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3 Colossal Cocks Compared: Mythical vs. Dr. Brody vs. VixSkin Bronco X Review 1

July 1, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published July 1, 2025

3 Colossal Cocks Compared: Mythical vs. Dr. Brody vs. VixSkin Bronco X Review

Three girthy Goliaths vs. my gorilla grip — and what they tell us about sex toy industry trends. Huge dildos are getting the glory they deserve. While arguably still kinky,...

Squarepegtoys’ Nathan 1X Dildo Reminds Me of My Friend 2

June 24, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published June 24, 2025

Squarepegtoys’ Nathan 1X Dildo Reminds Me of My Friend

I haven’t stopped thinking about his cock. Squarepegtoys’ Nathan 1X dildo reminded me so much of my friend’s dick that I just had to have another one — this time...

Mid-Sized Fucking Machines: Positioning, Performance & SEISMIC BUT STABLE SCREWING 3

June 19, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published June 19, 2025 · Last modified June 24, 2025

Mid-Sized Fucking Machines: Positioning, Performance & SEISMIC BUT STABLE SCREWING

Mechanical members that knock my womb and rock my world. A sex machine to beat up my insides? Yes, please! We’ll start with the ones you’re probably most familiar with...

Beginner-Friendly Dildos: THE SOUL-SNATCHING STARTER PACK For All Your Hot Spots 4

June 1, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published June 1, 2025 · Last modified June 10, 2025

Beginner-Friendly Dildos: THE SOUL-SNATCHING STARTER PACK For All Your Hot Spots

SIMPLE SILICONE & GLIDING GLASS GLIZZIES TO GUSH OVER, FROM BEGINNER TO BRATTY We’re making vanilla a spice again with dildos I wish I had found sooner — the frill-free,...

Dillenia Gama Review: 9.7" Glass Glizzy for Dreamy Deep Dicking 5

May 19, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published May 19, 2025 · Last modified May 31, 2025

Dillenia Gama Review: 9.7″ Glass Glizzy for Dreamy Deep Dicking

PERFECTION FOR THE DEEP FINGERING FANATICS AND FELLOW CERVIX SORCERERS Dillenia Gama by JimmyJane is the glass dildo for me. Its nearly ten-inch reach pleases my cervix and electrifies the...

7 Hypnotic Dirty Talk Techniques for Dominance & Submission 6

May 5, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published May 5, 2025

7 Hypnotic Dirty Talk Techniques for Dominance & Submission

You’re probably hypnotic without realizing it — guiding your partner into a trance to feel hotter and uncontrollably bothered. Looking back, I can see how my old post, “7 Steamy...

3 Glorious, Girthy Realistic Glass Dildos & How to Thrust Them 7

April 20, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published April 20, 2025

3 Glorious, Girthy Realistic Glass Dildos & How to Thrust Them

I never don’t want to bludgeon my womb. Three goonable glass glandes go head-to-head here — not only aesthetically enchanting in how they refract light, but also prime specimens for...

VixSkin Mustang Review: A Cult Classic Dual-Density Dildo 8

April 2, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2, 2025

VixSkin Mustang Review: A Cult Classic Dual-Density Dildo

Once upon a time, the iconic VixSkin Mustang set the standard for a crowd-wowing cock. It “simply doesn’t need more reviews,” wrote an affiliate program manager; Vixen Creations achieved adult...

Girth Game Level-Up: SuperFit XL Dilator Review & How-To 9

March 27, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published March 27, 2025

Girth Game Level-Up: SuperFit XL Dilator Review & How-To

For when “Oh noooo, is it going to fit?” isn’t just teasing dirty talk. If you’re feeling intimidation with penetration, you have options, including dilator kits. Think of these sets...

Velvet Prime Lewis: Uncut & Thick Thruster Attachment 10

March 16, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published March 16, 2025

Velvet Prime Lewis: Uncut & Thick Thruster Attachment

Meet Lewis, Velvet Thruster’s thick, curved, uncut cock attachment for front-wall bliss — one of the most versatile realistic thruster attachments in their lineup. Pop it atop the Velvet Prime...

Uberrime BIG Damn Alien: Tiered G-Spot & Depth Dildo 11

March 7, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published March 7, 2025

Uberrime BIG Damn Alien: Tiered G-Spot & Depth Dildo

“Oh, fuck,” I whimpered at the Uberrime Big Damn Alien‘s first thrust against my cervix. The Big Damn Alien dildo features not one, not two, but three tiers of out-of-this-world...

Tracy's Dog Pockety Review: Wearable Finger Vibrator 12

February 16, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2025

Tracy’s Dog Pockety Review: Wearable Finger Vibrator

Tracy’s Dog Pockety curves along the contours of my hand, intuitive AF for solo and couple’s play. As the name suggests, it’s petite and discreet — about the size of...

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