It's no mystery why petite lipstick-style vibrators are popular. All that adds up when marketing to a younger audience in a recession. Such shoppers might: And a compact bullet like…
“Why is this showerhead $120, and what can it do that a cheaper showerhead can’t?” I scoffed at first. Then, it only took a few days for the Womanizer Wave…
Dear Maia Toys, I see you're trying to ride the waves of the Fun Factory Vim's success — presenting your Nala wand as a closely rumbly and far more affordable alternative.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 16, 2024
· Last modified September 28, 2024
I’ve waited for the Doxy Die Cast Rechargeable for so long. Full-sized head for seismic, vulva-convulsing, internal clit-rattling vibrations. Cordless for going from date night to “pleasure torture” play night —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 15, 2024
· Last modified September 28, 2024
Upon turning on FUN FACTORY’s VIM wand, I only thought two words: “Oh, fuuuuuuuuck.” It immediately emanated a deep, resonant purr, evoking a friend's “holy shit” reaction, even at the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 14, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
I'm bringing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR's energy — because if this toy isn't a party in your bedroom, I don't know what is.
(Actually, I do know, and I'll elaborate on that, too. Hint: I've literally made sparks fly.)
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 25, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
What did I get myself into this time? My nipples are super receptive to pleasure and pain — bite or twist them hard enough, and I’ll cum instantly. It’s that obvious.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
Womanizer’s Premium 2 is for orgasm torture; [the Womanizer] Next is for the soft and sensual … caresses and kisses on your clit. Womanizer’s unprecedented Climax Control feature allows adjustment of…
ENDEARING. AESTHETIC. OVERWHELMING. FORMIDABLE FINGER FLITTING. Is Pink Punch Dream Bunny the “first experience of love,” as the product page says? Maybe not — but it certainly got me gasping…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 28, 2024
· Last modified July 16, 2024
How this Clandestine Devices redeemed itself in the eyes of independent sex toy reviewers The Mimic+ Plus cups my clit and its crura, contours on my cunt, its sharp edges…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 15, 2024
· Last modified July 28, 2024
Can you believe it’s been ten years since Womanizer launched its Pleasure Air™ Technology? Air pulse massagers have become their own category since then, with more compact, aesthetic (read: less…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 11, 2024
· Last modified May 15, 2024
Yes, the EdenFantasys Sleek Power Wand lives up to the "Power" in its name. And yes, you might have seen this wand before. I called its twin “the optimizer of…