My vagina is size royalty, but my butt is a plug plebeian. Even if I hadn’t mentioned that before in a review, you might have noticed my relative lack of posts about anal play. It’s not because I haven’t...
Update: Black Friday 2019 is over. Find pre-Christmas/winter solstice holiday sales on sex toys here instead! It’s the most wonderful time of the year! If there’s a sex toy you’ve been thinking of buying but have never gotten around...
“What a fucking abomination!” I scrunched my nose the first time I saw a clit-sucking rabbit vibrator. First came the Womanizer Inside Out, then the Satisfyer Pro G Rabbit, then the rumblier Womanizer Duo. I declined to review all...
Sex blogging comes with perks like jacking off for work, but downsides like travel limitations. The right to buy sex toys is one that I admittedly take for granted. It’s not a minor privilege. Without dildos, I couldn’t effectively...
[This article is a repost with some edits. I originally wrote it for Spectrum Journal.] There’s no shortage of phallic fruits and vegetables. Perhaps the most obvious example is Millennials’ ubiquitous recognition of the euphemistic eggplant emoji. Unfortunately, the...
No other sex toy has sent me on as much of an emotional roller-coaster as the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure. I have gone through every stage of Kombucha Girl. My initial thought was, “Ew, a product by Pipedream.”...
Sometimes love is blind, as the homely Zumio, Eroscillator, and Magic Wand Plus have demonstrated. The NU Sensuelle Trinitii is another such example: a clit-licking vibrator with the aesthetic of a pore cleaner or ear thermometer. It doesn’t look...
The first five lines in my notes about the Fun Factory Volta read: I HAVE DIED Looks like it belongs in the Little Mermaid’s “Les Poissons” chef scene I don’t get it External-only rechargeable toy that makes me squirt...
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornixes [This article is a repost with some edits. I originally wrote it for Spectrum Journal.] Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep penetration feel...
The first time I used the Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold internally, I laughed at how quickly I came. I was not expecting that! And against my clitoris? Testing toys like this one makes my endless hours of writing...
The SquarePegToys Blunt Plug is the ideal silicone plug for warming up to anal sex. Some plugs taper and slowly ramp up for opening from a cold start. Others have a big bulb and barely-there neck for a feeling...
About a year and a half ago, I learned the hard way what I didn’t want in a vaginal plug. I just wanted to be stuffed all day, not understanding the pitfalls of using the fat AF Tantus Ringo...
