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Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b-Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs 1

Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b‑Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs

“it’s only sodomy if it’s from the sodom and gomor­rah region of mesopotamia, oth­er­wise it’s just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talk­ing about sparkling, shim­mer­ing butt plugs galore. Some are…

Honey Play Box Pomi powerful mini wand massager review 2

Honey Play Box Pomi powerful mini wand massager review

Small. Mighty. The Honey Play Box Pomi mini wand mas­sager packs a punch, imping­ing on the icon­ic Magic Wand Mini’s ter­ri­to­ry. While Pomi hasn’t entire­ly usurped the throne, there are at…

Je Joue G-Kii ULTIMATE G-SPOT VIBRATOR REVIEW 3

Je Joue G‑Kii ULTIMATE G‑SPOT VIBRATOR REVIEW

“You sound like you’re get­ting stabbed,” a friend replied when I sent him a voice record­ing of me using the Je Joue G‑Kii. Another said, “If I didn’t already know…

Je Joue Hera vs. Hera Flex G-spot rabbit vibrator review 4

Je Joue Hera vs. Hera Flex G‑spot rabbit vibrator review

Rabbit vibra­tors are a blursed sex toy cat­e­go­ry — a simul­ta­ne­ous bless­ing and curse. Their empha­sis on cli­toral stim­u­la­tion, on paper, sym­bol­ized the ulti­mate blend­ed orgasm. In prac­tice, they’re often akin…

LELO Smart Wand 2 Large wand vibrator review 6

LELO Smart Wand 2 Large wand vibrator review

The LELO Smart Wand Large 2 is one of the rum­bli­est recharge­able wands I’ve ever tried. Purely vibra­tion quality-wise, it’s eas­i­ly in the top 5 best “back mas­sagers.” It thrums…

13 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (...and 5 I dislike!) 7

13 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (…and 5 I dislike!)

Fun Factory makes stel­lar vibra­tors and pul­sators, but I’ve cum more on some than oth­ers.  To cel­e­brate their 26th birth­day, let’s take a walk down mem­o­ry lane. Here are the best…

Uberrime Divo Amante Squarepegtoys Nathan Dildo realistic heads

Review: Uberrime Amante and Divo + Squarepegtoys Nathan

Is it a drool-inducing, ecsta­t­ic expe­ri­ence, or is it mere­ly pass­able as meat? The art of sil­i­cone dil­do firm­ness is like cook­ing a steak — ten­der­ness can make or break…

LELO Elise 2 review

Review: LELO Elise 2 dual motor luxury vibrator

The LELO Elise 2 vibra­tor reminds me of a more idyl­lic time for LELO ⁠— before the likes of the dick tux. In the ear­ly 2010s, their focus was revamp­ing vibes…

Review: L'Acier Capo and Slide stainless steel vibrators 8

Review: L’Acier Capo and Slide stainless steel vibrators

I ordered under­wear that reads, “This machine does not know the dif­fer­ence between met­al and flesh, nor does it care.” That’s how much I love stain­less steel sex toys. “L’acier” means…

All-Around Horny, External Safety, and Internal Stories 9

All-Around Horny, External Safety, and Internal Stories

Am I con­sti­tu­tion­al­ly wired to be hornier than the aver­age woman, or is there a “nur­ture” com­po­nent at play? Today, we exam­ine some of the exter­nal fac­tors influ­enc­ing a wom­an’s…