Carnal Confessions from the Kinky Congregation
I am Superior Trask, head of penance, here to disclose the sins of the congregation. Punishment and spiritual cleansing shall be conducted amid your sinful souls; the rosary will also…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 31, 2023 · Last modified March 15, 2024
I am Superior Trask, head of penance, here to disclose the sins of the congregation. Punishment and spiritual cleansing shall be conducted amid your sinful souls; the rosary will also…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 24, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
This super soft silicone dildo has one of the most fondle-worthy, realistic-feeling skin layers I have ever tried — and it's super pretty with its curved, juicy watermelon-pink gradient tip, too!…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 17, 2023 · Last modified May 28, 2024
The Fun Factory Laya(spot) aged like fine wine — its third generation, now called Laya III, rocks rumblier vibrations in an iconically body-hugging silhouette. Legendary. Venerated. Genius. These are words…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 11, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Remote control wearable vibrators uniquely play with thrill, anticipation, and surprise — at least, on paper. In practice, only a few are small but actually mighty. Which Bluetooth panty vibrators…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 3, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
I’m not sure if this dildo would make more sense or less sense with eyes all over it and a booming voice declaring, “FEAR NOT.” Naming it Angel seems like…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 28, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
A dildo isn’t going to dance with one arm around my waist and the other hand pulling my hair, tilting my head for a kiss. Sex toys don’t have juicy, parted…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 26, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
What’s hotter than remote-controlling a partner’s panty vibe? Imagine the sizzling subtleties that could layer into it, even when you're not around other people. Never underestimate the power of grinding…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 20, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble. Get in there! (Yeah, yeah!) I was not expecting the BestVibe Phoenix to move the way it did. Self-thrusting? Yes. A big, beautiful,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 15, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Browse the bold bullets that shake up my pleasure pathways. “Does it get me off?” isn’t the metric here — instead, we’re gauging, “Can the orgasms knock me out from…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 13, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Master female dominance and male submission, rule over him, and have him eating out of your hand. Men's myriad motivations for sex go beyond the physical release — even with the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 8, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Deliciously basslike vibrations in 3 petite packages! What do the following have in common? They’re all whimsical but functional shapes among Je Joue’s new bullets! Not only are they cute,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 8, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Here's one of my greatest regrets as a sex blogger — and what I wish I had said. When a friend of a friend mentioned being unable to finish during sex…