The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped vibrator spoke for itself. It’s possibly the silliest sex toy I…
Once you find a clitoral air pulse massager that ticks all the boxes, you lose interest in the others. That’s why I’m giving you a fast blast of three new(-ish) releases…
The rumble of BMS Factory’s Pillow Talk Sassy ruined practically all other G‑spot vibrators for me— even outperforming the renowned LELO Mona 2. It’s perhaps the most underrated vibrator in…
Bullet vibrators are classics in many sex toy collections, with a fantastic fun-to-size ratio. There are so many to choose from that it can be overwhelming, especially for beginners, so…
I struck gold when I first tried the BMS Pillow Talk Sassy. Even as a relatively new reviewer, I knew that I was on to something. What I didn’t know…
It’s that time of year again! Find the sex toy sales I’m most excited about here. I’ll update the post as deals are announced, so check back as the week…
“You sound like you’re getting stabbed,” a friend replied when I sent him a voice recording of me using the Je Joue G‑Kii. Another said, “If I didn’t already know…
The LELO Elise 2 vibrator reminds me of a more idyllic time for LELO — before the likes of the dick tux. In the early 2010s, their focus was revamping vibes…
On today’s episode of passionate (but playful) shitposting semantics: are creampies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but wonder…” Some of my…
“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize Womanizer’s influence in the sex toy industry. Their eponymous clitoral air pulse massager…
A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway and Tilt have been my default “go-to” vibrators in my review pile. What…
One of these California Exotics Slay mini-vibes gave me 27 orgasms in one session — but the other two belong in the trash. “I can’t tell if the COVID vaccine is…
