Clandestine Mimic+ Plus Review: A Versatile AF Vibrator!
How this Clandestine Devices redeemed itself in the eyes of independent sex toy reviewers The Mimic+ Plus cups my clit and its crura, contours on my cunt, its sharp edges…
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Review: Double-Stuffing My Pussy With Fun Factory Ryde
Even more adventures of a compact, high-capacity human. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE GETTING DOUBLE-STUFFED? Every time I get convenience store hot dogs, I put two in one bun, take…
7 Ways Animal Mating Is Like Human Dating
…and 1 way it (hopefully) isn't! When you think of human mating rituals, what comes to mind? Is it the pre-date primping? Verbal sparring? Fooling around in a movie theater…
Wicked Bunny Collection Review: Air Pulse & Toy Care Kit
Can you believe it’s been ten years since Womanizer launched its Pleasure Air™ Technology? Air pulse massagers have become their own category since then, with more compact, aesthetic (read: less…
Why Is This INTENSE Compact Wand So Familiar?
Yes, the EdenFantasys Sleek Power Wand lives up to the "Power" in its name. And yes, you might have seen this wand before. I called its twin “the optimizer of…
BMS PalmPower vs. Cal Ex Couture POWERFUL Mini-Wands!
PETITE. POWERFUL. INSERTABLE PERVERTABLE? I see you, California Exotics; you're keeping tabs on the competition and releasing your renditions of popular products years later. You can be hit-or-miss sometimes, but…
Dee's Big Daddy Dallas Review: Dildo Bigger Than Soda Can
I slide my thumbs over the swollen corona, its “meat” yielding just a little under pressure. Even just cleaning Dee's Big Daddy Dallas — an act of devotion, worshipping the…
Lovense Gemini vs. OhMiBod Sphinx Bluetooth Nipple Clamps
Is this the future our Y2K selves imagined? You can control these nipple clamps’ vibrations from around the world via Bluetooth! There’s something nostalgic about both the OhMiBod Sphinx and…
Uberrime Uberron & Uberous Review: Huge Silicone Dildos!
When I recommended these big baddies in my mega-guide to fisting & huge dildos, readers wanted to know more about Uberrime's Uberron and Uberous. Both profuse phalluses: Since these voluptuous…
Uberrime Reservo Review: Love for Intact Foreskin Dildos!
Did you know that most penises around the world are not circumcised? (My UK readers are probably chuckling at the lack of American sex education on the topic.) But seriously,…
11 Ways Glass Dildos Changed My Sex Life
Potentially unpopular opinion: glass dildos make great first sex toys. At the least, they did for me. Here are 11 reasons why glass dildos were nothing short of revolutionary for me, summed…
YoYoLemon Licking Pussy Pump vs. Her Ultimate Pleasure vs. Cal Ex
It's been half a decade since Pipedream's Her Ultimate Pleasure went viral — and for good reason. The sucking, licking, and vibrating massager seemed to do it all. Then came Cal…
