by Super Smash Cache · Published February 6, 2024 · Last modified December 23, 2024
Pairing potions and lotions with your gadgets and gizmos galore Whether you're drizzling on dildos or lapping lube off a partner, you deserve to know the sexual wellness and body care products I've: This mega-guide includes lubes, lotions, arousal…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 30, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Feel this Unihorn’s cutie patootie snoot booping at 4 pulses per second — and its boot(y)’s buzzing. The face end pulses back and forth, like light percussion, while the round rump delivers vibration. Fittingly, my favorite one’s trading card…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 18, 2024 · Last modified November 28, 2024
Upgrade your blowjobs with vivacious vibration, via Vim, Manta, and Bond! Of course, the options go beyond this post, since you can: However, vibrating massagers for penises are an incredibly underrated frontier of pleasure! Since the penis is more or less…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 9, 2024 · Last modified December 13, 2024
This snowman dildo loves warm (and snug) hugs and won't melt away inside. Its misplaced “carrot” boner and buxom booty make it a functional and fun display piece — why not both?! The Happy Snowman’s penchant is penetration, with just…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 5, 2024 · Last modified February 29, 2024
Fiona is for fans of fluttery florals and light lapping. This double-ended, rose-shaped licking vibrator features a slender “blade” of a tongue that flits back and forth for a pinpoint sensation. That’s the main draw. On the flip side…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 3, 2024 · Last modified July 17, 2024
My pussy throbbed at first sight of the Pris Toys Syren. Its big, beefy build and paisley liquid-like drips grip and push and pull at my walls. Every inch of the Syren gives me something to scream about, mesmerizing…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 9, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Rock Candy’s Sweetensity isn’t for the faint of clitoris. It’s for those who want to gasp, “Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh,” cumming over and over again — perhaps with a partner telling them, “You don’t get to stop…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 2, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
To my millennial gal pals: was your 2000s-era MySpace mostly pastel butterflies, or was it more black and teal? Did you realize you were queer for serve Queen Fyora or Taelia in Neopets? Either way, Nasstoys’ My Secret Butterfly…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 28, 2023 · Last modified January 24, 2025
This cunt consumes colossal can-sized cocks and cracks fingers. The latter ability is a hazard at times — my walls crush thrusting toys like a vise, overpower their functionality, and occasionally eject erections. I would say to play the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 17, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Today’s silly sex toy shape themes are detritus and decomposition, featuring: That last bit is vital — vibrations-wise, the motors are acceptable, as with many “bespoke” sex toys that rely on compact cuteness. And that’s fine for the price,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 5, 2023 · Last modified November 6, 2023
The Magic Wand has a long-standing legacy of power through its full-sized and iconic iterations. Does the itty-bitty cutie patootie Magic Wand Micro live up to that? This pocket-sized specimen has its siblings' iconic colors and contours, but it's a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 24, 2023 · Last modified November 11, 2024
This super soft silicone dildo has one of the most fondle-worthy, realistic-feeling skin layers I have ever tried — and it's super pretty with its curved, juicy watermelon-pink gradient tip, too! Yo?????? Observe me squishing this dildo in the video…