by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2022 · Last modified August 9, 2023
Glass dildos look stunning and deliver some of the most intense stimulation — often with a fantastic orgasm-to-price ratio. The key is to find one that’s the right shape for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 24, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
The FemmeFunn Dioni is a rumbly vibrator that entirely envelops your finger — a hybrid between a finger bullet, dildo, and extension sleeve. This finger vibrator blends seamlessly into partner…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 22, 2022 · Last modified January 18, 2024
The orgasm ratio between me and my male partners is easily over 10:1 — 10 of mine for every one of theirs. I'm having a good time, and so are they.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 18, 2022 · Last modified April 4, 2024
“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize Womanizer’s influence in the sex toy industry. Their eponymous clitoral air…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 14, 2021 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 30, 2021 · Last modified August 10, 2023
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some basic-bitch Millennial drinking celery juice, sporting thick eyebrows gradient-filled and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 21, 2021 · Last modified August 14, 2023
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped vibrator spoke for itself. It’s possibly the silliest sex toy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 13, 2021 · Last modified July 5, 2023
If someone says that cis women are wildest during their periods, they've never seen me sex toy shopping and booty-calling during ovulation. One of my Instagram followers commiserated: You're not…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 3, 2021 · Last modified August 12, 2023
Spooky Day is over, but Nonstop November was just beginning. I celebrated with THREE beautifully marbled dildos from Uberrime and sent one of each unique UV glow dildo to a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2, 2021 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo — or perhaps better yet, one shaped like four tentacles wrapped…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 5, 2021 · Last modified September 19, 2023
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been victimized by sex toy packages declaring, “VIBRATING MASSAGER” or “HEALTH CARE GADGETS.” I’ll wait. I’ve been there and done that, and I’m not…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 30, 2021 · Last modified April 15, 2024
It’s official: pussy pumps are mainstream. Clitoral suction toys have been around for a hot minute, but it’s only in recent years that they’ve gained mainstream hype — outside the…
