Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo

The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heaven. I’d clutch it hissing, “PRECIOUS” if anyone tried to take it. Because, if you love...

njoy Pure Plug Large stainless steel plug review

The njoy Pure Plug Large’s perfection is the reason I seldom do butt plug reviews. Until I try another plug that’s genuinely and amazingly unique, the Pure Plug is on its own tier. Worthy of being buried with me when...

Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira / Luxe Mio review

The Temptasia Elvira is one of the best body-safe dildos under $25. Its silicone is buttery-smooth with very little drag, it’s girthy, and the coronal ridge is well-defined.  The design is in many ways minimal, but enough to stimulate my...

Quick tips and techniques for stimulating an uncut cock. Plus .gifs!

Fun with foreskin: tips, techniques, and .GIFs!

American cock vs. European cock: have you ever wondered the difference? Or had aspirations to travel the world and, maybe in the process, hook up with lovers of different cultural backgrounds? If you’re an in the U.S., you might (depending on the...

The Tantus Tsunami is a dildo with a curved tip and 3 ridges down the shaft.

Tantus Tsunami review: ridged dildo with bullet cavity

I’ve lately been spoiled with one fantastic sex toy after another. It’s not fun to write about toys I mildly dislike or am lukewarm about, but the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I’m in love. After a rocky (but...