Uberrime Kraken's Revenge Tentacle Dildo Review
I did say that the Kraken's Revenge tentacle dildo was the most extra Uberrime design I had ever seen, but then again, that entire studio is known for extra cartoony…
Category: Dildos
Y2K Rainbows: An Iridescent Glass Plug & Curved Pastel Dildo
This gleaming glass dildo turned my friend on to harder massagers for years to come. And equally aesthetically alluring is this dildo with a striated, rainbow-sunset pastel palette. What’s a girl…
Velvet Thruster Prime Fucking Machine Dildo Comparison: A Detailed Guide & Ranking!
The Velvet Thruster Prime seriously feels like an instant dopamine dispenser. And many of its modular attachments leave me drooling and starry-eyed — explore the options galore for your cave's…
Review: Dorcel Double Do & Tantus Hook long dildos
My deepest erogenous zones are so happy. These long dildos (18” and 10”) make me want to text a partner, “Thank you for your services for my cervix.” I am…
Velvet Thruster Prime Edward Review + 5 Reasons to Love It!
Could it be?! Perfection in sex toy form? A longer, curved Velvet Thruster handheld fucking machine, explicitly built for deep penetration and effortless cervical orgasms? My warm pussy clenches in…
Topped Toys Hilt 75 & Cetos 90 Review: Huge Silicone Dildos
I feel like I've gone Super Saiyan with all the sighing and screaming. I thought I was done expanding my capacity, but apparently not. Spelunk some more with the Topped Toys…
Top 9 Stainless Steel Dildos, Ranked (njoy, L'Acier, Le Wand)
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles” or “snipers” for the internal erogenous zones. They're marvels of…
RodeOH Slyder Plus Wide Review: realistic dildo with sliding skin
“We love and stand by the product, but there’s no accounting for taste,” a spicy affiliate manager trailed off, staring into space. I recognized the glazed expression. “You’re thinking, ‘Ahhh,…
Review: Dee’s Big Daddies Drake XXXL Dragon & Davy Tentacle Dildo
“Demonstration?” requested a comment on a video where I held the Dee’s Big Daddies Drake XXXL. There would be both a lot and not a lot to see — in…
Lovense Gravity vs. Velvet Thruster Teddy comparison
Controlling a partner's orgasms by fucking them from afar isn't just a thing of the future. That teledildonic technology is available now — in the form of self-thrusting dildos with…
L'Acier Reverb review: steel vibrator for hands-free orgasm
“Oh, my Goddddd. What is happening? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cumming not too long after inserting the L’Acier Reverb stainless steel dildo. I wasn’t thrusting it.…
Dee's Big Daddies: Dante, Duke, Danny huge dildo reviews
More adventures of a compact, high-capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ makeup names conjure similar reactions in my mind: “Dude, chill! Why are you…