“Health care gadgets,” read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid with a Visa gift card I loaded up because I was too young to have a credit card. Imagine the...
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heaven. I’d clutch it hissing, “PRECIOUS” if anyone tried to take it. Because, if you love...
When it comes to sex toys, I’m always starry-eyed and swayed easily by the new and novel. Maybe to a fault. My curiosity got the best of me when I saw the Pretty Love Dylan— a $60 G-spot vibrator that...
The njoy Pure Plug Large’s perfection is the reason I seldom do butt plug reviews. Until I try another plug that’s genuinely and amazingly unique, the Pure Plug is on its own tier. Worthy of being buried with me when...
The Temptasia Elvira is one of the best body-safe dildos under $25. Its silicone is buttery-smooth with very little drag, it’s girthy, and the coronal ridge is well-defined. The design is in many ways minimal, but enough to stimulate my...
There are few vibrators as cheeky in design as the Darling Devil. Fun Factory’s past muses have included ocean waves, flowers, and vulvas, but this one best epitomizes Fun Factory’s playful experimentation with shape and color. This Fun Factory Darling Devil...
Reviewing this vibrator brings me all the remorse of hooking up with an ex, and more. In 2016, I fell for all the MysteryVibe Crescendo‘s dreamy promises. Bending into any shape I wanted it to. 6 totally customizable motors to...
“No other vibrator of this size compares to the orgasm-inducing vibrations of [the Exposed Nocturnal] bullet,” says Blush Novelties’ website. The claim is so brazen that it would be meaningless if any other company had stated it. As a fangirl...
Some sex toys are so good that I struggle to write more than, “This toy is amazing. Buy it. You don’t need to read beyond this point, but I need to add more words. Words words words words words.” And...
American cock vs. European cock: have you ever wondered the difference? Or had aspirations to travel the world and, maybe in the process, hook up with lovers of different cultural backgrounds? If you’re an in the U.S., you might (depending on the...
I’ve lately been spoiled with one fantastic sex toy after another. It’s not fun to write about toys I mildly dislike or am lukewarm about, but the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I’m in love. After a rocky (but...
Free sex toys and giveaway prizes made it possible for me to start reviewing! It’s been years since I posted my first review, but 2018 was when I really started turning my blogging into a business. In the past six...
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