It’s a travesty that I haven’t reviewed anything from Fun Factory in over a year. Their motors are bomb, their designers know what they’re doing, and their color palettes are vibrant. Everything about Fun Factory is fun. They’re a luxury sex...
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Zumio has somehow topped their original creation. You know, the one I described as “the absolute closest a clitoral toy has ever come to being an ‘instant orgasm’ button for me.” Every positive thing I had to say about the...
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I love everything I have ever tried by njoy. I’d be content if the njoy Eleven were the only sex toy I ever used for the rest of my life. The njoy Pure Wand remains an undefeated marvel of a...
Butt stuff is one of the great equalizers— everyone has a butt. So why haven’t I written a guide about it yet? The truth is that the folx at b-Vibe can (and do) present anal play far more cohesively and...
“The eggplant agrees: it’s REALLY starting to feel like summer,” I wrote in an Instagram caption. After all, the only thing more delightful than an eggplant-shaped dildo is one that changes colors in heat. The Self Delve Eggplant‘s girth and...
Sex blogging is a journey that’s led to oddly specific and funny stories, fantastic business trips, eye-catching photos, and of course, the ability to pay for rent and utilities without being bound to any one location. But while I’ve reviewed...
“Well, some vibration is better than no vibration, right?” a dude friend asked me. I side-eyed him and fired back, “For the [Lovely 2.0’s] price, I’d want vibrations that get me off.” The standard orgasm ratio between a partner and...
If you’ve been reading Super Smash Cache for a while, you know that I’m no stranger to big giveaways. But this year, I didn’t want merely to host a big giveaway with many prizes. I wanted one with some of the...
The second time I ever got stoned, I had orgasms for 20 minutes straight. It happened about five years ago— at the time, I thought it was an unusual occurrence for my body. However, I’ve since cultivated my orgasms to...
The rumble of BMS Factory’s Pillow Talk Sassy ruined practically all other G-spot vibrators for me— even outperforming the renowned LELO Mona 2. It’s perhaps the most underrated vibrator in existence, and a steal for only $43. I didn’t do...
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The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual power tool’s self-thrusting mechanism boasts up to 140 thrusts per minute and a robust 3-inch range of motion. It’s worthy...
I both am AND am not proud of how often people find my blog by Googling something like “huge butt plug used in pussy” and landing on my Tantus Ringo review. It’s easily one of my most popular posts. And...
