Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fabricated sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actually fucked the toy. My sex toy reviews are written for humans looking for detail...
Imagine that merely mentioning “Link in bio” on your Instagram story could get your account flagged or deleted. A photo of a brightly-colored, abstractly shaped dildo gets marked as “adult solicitation.” Or an educational infographic about sexual health gets you...
The business of blogging involves alliances and collaborations with companies. How do you navigate that? Though many sex shops are delights to work with, psychic vampires also run rampant in the industry. They feed on the unsuspecting, trying to squeeze...
Selling used panties and bedroom props is a legit way to earn some extra spending money, especially if you’re an attractive woman. I briefly touched on the practice in my previous post about sexy side hustles (beyond reviews), but this...
I’ve worked with many great sex shops over the years, and many shitty ones. It’s no mystery: the retailers I link to over and over again are the ones who give back to their workers, shoppers, and community. Find out...
Modeling has changed drastically in the time of COVID-19. Due to social distancing measures, my former day job (posing nude for art classes) isn’t much of an option anymore. Nor are collaborative photoshoots. Because of these changes, there’s an influx...
When I reveal that I’m a sex toy reviewer, I sometimes hear variations of “Really?! But you’re so quiet/wholesome/[insert another synonym for demure]!” On a bad day, I might clap back, “I’m sorry— I didn’t realize that introversion meant not...
If you’re a regular reader of my blog, you probably already agree that dildos can be highly collectible pieces of art. They’re functional tools, but it sure as hell helps me get excited when I find a dildo aesthetically pleasing....
In the current gig economy, you’ve probably heard Millennial femme friends joke about sugar[ baby]ing, financial domination, or selling used panties to pay off student loans. Or just for extra spending money. It’s not a myth— there’s no shortage of...
Sex blogging comes with perks like jacking off for work, but downsides like travel limitations. The right to buy sex toys is one that I admittedly take for granted. It’s not a minor privilege. Without dildos, I couldn’t effectively massage...
If you don’t have the freedom to display a metric fuckton of sex toys, could you say you’re living life to the fullest? Upon moving into an apartment with my boyfriend, it’s the first time in YEARS that I’ve had...
“I just had dinner with Epiphora, Girly Juice, and The Notice last night!!!!” I texted a friend. “WHAT THE FUCK,” she responded. “WAS EPIPHORA JUST AS ADORABLE IN PERSON?!” “UH YES, she’s so down-to-earth and endearingly dorky.” My past self...