I had a revelation when looking at my affiliate dashboards this month: for the first time, I’ve made enough money in a month from my blog alone to cover a future month’s worth of rent, utilities, and food. That’s the...
My first dildo from Uberrime wasn’t the Helios, but the story begins the same way: it almost too pretty to use. Almost. I oohed and aahed the delectably tight marbling of the colors. I commanded my boyfriend to hold a lamp...
You probably don’t need an introduction to LELO. They once revered as the luxury “it” brand, and I understand why. LELO offered sleek, body-safe, and woman-oriented Pleasure Objects that were ahead of their time. Despite the price hikes, the gimmicks, and the...
As much as I love my gigantic dildos, they’re not the most practical toys to take with me when I’m on-the-go or visiting family. Sometimes, I have only a backpack to fit my belongings in for the week. And a...
Back when I was popular on FetLife and internet cucks showered me with gifts and worship, I probably could have requested any sex toy I wanted. But I understood so little about the sex toy industry that I hardly knew...
Bullet vibrators are classics in many sex toy connoisseurs’ collections. There are so many to choose from that it can be overwhelming, especially for beginners, so I’m grouping these three affordable bullets into one review. Maia Toys Jessi The most...
Vibrators have come a long way since Sex and the City, but the people who innovated sex toys with rotating beads were on to something. B-Vibe uses the once-trendy spinning bead motor in a novel way: not in a rabbit,...
Welcome to November 2018! This past month, I’ve officially settled into my new apartment, been decorating sex toy cookies with my partner, and my toys are feeling at home on their designated closet shelves. Surprisingly (to some people), my collection...
“Green” beauty and personal care products are in vogue now, but Hathor, the company behind SUTIL lube, has had green in its blood since its genesis. Its plant-based ingredients are thoughtfully chosen and sourced, and the tube is biodegradable. I’ve...
The sooner I review the Hot Octopuss Atom cock ring, the sooner I am free from the misery of testing it. My boyfriend’s and my grievances toward it probably peaked when I glared at him, and he responded, “I can’t stay...
If you’re a clitoris-owner who’s ever envied the textures inside Tenga’s penis-strokers, you’re in luck. The Iroha Zen is a mini-vibe that resembles a Tenga 3D Zen sleeve, but smaller, phallic, and non-porous. You can rub the delightfully squishy, tea whisk-like...
“How was the orgasm [with the Hot Octopuss Pulse III] on a scale from 1-10?” I asked my boyfriend, “1 being your typical jack-off session and 10 being my orgasms when I’m getting fisted.” “Well, that’s a high standard to...
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