latex, these con­doms are not for you.


Cy's Field Notes on Condom Material

Consider also poly­iso­prene con­doms. They're made of syn­thet­ic rub­ber, very sim­i­lar to latex but with­out the nat­ur­al pro­teins that cause aller­gic reac­tions. As always, though, I rec­om­mend patch test­ing if you have an aller­gy or sen­si­tiv­i­ty. See Hedonish's guide to non-​latex bar­ri­ers for more pros and cons of each dif­fer­ent brand.

Condoms 101: Choosing the Perfect Condoms For You! 1

I also want to empha­size how vital lube is. While ultra-​thin latex con­doms are safe enough for use, they are more prone to break­age. Get some good water-​based lube to use with them. (Oil-​based lube dis­solves latex rub­ber, and sil­i­cone lube breaks down sol­id silicone.)


Polyurethane Condoms

These con­doms are the clos­est approx­i­ma­tions to nat­ur­al skin. They are very soft and thin, which makes them very easy to use. They are said to be the most com­fort­able out of all con­doms, and many peo­ple claim that they can’t even feel them dur­ing sex.

However, polyurethane con­doms can be a lit­tle noisy and sen­si­tive to tem­per­a­ture since they don’t expand all that much. Another dis­ad­van­tage is their price — these con­doms are one of the most expen­sive vari­eties out there.

Lambskin Condoms

These thin con­doms are made out of sheep tis­sue. They are very durable and strong and don’t have any latex or plas­tic smell. Lambskin con­doms are quite expen­sive, but they are very effec­tive in pre­vent­ing preg­nan­cy. However, they break more often than latex ones and have large nat­ur­al pores that may allow some STIs to pass through.

(Also, a last field note from Cy: lamb­skin con­doms do smell quite funky — not going to lie.)


Conclusion: Let's Wrap It Up!

Sex can be awe­some, but you need to use prop­er pro­tec­tion for it to be safe. Condoms are the most com­mon type of bar­ri­er. To recap, only buy con­doms that fit your penis mea­sure­ments pre­cise­ly. Otherwise, they can break or slip off dur­ing sex, lead­ing to STIs or unwant­ed pregnancy.

Moreover, remem­ber to choose a suit­able con­dom mate­r­i­al. If you are aller­gic to latex, go for prod­ucts made of poly­iso­prene, polyurethane, or lamb­skin. Whichever con­doms you buy, make sure to check that they have been thor­ough­ly test­ed. And don't for­get the lube. Have fun!


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2 Responses

  1. D. Dyer says:

    Thank you both for this. Definitely look­ing for­ward to the inter­nal con­dom post.

  2. G says:

    this reads as such a good beginner's guide w/​ con­doms, ty both for this!!

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