by Super Smash Cache · Published January 22, 2022 · Last modified July 19, 2024
The orgasm ratio between me and my male partners is easily over 10:1 — 10 of mine for every one of theirs. I'm having a good time, and so are they. So why does the internet seem to hate Pillow Princesses…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 18, 2022 · Last modified May 1, 2025
“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize Womanizer’s influence in the sex toy industry. Their eponymous clitoral air pulse massager was the first of its kind. Rather than…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 2, 2021 · Last modified May 6, 2025
[A collaboration between Barney Hussey & Super Smash Cache] It's a myth that standard condoms are universal and fit everyone. (Yes, even if your forearm can fit in one!) Using the right condom size is crucial for the wearer's comfort and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 26, 2021 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Affordable sex toys are the future of the industry. Nowadays, you can easily find a rumbly, body-safe vibrator with a velvety finish for under $50. If you're cutting costs, it has to come from somewhere. That could mean materials, labor,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 12, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
External clitoral massage that stimulates even the parts you can’t see The first two nights that I was intimate with my partner, our go-to activity wasn’t intercourse or oral or butt stuff or fingering or handjobs. Instead, we gravitated towards…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 2, 2020 · Last modified May 7, 2025
Getting my period is sweet, sweet psychological relief — and not because I'm avoiding pregnancy. The beginning of menstruation for me marks the end of the worst phase of my cycle. My illness gave me a 1 in 3 chance…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 15, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Sex toys aren't just for ciswomen! There's a plethora of sex toys for penises out there, from strokers and sleeves to pumps and prostate massagers. If you're looking to upgrade to sensations beyond your hand, you've come to the right…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 3, 2020 · Last modified May 7, 2025
"Let's just say she's 'open' to new things," someone commented on a viral video of my sex toy collection. Big dildos are among the most polarizing and stigmatizing toys for women. Strangers have made all sorts of rude remarks and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 24, 2020 · Last modified April 16, 2025
How often have you heard the bullshit that female anatomy is confusing? Or worse, that male orgasms are a given, while female orgasms are distant and otherworldly? I'm here to tell you that vulvas and vaginas aren't especially complicated. They…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 22, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
How to Pick What Best Suits Your Needs WRITTEN BY SUPER SMASH CACHE / ILLUSTRATIONS BY SARAH WILLIAMSON If you’re overwhelmed by a pleasure boutique’s gadgets and gizmos, you’re not alone. Let’s start with the two broadest categories of sex toys:…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 20, 2020 · Last modified May 5, 2025
Chastity play and cock cages may seem brutal and otherworldly to the vanillas. "Do people ACTUALLY get turned on by that?" one might think . But the kink is more common than people realize. Just like anyone you walk past…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 18, 2020 · Last modified May 6, 2025
Overnight menstrual protection without leaks Pads and tampons consistently failed to contain my heavy flow, and I used to resign to sleeping on a black towel every month. Until I tried menstrual cups. Menstrual cups have been an absolute GODSEND for…