by Super Smash Cache · Published January 9, 2024 · Last modified December 13, 2024
This snowman dildo loves warm (and snug) hugs and won't melt away inside. Its misplaced “carrot” boner and buxom booty make it a functional and fun display piece — why not both?! The Happy Snowman’s penchant is penetration, with just…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 5, 2024 · Last modified February 29, 2024
Fiona is for fans of fluttery florals and light lapping. This double-ended, rose-shaped licking vibrator features a slender “blade” of a tongue that flits back and forth for a pinpoint sensation. That’s the main draw. On the flip side…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 3, 2024 · Last modified July 17, 2024
My pussy throbbed at first sight of the Pris Toys Syren. Its big, beefy build and paisley liquid-like drips grip and push and pull at my walls. Every inch of the Syren gives me something to scream about, mesmerizing…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 9, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Rock Candy’s Sweetensity isn’t for the faint of clitoris. It’s for those who want to gasp, “Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh,” cumming over and over again — perhaps with a partner telling them, “You don’t get to stop…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 2, 2023 · Last modified May 22, 2025
To my millennial gal pals: was your 2000s-era MySpace mostly pastel butterflies, or was it more black and teal? Did you realize you were queer for serve Queen Fyora or Taelia in Neopets? Either way, Nasstoys’ My Secret Butterfly…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 28, 2023 · Last modified May 6, 2025
This cunt consumes colossal can-sized cocks and cracks fingers. The latter ability is a hazard at times — my walls crush thrusting toys like a vise, overpower their functionality, and occasionally eject erections. I would say to play the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 17, 2023 · Last modified December 2, 2025
Today’s silly sex toy shape themes are detritus and decomposition, featuring: That last bit is vital — vibrations-wise, the motors are acceptable, as with many “bespoke” sex toys that rely on compact cuteness. And that’s fine for the price,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 5, 2023 · Last modified May 22, 2025
The Magic Wand has a long-standing legacy of power through its full-sized and iconic iterations. Does the itty-bitty cutie patootie Magic Wand Micro live up to that? This pocket-sized specimen has its siblings' iconic colors and contours, but it's a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 24, 2023 · Last modified November 11, 2024
This super soft silicone dildo has one of the most fondle-worthy, realistic-feeling skin layers I have ever tried — and it's super pretty with its curved, juicy watermelon-pink gradient tip, too! Yo?????? Observe me squishing this dildo in the video…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 17, 2023 · Last modified May 28, 2024
The Fun Factory Laya(spot) aged like fine wine — its third generation, now called Laya III, rocks rumblier vibrations in an iconically body-hugging silhouette. Legendary. Venerated. Genius. These are words that I don’t throw around lightly for a vibrator.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 11, 2023 · Last modified April 20, 2025
Remote control wearable vibrators uniquely play with thrill, anticipation, and surprise — at least, on paper. In practice, only a few are small but actually mighty. Which Bluetooth panty vibrators are powerful enough for me personally to enjoy using?…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 3, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
I’m not sure if this dildo would make more sense or less sense with eyes all over it and a booming voice declaring, “FEAR NOT.” Naming it Angel seems like a missed opportunity — when it could have been…