Boobs vs. Butts & Bisexual Lighting
"In the end, boobs are nothing more than fake asses. And if I had to choose between the original and the imitation, of course I would choose the original." —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 18, 2021 · Last modified December 5, 2023
"In the end, boobs are nothing more than fake asses. And if I had to choose between the original and the imitation, of course I would choose the original." —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2021 · Last modified February 17, 2025
I can't wait to get double-stuffed once the COVID-19 pandemic is under control. In the meantime, I can use an ejaculating dildo with my boyfriend. Romantic, right? The Strap-On-Me squirting…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 7, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
One of these California Exotics Slay mini-vibes gave me 27 orgasms in one session — but the other two belong in the trash. "I can't tell if the COVID vaccine…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 1, 2021 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"A new kind" of sex toy, or just hype? The Her Ultimate Pleasure's all-in-one licking and sucking contraption became a viral sensation — and other makers wanted to capitalize on the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 28, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
This toy sounds like a dream on paper, with a pulsing, penetrative portion and an external pressure wave motor — why wouldn't you want more, more, moar, MOAR, MOAR sensation?…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 24, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Stack two [soda cans], and that's about the size of the Pris Toys Sentinel. Yep, I've made it my job to stick large objects in my vagina and tell you…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 12, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Squishy, sweet, niche treats for my vulva and partner play. The sex toy world is so much bigger than dildos and vibrators, extending to sleeves and squishables aplenty. Enter the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 26, 2021 · Last modified May 22, 2025
The Uberrime Astra dildo is literally named after the stars — cue pun about space pants and seeing stars. I bought mine for its one-of-a-kind nebulaic color swirls, which embody…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 25, 2021 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Rumbly vibrators splash when dipped in water. Run-of-the-mill buzzy ones make tiny ripples — and the Doc Johnson iVibe Select iRing hardly does even that. Ants would get bored surfing on…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 19, 2021 · Last modified December 5, 2023
Hot Octopuss's vibrations are rumbly AF across the board, and now you can — at last — find them in a luxuriously squishy G‑spot vibrator. Their focus was first on…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 11, 2021 · Last modified May 22, 2025
"What's the best remote control panty vibrator?" I wish I had a definitive, clear-cut answer. It's no secret that petite and wearable "couples'" vibrators are in high demand, but in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 26, 2021 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Affordable sex toys are the future of the industry. Nowadays, you can easily find a rumbly, body-safe vibrator with a velvety finish for under $50. If you're cutting costs, it…