by Super Smash Cache · Published March 13, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
Ever wanted to cry immediately after a cathartic orgasm? Because that's how the Uberrime Aqua-King makes me feel. And not necessarily crying during an intense orgasm, or feeling depressed afterward.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 11, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Everything about Zalo's vibrators and their Versailles-inspired presentation embodies "extra." Not least, the Zalo Marie's ornate box almost looks like there should be paintings of happy cherubs all over it. Inside…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 1, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider's Tentacle. Their commonalities include a steep C‑curve, suckers arranged at a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 23, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
The Magic Wand Plus is the first external wand-style vibrator that I love. I could tell from the moment I turned it on and heard the motor's gloriously low purr…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I've heard of isolated incidents of clitoral suction toys causing users bruising. The rumors sounded distant, like urban legends or stats that I'd never personally encounter. It wasn't until I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 12, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
ANY SEX TOY CAN BE A COUPLE'S TOY IF YOU USE IT WITH A PARTNER. Some toys, though, are more convenient to combine with particular partnered activities than others. These…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 7, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator's safety warnings list," I messaged a friend. "I don't know where this is going, but it's already my favorite part of the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 23, 2019 · Last modified March 12, 2024
New Year's resolutions should be fun! The more high-spirited you are about them, the more likely you are to keep them. Fortunately, modifying one's appearance can be just as fun…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 16, 2019 · Last modified October 17, 2023
The Dame Pom comes in jade green and looks like a flattened marshmallow Peep. How could I say no? Though it doesn't feel quite marshmallow-soft, it's bendy to nestle effortlessly atop the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 11, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
Centuries from now, archaeologists will excavate my tomb and find sex toys. Thousands of sex toys— some entirely intact. My Blush Gaia Eco biodegradable vibrator might break down, but my…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 3, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
I've compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is "only" comparable to a soda can's top. The Gambler takes it a step…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 26, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"Best orgasm I've had in a while just now using the stroker," my boyfriend texted me on Christmas morning. "It lasted a while and was intense. Maybe partly because I'm…
