Solina Mega Dildos Review: Dual-Density HYPER-REALISM!
I've been dreaming of the Solina Mega cock line: hyper-realistic dual-density dildos with delicious squish, gradient-painted tips, and verdant veins...
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Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE Uberrime's Maxime dickmatizes me into an alternate state, Googling “visions during intimacy” shortly after...
Cute Cruelty Indigo Deep A-Spot Dildo Review
This deliciously deep-dicking sweet treat won’t dent your wallet. I thank it for its service for my cervix. Cute Cruelty’s...
The Orb Vibrator Review: PLASMA RAYS & Dual Motors?!
I'm bringing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR's energy — because if this...
Corn Dildo Comparison: SquarePegToys vs. SelfDelve
Get ready to be husked and thrust into ecstasy. This corn will butter you up and make you cream faster...
Pepper Paramour Review: Deep A-Spot & Cervix Massager
I shuddered, “Oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck” in one breath upon inserting the...
Funnze Clit Torture & Bondage Kit Review
What did I get myself into this time? My nipples are super receptive to pleasure and pain — bite or twist...
Womanizer Next Review: 3D Air Pulse Oral Sex Simulator
Womanizer’s Premium 2 is for orgasm torture; [the Womanizer] Next is for the soft and sensual … caresses and kisses...
Evolved Gyro Vibe Review: WHAM-BAM Thumping Gyrations!
For when you and your partner both feel like bottoming. When I hold the Our Gyro Vibe, its motor jostles...