Category: Reviews

LELO Elise 2 review

Review: LELO Elise 2 dual motor luxury vibrator

The LELO Elise 2 vibra­tor reminds me of a more idyl­lic time for LELO ⁠— before the likes of the dick tux. In the ear­ly 2010s, their focus was revamp­ing vibes for female plea­sure. The Elise 2 roared with 200%…

Review: L'Acier Capo and Slide stainless steel vibrators 1

Review: L’Acier Capo and Slide stainless steel vibrators

I ordered under­wear that reads, “This machine does not know the dif­fer­ence between met­al and flesh, nor does it care.” That’s how much I love stain­less steel sex toys. “L’acier” means “the steel” in French, in case you were wondering.…

Snail Vibe powerful rabbit vibrator review 3

Snail Vibe powerful rabbit vibrator review

Disappointment set at the moment I insert­ed the Snail Vibe. It’s like get­ting a hotel room for a hookup and quick­ly real­iz­ing that your part­ner will prob­a­bly not get you off. At the Snail Vibe’s price of $150, I might…

Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators 4

Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators

I got excit­ed when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibra­tor. “Is it named after the silk­moth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affil­i­ate rep­re­sen­ta­tive didn’t com­ment on that part of my cor­re­spon­dence, but my biol­o­gy degree was excit­ed to be…

Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos 5

Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos

Two allit­er­a­tive words sum up these three dil­dos: Midwest ‘mur­rikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moon­shine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dil­dos shaped like guns and nuns in the same shop? You’d be forgiven…

The Realm Silver Bullet review + comparison to Blush Exposed Nocturnal 7

The Realm Silver Bullet review + comparison to Blush Exposed Nocturnal

Hoooh, anoth­er afford­able bul­let that’s more pow­er­ful than the We-Vibe Tango? It’s strong, but how does this Silver Bullet com­pare to the gold stan­dard of rumbly vibra­tors? If you’re get­ting déjà vu flash­backs to a review I wrote in 2018,…

Review: Nomi Tang Pocket Wand mini-vibe with attachments 8

Review: Nomi Tang Pocket Wand mini-vibe with attachments

Why do peo­ple reel upon hear­ing, “hot dog wrapped in a cin­na­mon bun” but drool at “cin­na­mon sug­ar corn dog”? Words mat­ter; I appre­ci­ate a round of sil­ly (but not pedan­tic) seman­tics. That brings me to why I hes­i­tate to…

6 Chrystalino Glass Dildos: Champ, Superior, Doubler, Stretch, Gallant, Seed 9

6 Chrystalino Glass Dildos: Champ, Superior, Doubler, Stretch, Gallant, Seed

Glass dil­dos look stun­ning and deliv­er some of the most intense stim­u­la­tion — often with a fan­tas­tic orgasm-to-price ratio. The key is to find one that’s the right shape for you and your hot spots. Shots’ Chrystalino glass dildo…

FemmeFunn Dioni Vibrating Finger Extender Review 10

FemmeFunn Dioni Vibrating Finger Extender Review

The FemmeFunn Dioni is a rumbly vibra­tor that entire­ly envelops your fin­ger — a hybrid between a fin­ger bul­let, dil­do, and exten­sion sleeve. This fin­ger vibra­tor blends seam­less­ly into part­ner play, incor­po­rat­ing the pow­er­ful, zingy vibra­tions that FemmeFunn is known…

Flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs FOR PARTNER PLAY! 11

Flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs FOR PARTNER PLAY!

Among the perks of the sex blog­ger life: gift box­es from busi­ness part­ners! <3 This hol­i­day sea­son, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a pack­age full of sexy stock­ing stuffers — the lit­tle things that add a dash of spice to play­time. The…