Category: Reviews

Best Thrusting Toys vs. Gorilla Grip Coochie: Comparison of Contraptions 1

Best Thrusting Toys vs. Gorilla Grip Coochie: Comparison of Contraptions

This cunt con­sumes colos­sal can-​​sized cocks and cracks fin­gers. The lat­ter abil­i­ty is a haz­ard at times — my walls crush thrust­ing toys like a vise, over­pow­er their func­tion­al­i­ty, and occa­sion­al­ly eject erec­tions. I would say to play the…

Mini-Reviews: Maia Shroomie & Naughty Bits Bone Head Skull Vibrator 2

Mini-Reviews: Maia Shroomie & Naughty Bits Bone Head Skull Vibrator

Today’s sil­ly sex toy shape themes are detri­tus and decom­po­si­tion, fea­tur­ing: That last bit is vital — vibrations-​​wise, the motors are accept­able, as with many “bespoke” sex toys that rely on com­pact cute­ness. And that’s fine for the price,…

Magic Wand Micro size comparison to keys and hand

Magic Wand Micro Review: Pocket-Sized Power or Hype?

The Magic Wand has a long-​​standing lega­cy of pow­er through its full-​​sized and icon­ic iter­a­tions. Does the itty-​​bitty cutie patootie Magic Wand Micro live up to that? This pocket-​​sized spec­i­men has its sib­lings' icon­ic col­ors and con­tours, but it's a…

This sliding skin dildo is shockingly lifelike AND cheap! 3

This sliding skin dildo is shockingly lifelike AND cheap!

This super soft sil­i­cone dil­do has one of the most fondle-​​worthy, realistic-​​feeling skin lay­ers I have ever tried — and it's super pret­ty with its curved, juicy watermelon-​​pink gra­di­ent tip, too! Yo?????? Observe me squish­ing this dil­do in the video…

Fun Factory Laya III Review: Rumbly & Versatile AF! 4

Fun Factory Laya III Review: Rumbly & Versatile AF!

The Fun Factory Laya(spot) aged like fine wine — its third gen­er­a­tion, now called Laya III, rocks rum­bli­er vibra­tions in an icon­i­cal­ly body-​​hugging sil­hou­ette. Legendary. Venerated. Genius. These are words that I don’t throw around light­ly for a vibrator.…

A collection of remote control panty vibrators arranged on holographic background

17 Remote Control Panty Vibrators, Compared & Ranked!

Remote con­trol wear­able vibra­tors unique­ly play with thrill, antic­i­pa­tion, and sur­prise — at least, on paper. In prac­tice, only a few are small but actu­al­ly mighty. Which Bluetooth panty vibra­tors are pow­er­ful enough for me per­son­al­ly to enjoy using?…

BestVibe Angel Pegasus fantasy dildo

Bestvibe Angel Review: Winged Pegasus Dildo

I’m not sure if this dil­do would make more sense or less sense with eyes all over it and a boom­ing voice declar­ing, “FEAR NOT.” Naming it Angel seems like a missed oppor­tu­ni­ty — when it could have been…

Honey Play Box Oly Review: Bluetooth Remote Vibrator 5

Honey Play Box Oly Review: Bluetooth Remote Vibrator

What’s hot­ter than remote-​​controlling a partner’s panty vibe? Imagine the siz­zling sub­tleties that could lay­er into it, even when you're not around oth­er peo­ple. Never under­es­ti­mate the pow­er of grind­ing against each oth­er while wear­ing a cli­toral panty vibe…

BestVibe Phoenix self-thrusting monster cock in hand

BestVibe Phoenix Self-Thrusting Monster Dildo Review

Wobble baby, wob­ble baby, wob­ble baby, wob­ble. Get in there! (Yeah, yeah!) I was not expect­ing the BestVibe Phoenix to move the way it did. Self-​​thrusting? Yes. A big, beau­ti­ful, shim­mer­ing fan­ta­sy dil­do with gyra­tion, though? Imagine my shock…

Rumbly bullet vibrators from We-Vibe, Je Joue, BMS, and Blush, ranked and compared!

Best Bullet Vibrators: Tango X vs. Swan Maximum, Je Joue, and More!

Browse the bold bul­lets that shake up my plea­sure path­ways. “Does it get me off?” isn’t the met­ric here — instead, we’re gaug­ing, “Can the orgasms knock me out from exter­nal stim­u­la­tion alone? Will this plea­sure princess need a…

Je Joue Vita, Amour, and Duet bullet vibrators

Review: Je Joue Amour, Duet, and Vita rumbly bullet vibrators

Deliciously basslike vibra­tions in 3 petite pack­ages! What do the fol­low­ing have in com­mon? They’re all whim­si­cal but func­tion­al shapes among Je Joue’s new bul­lets! Not only are they cute, but they pack a punch — some recur­ring features…