by Super Smash Cache · Published October 3, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
I’m not sure if this dildo would make more sense or less sense with eyes all over it and a booming voice declaring, “FEAR NOT.” Naming it Angel seems like a missed opportunity — when it could have been…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 26, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
What’s hotter than remote-controlling a partner’s panty vibe? Imagine the sizzling subtleties that could layer into it, even when you're not around other people. Never underestimate the power of grinding against each other while wearing a clitoral panty vibe…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 20, 2023 · Last modified April 16, 2024
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble. Get in there! (Yeah, yeah!) I was not expecting the BestVibe Phoenix to move the way it did. Self-thrusting? Yes. A big, beautiful, shimmering fantasy dildo with gyration, though? Imagine my shock…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 15, 2023 · Last modified October 11, 2023
Browse the bold bullets that shake up my pleasure pathways. “Does it get me off?” isn’t the metric here — instead, we’re gauging, “Can the orgasms knock me out from external stimulation alone? Will this pleasure princess need a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 8, 2023 · Last modified September 14, 2023
Deliciously basslike vibrations in 3 petite packages! What do the following have in common? They’re all whimsical but functional shapes among Je Joue’s new bullets! Not only are they cute, but they pack a punch — some recurring features…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 1, 2023
Orgasms with the VixSkin Cash meld and flow into each other, like a slow merging where you can hardly tell where you end and the other entity begins. In this case, it’s silicone against skin. And I wouldn’t blame…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 29, 2023 · Last modified February 6, 2024
Foria is known for cannabis-infused sensual care products — weed lube and cramp-combatting CBD, anyone? And they've added Booty Melts, specifically for butt stuff, to their lineup! These suppositories enhance relaxation with 15mg of cannabidiol (CBD) and 35mg of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 28, 2023
I did say that the Kraken's Revenge tentacle dildo was the most extra Uberrime design I had ever seen, but then again, that entire studio is known for extra cartoony flashiness. Imagine the splendor of: Uberrime Dildos often look like…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 23, 2023 · Last modified January 6, 2024
Calling clitoral texture fiends! The Mystique Venus Vibe’s flowering bud and branching “stem” are juuust the right softness to press up on my clitoris with every thrust — deliciously delicate texture but plenty of pressure. Push its petals on…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 21, 2023 · Last modified May 2, 2024
This gleaming glass dildo turned my friend on to harder massagers for years to come. And equally aesthetically alluring is this dildo with a striated, rainbow-sunset pastel palette. What’s a girl to do with such a beautiful prostate massager when…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 16, 2023 · Last modified February 29, 2024
I’m shocked at how quickly this little oral sex simulator made me cum. Even with the buzzy tongue vibrations, the lips’ kissing movement and placement incorporated some of what I had become accustomed to with oral sex. Here’s a less-known fact…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 13, 2023 · Last modified March 29, 2024
The elegantly discreet Rose sex toy is here to stay. “Roses are a pervasive symbol of love. That makes it a candidate for gifts on Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, etc.,” I told the writers at Sexual Health magazine. Sex toy…