Cal Exotics Impulse intimate electrostimulation / e-stim vibrator review
"Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator's safety warnings list," I messaged a friend. "I don't know where this is going, but it's already my favorite part of the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 7, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator's safety warnings list," I messaged a friend. "I don't know where this is going, but it's already my favorite part of the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 23, 2019 · Last modified March 12, 2024
New Year's resolutions should be fun! The more high-spirited you are about them, the more likely you are to keep them. Fortunately, modifying one's appearance can be just as fun…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 16, 2019 · Last modified October 17, 2023
The Dame Pom comes in jade green and looks like a flattened marshmallow Peep. How could I say no? Though it doesn't feel quite marshmallow-soft, it's bendy to nestle effortlessly atop the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 11, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
Centuries from now, archaeologists will excavate my tomb and find sex toys. Thousands of sex toys— some entirely intact. My Blush Gaia Eco biodegradable vibrator might break down, but my…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 3, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
I've compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is "only" comparable to a soda can's top. The Gambler takes it a step…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 26, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"Best orgasm I've had in a while just now using the stroker," my boyfriend texted me on Christmas morning. "It lasted a while and was intense. Maybe partly because I'm…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 17, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
The We-Vibe Nova addresses some of the most glaring shortcomings in the most overrated group of sex toys: rabbit vibrators. For one, the clitoral stimulation motor on the Nova is…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 14, 2018 · Last modified February 13, 2024
It's one thing to say that I enjoy vertical textures. It's another to come via the twisting motion alone or to feel like I'd go insane if I stopped twisting the Uberrime…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 5, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I love carrying heavy objects in my vagina, as anyone who has read my review of the 1.5lb (680g) njoy Pure Wand knows. But it's not exactly practical to walk around…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 30, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
My first dildo from Uberrime wasn't the Helios, but the story begins the same way: it almost too pretty to use. Almost. I oohed and aahed the delectably tight marbling of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 20, 2018 · Last modified December 2, 2023
You probably don't need an introduction to LELO. They were once revered as the luxury "it" brand, and I understand why. LELO offered sleek, body-safe, and woman-oriented Pleasure Objects that were…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 13, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
As much as I love my gigantic dildos, they're not the most practical toys to take with me when I'm on-the-go or visiting family. Sometimes, I have only a backpack…