Would you rather fuck a dildo-sized nun or a nun-sized dildo? Hell had never felt so heavenly until the Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior. If you’re looking to get fucked hard in the land of gods and monsters, this...
I was truly a sex toy scavenger when I first started collecting them. Any way to get sex toys for cheap or free, I did: buying used (and disinfected) toys from fellow reviewers, pro-domming, stacking coupons and deals— you...
Dildos have been around for practically forever — at least 28,000 years. Early vibrators originated as medical devices in the 1700s. Since then, new sex toys have come a long way in material safety, technology, and creativity. For those...
It’s the “I can’t stop coming” kind of dildo that I’d set aside time to use all night. I’ve reviewed many self-thrusting dildos, but until now, none were especially squishy or realistic. That’s where BMS Factory’s Naked Addiction 9″...
If you’re looking for affordable and body-safe sex toys, you can’t ignore Satisfyer vibes! They’re cheap, they’re cute, and they come in a range of colors, from pale lilac to a buttercream yellow (fittingly named Yummy Sunshine). The latest...
Shit happens. We all know that the anus’s primary purpose is that of an exit. Understandably, cleanliness is among the biggest concerns about anal sex. It’s only second to perhaps picking the best beginner butt toys for comfort. When...
It’s not easy to share your darkest thoughts with someone and trust that they’ll understand — let alone advise with a harmonious balance between acceptance and growth. And when a therapist doesn’t hear you out, it takes only a...
“I am struggling to get them in, and it will probably take a while,” I emailed to the CEO of Spectrum Boutique. “Looks like I’ve met my limit.” “How exciting!!! Love it,” she replied. About the Tantus XL Super...
After British Vogue interviewed Emma Watson, the media fixated on the 20 seconds where she talked about being single and “self-partnered.” It was a conversation where she spoke about mental health, her place in the world as an activist,...
I wouldn’t swim the ocean for Kelsey, but I would do so to tell you how much I love the Fun Factory Stronic Surf. It’s the newest of the self-thrusting Stronic pulsators and the best, by my vagina’s standards. That’s...
When I reveal that I’m a sex toy reviewer, I sometimes hear variations of “Really?! But you’re so quiet/wholesome/[insert another synonym for demure]!” On a bad day, I might clap back, “I’m sorry— I didn’t realize that introversion meant...
You’d be forgiven for expecting another glowing Fun Factory toy review, but their Be One finger vibrator is the combo-breaker. My vagina kept ejecting their self-thrusting Stronic Real because it made me come so ridiculously quickly and often —...
