BestVibe Triple-Motor G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator Review
"It looks like Squidward, with an erection, beckoning you to fight him," said a friend upon his first impression of this toy. Later on, he compared it to a bunched-up…
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What Makes a Bullet Vibrator Rumbly — A Look at 6 Motors!
Buzzy is skin-deep. Rumbly is to the bone (sometimes). "Rumbly" and "buzzy" are two descriptors that sex bloggers use to describe vibration quality. The former is deep and often low-pitched,…
Womanizer Classic vs. Premium vs. We-Vibe Melt Comparison & Review
If you're overwhelmed by the air pulse/clitoral suction toy options on the market, I don't blame you! Womanizer is the pioneer and most well-known, but many other companies have hopped…
Zumio E oscillator review & comparison (vs. Zumio X and S)
Behold the Zumio E — one of the best Zumio models! I ADORED the Zumio X Classic when I first tried it. At the time, its concentration of power was…
4 Shitty Dating Advice Marketing Ploys I'm Sick of Seeing
I'm grossed out by predatory online marketing towards women dealing with confusion and heartache. I get that, when you're struggling, a quick web search here and there can be therapeutic…
Le Wand Arch stainless steel G-spot & A-spot dildo review
The Le Wand Arch gives me yet another reason to love stainless steel dildos! Many metal sex toys I've tried are god-tier (or at least close to it) by fierce…
AW HELL NO: LELO Sona 2 Cruise & Soraya Wave reviews
I need to purge my editorial calendar of this shit, okay? The LELO Sona 2 and Sona 2 Cruise have been sitting the review queue for months. It's not even…
Romp Flip & Blush Nöje W4 rechargeable mini-wand reviews
If you've ever felt like wands had too much drab and not enough fab, you'll want to read today's review. The ROMP Flip and Blush Nöje W4 are both compact…
Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo Lux review: penis vibrator for couples
Hot Octopuss knows their rumbly motors from powerful bullets to oscillating guybrators penis masturbators. Perhaps their fanciest creation is the Pulse Duo Lux, a couples' vibrator that claims to do…
Le Wand Contour vs. njoy Eleven (Comparison & Review)
You don't fuck with perfection. Why did Le Wand try to do that again? My single favorite dildo is the njoy Eleven. Beyond its sexy exterior and lethal construction, there's…
5 Characteristics of the Best Sex Shops
I've worked with many great sex shops over the years, and many shitty ones. It's no mystery: the retailers I link to over and over again are the ones who…
Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels Medium Review: HUGE Realistic Dildo
Despite its average-sounding name, Mr. Hankey's Topher Michels medium dildo is anything but that. Don't be fooled: with a 2.68" diameter near the shaft, this dildo looks gargantuan next to my…
