Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dildos shaped like guns and nuns in the same shop? You’d be...
Is there any sex toy more iconic than the Magic Wand? Hitachi called it a back massager back in 1968. Nowadays, we know it as the Magic Wand Original by Vibratex. It’s like the “cool grandma” figure for all...
On today’s episode of passionate (but playful, shitposting) semantics: are creampies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but wonder…” Some of my readers have said, “If you call them...
My life isn’t all orgasms and rainbows; there’s much unglamorous admin work behind the scenes. If you want to kill a boner, just mention paying taxes. Unfortunately, tax returns are part of the business of sex blogging in the...
I want to find a sanctuary in my long-term partner. That applies doubly when you’re in a polarizing career field. Sometimes, being a sex educator can put me in uncomfortable situations in the dating world, but I have to...
Hoooh, another affordable bullet that’s more powerful than the We-Vibe Tango? It’s strong, but how does this Silver Bullet compare to the gold standard of rumbly vibrators? If you’re getting déjà vu flashbacks to a review I wrote in...
Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fabricated sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actually fucked the toy. My sex toy reviews are written for humans looking for...
❝My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’s purse.❞ My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’s purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet, a recent partner had a mere single finger inside...
Why do people reel upon hearing, “hot dog wrapped in a cinnamon bun” but drool at “cinnamon sugar corn dog”? Words matter; I appreciate a round of silly (but not pedantic) semantics. That brings me to why I hesitate...
Do you ever jack off to something unorthodox and then, in the post-nut clarity, think, “Oh gosh, what have I done?” Sometimes, a kink catches you off guard. And sometimes, you own it. The human brain is a funny...
What could be more romantic than roses on Valentine’s Day? Perhaps a certain rose-shaped, soul-snatching sex toy that broke the internet and more? Valentine’s Day comes once a year. These spicy self-care packs might make you come again and...
Sex toys can be so much more than phallic dildos inside and mini-vibes outside! Here are 16 tips for converting or improving your toy box favorites. Mix it up and try something new today! Dual Stimulation Sex Toy Tips...
